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"They make my brain folds crawl."

-Chas Licciardello, "FOETAL ATTRACTION! PEP with Chas and Dr Dave (Ep 153, April 12)"

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MINISTRY OF SOUND TO RELEASE REMIX CD OF THEIR OTHER REMIX CDS

CNNNN Season 2, Episode 5

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SHOT-PUTTER CAN'T FIND WAY TO WORK TALENT INTO EVERYDAY LIFE

CNNNN Season 2, Episode 5

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BOND MOVIE TWIST FAILS TO SURPRISE

CNNNN Season 2, Episode 5

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WORD 'GATE' USED TO REFER TO POLITICAL SCANDAL

CNNNN Season 2, Episode 5

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JUNKIE CAR PINES FOR FUEL INJECTION

CNNNN Season 2, Episode 5

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WOMAN SKEWERS TONGUE ON SPIKED DRINK

CNNNN Season 2, Episode 5

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AUSTRALIAN EDITOR OF 'TIME' MAGAZINE JUST CONVERTS US DOLLARS INTO AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS

CNNNN Season 2, Episode 5

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STUDENT FEELS LIKE HE'S PREPARED FOR EXAM AFTER HIGHLIGHTING PAGES RANDOMLY

CNNNN Season 2, Episode 5

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30 ODD FOOT OF GRUNTS FAN SECRETLY THERE TO SEE RUSSELL

CNNNN Season 2, Episode 5

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EXCEPTION FAILS TO PROVE RULE

CNNNN Season 2, Episode 5

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NASA PLANS TO BE TARGET OF ONE MILLION NEW JOKES BY DECADE'S END

CNNNN Season 2, Episode 5

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INTERNET FRAUD NOW NIGERIA'S LARGEST INDUSTRY

CNNNN Season 2, Episode 5

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CRUISE GIRLFRIEND PRETENDS TO TAKE SCIENTOLOGY SERIOUSLY

CNNNN Season 2, Episode 5

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ATHENS TOURISTS LIKE GREEKS' OLD STUFF BETTER THAN THEIR NEW STUFF

CNNNN Season 2, Episode 5

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DRUGS TURN SCREENSAVER INTO ENTERTAINMENT SPECTACULAR

CNNNN Season 2, Episode 5

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NEW AUSTRALIAN FILM ABOUT LITTLE BLOKE WHO TAKES ON THE BIG GUYS AND WINS

CNNNN Season 2, Episode 5