It's J. (they/them)

I never left... but I did spruce up the joint when I heard the Twitter people were coming.

[hulk-janitor]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85475771/chapters/227282216

[hulk-janitor]

BloodyMary comic based on Chapter 8 of "It's Worth It" by HulkJanitor (me) on Ao3.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85475771/chapters/227282216

[hulk-janitor]

BloodyMary comic based on Chapter 4 of "It's Worth It" by HulkJanitor (me) on Ao3.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[hulk-janitor]

BloodyMary comic based on Chapter 22 of "It's Worth It" by HulkJanitor (me) on Ao3.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85475771/chapters/227056966

[hulk-janitor]

BloodyMary comic based on Chapter 6 of "It's Worth It" by HulkJanitor (me) on Ao3.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85475771/chapters/227282216

[hulk-janitor]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85475771/chapters/227056966

17th chapter is up!

[hulk-janitor]

[hulk-janitor]

Also, read my fic! It includes:

-blood-madness

-slow burn (Rocky calls it mating-madness)

-friendship

-like a dozen near death experiences

-hurt/comfort

-and most importantly... fucking. (Eventually... slowburn)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85475771/chapters/227056966

[hulk-janitor]

Bloodymary nation... how we feeling..?

Anyway... I think you should read my fic.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[rockytheeridian]

SIMON THE BUTCHER in IRON LUNG and RYLAND GRACE in PROJECT HAIL MARY

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[exxos-von-steamboldt]

[delicatefury]

I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

And there are so many articles and videos and discussions. Like, the scientific community is buzzing about this.

So much research will have to be redone because the data was absolutely compromised, off by orders of magnitude, by using standard lab gloves.

The world is probably not horrifically contaminated by microplastics. Sterile laboratories, however, are contaminated by latex and nitrile gloves.

Thank God someone bothered to check.

[beardedmrbean]

>I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

Sources beyond dude just trust me, for the skeptics.

Scientists shocked to find lab gloves may be skewing microplastics data

Scientists may have been unknowingly inflating microplastics pollution estimates, and the surprising source could be their own lab gloves. A

https://www.technologynetworks.com/applied-sciences/news/scientists-lab-gloves-may-be-causing-an-overestimation-of-microplastics-411138

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics, U-M study reveals

Nitrile and latex gloves that scientists wear while they are measuring microplastics may lead to a potential overestimation of the tiny poll

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics - Phys.org (it’s a pdf)

An Embarrassing Mistake May Have Skewed Microplastics Research All Along

Researchers discovered a standard piece of lab equipment has added thousands of microplastic ‘false positives’ per each square-millimeter un

Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data

Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data: That doesn’t mean microplastics aren’t a problem, though

That should be enough

[3liza]

how did they not fucking account for this. sorry but this is really really stupid

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

this is so funny.

[syn4k]

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

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minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

[mmelete]

[carby]

[voidsentprinces]

[autism-official]

[autism-official]

obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)

[essaimart]

☝️ one

[essaimart]

she needs a lot

[averywavery]

mountain lion vs. house kitten ass screams 😭

[averywavery]

mountain lion vs. house kitten ass screams 😭

[clownjuicebox]

grace every time he says something stupid