[plumslices]

It matters because I gave it meaning bitch

[maretostallion]

happy sphinx ^_^

[princess-of-misfits]

[tylostoma]

really enjoyed the picturesque drive home with my digicam

[yuurei]

spraypainted cursed hamtaro from 3 years ago revisited. and the abandoned factory where hamtaro resides.

[girls--complex]

 Babylon Prophet Bishoujo Neko Refugee Miss Ezekiel

[exitwound]

when whitman said “i contradict myself. i am large… i contain multitudes” and wilde said “what are you? to define is to limit” and sumney said “i insist upon my right to be multiple”

[existential-celestial]

and ashbery said “accept yourself as numerous”

[soracities]

and when mahmoud darwish said “I am besieged by contradiction” and when lewis carroll said “I knew who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then”

[headmaidhead]

Bite princesses

[transgenderization]

oh everyone is breaking out the homura gifs thats no good

[doublelp]

[veryberryskye]

i am literally a princess i spend my whole day pouring over legislation and attending council meetings and i’m frequently distracted by the advances of my many beautiful suitors so it is not my fucking fault we lost this deadlock match

[veryberryskye]

turns out when you specifically seek out extremely pathetic and clumsy women to be your knights and maids they arent very good at being knights or maids

[superchat]

shia_pm__

[effemimaniac]

I took yucky animal medicine and it made my nipples all tingly and sensitive AITA?

[maletolion]

if you play deadlock right now you’re either a victim or hurting people

[deadelated]

I can't enjoy sex i just know too many people who have made the whole idea kind of reddit to me

[deadelated]

no, i am not "traumatized". I just think it's kind of reddit when you touch me

[m-elloncollie]

Make it work! (2006)