It's J. (they/them)

I never left... but I did spruce up the joint when I heard the Twitter people were coming.

[hulk-janitor]

BloodyMary comic based on Chapter 24 of "It's Worth It" by HulkJanitor (me) on Ao3.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[nixscriptum]

[kosmogrl]

[maja-paja]

[hulk-janitor]

They need to invent a dry shampoo that will fix me ™️

[delinquenseas]

A short comic/poem inspired by @hulk-janitor 's beautiful Bloodymary fic It's Worth It.

Sure, it wasn’t a moon— it was the last remnants of a star, whittled down to moon-size with with the metamorphosized final lifestage of astrophage wrapped around it.

I really love how it brought the two universes together. It's also quite sad from the star's perspective... But I guess we can never know what a star thinks of its own death.

Unedited photo under the cut---

(nevermind that i accidentally switched two of the panels ugh)

[shamesonlydaughter]

it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

[fiyero3305]

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

[blueindeed]

I tell this story all the time but I'll tell it again! When I taught kindergarten full time, we had a working bee one weekend where we did a bunch of gardening/landscaping in the outdoor area. One of the dads put up a bit of fencing, then stood back and had a look, kind of frowning like he wasn't sure. His wife then came along, and the following conversation ensued:

Wife: GETMO? Husband: (after a moment, with a sigh) Yeah, GETMO. Me: GETMO? Wife and husband, in perfect unison: Good Enough To Move On

Absolutely LIFE CHANGING acronym, friends and enemies.

[idgabuck]

*scanning you* huh. That’s strange.

It says you’re gay.

[maggotsandcream]

Something I do find lovely about the first 4 Murderbot Diaries books (can’t yet speak on all of them) is:

Murderbot chronically finding new scientists/travellers to claim as “clients” (whether paid or not) like one of those sheepless herding dogs that goes around finding sheep (or anything else they can herd like a flock of sheep). Like it clearly has a protect humans instinct and a desperate need for enrichment.

Given its general lack of self awareness and unreliable narrator status, there’s no way in hell Murderbot is aware it’s doing this.

[silas-lehnsherr]

Murderbot: I just want to be left alone to watch my shows. I care nothing for these humans. I hate having clients.

Also Murderbot: *noticing unaccompanied humans that have nothing to do with it at all* Oh look, clients.

[redstonedust]

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

[hulk-janitor]

I just finished It's Worth It, and I was wondering if it's okay for me to put it into a book to keep on my autism shelf? I've been on a book making kick as of late, and would love to have it there among my precious belongings :D

Absolutely! Happy book-making!!!

I'm so honored you liked it enough to want a physical copy!

[tothechaos]

me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

[computationalcalculator]

[0fficelady]

Collection

[hulk-janitor]

i just finished the entirety of It's Worth It in literally one day, it is currently 6:07 AM (lol) and I still haven't slept and I don't know how to just- go about? Normal life???? This is genuinely like my favorite bloody Mary fic I've ever read and I cannot believe it's over

(also a side effect of reading chapters 28-35 at literally 3:00 a.m. when my house is entirely pitch black, is that I totally started seeing things out of the corner of my eye, which is the most horrifying experience of my entire life and actually gave me a panic attack from your writing LMAO)

Okay, I think I can stop ranting now and I should probably go to sleep, but like this is genuinely such a good fic and I don't even know what to do anymore, and I'm mad at myself because I can never read this for the first time again 😭

Oh my goodness! Thank you so much! I'm so sorry it gave you a panic, but I'm glad you enjoyed it!

Now go to bed! "Rocky watch you sleep!"

[hulk-janitor]

🎶We are so happy it was you!🎶

Here i am, crying over sweet dumb space rocks. Thank you, that last chapter of Rocky getting to change a scary story into a beautiful one was so wonderful. Amaze, amaze, amaze!

Thank you! Rocky really fixes everything. This whole thing was secretly his fix it fic lol ❤️❤️❤️

[hulk-janitor]

Hey i just finished reading the last chapter of "is it worth it" and i have one thing to say to you

How do you realistically expect me to live my life normally after i read that absolute literature beauti of a fanfic, how could you do this

But genuinely it was the most beautiful thing I've read in my life up to this point, thank you for making it <3

🥺😭❤️❤️❤️ Thank you for reading!

[hulk-janitor]

Check out this song, its so eden

OHHHHH I am frothing at the mouth at this song!!! OmG YES! Fuck thats good!!! Thank you for sending!!

[autistobrat]

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.