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prettiestluxury

it’s giving

noimkillingboys

vespertinemusic

Rico Nasty by Brian Ziff for PAPER Magazine, 2020

ange1fire

daavydaave

George Condo

Study for a Clown, 2009

Repeat after me

Porn ain’t real life.

jehovahhthickness

You can’t just shove your dick inside of somebody’s vagina.

jehovahhthickness

FOREPLAY IS YOUR FRIEND!

And for some people, the more time you spend on foreplay, the better the sex session will be.

jehovahhthickness

Hold up … why are y'all afraid of a little lube????

Lube is life???? Turn that coochie and booty into a slip and slide and you’ll orgasm in NO TIME ok??

Jot that down

jehovahhthickness

Condoms are your friends.

And if you’re not fond of them, please make sure you are monogamous with your sexual partner (for infection control- meaning you will decrease the amount of STIs being spread). Get tested regularly especially if you are constantly having new sexual partners.

jehovahhthickness

Just drink more water. Please.

jehovahhthickness

And if you expect people to fucking shave for you. Expect them to have a little scarring or bumps because ingrown hairs are a bitch and there’s nothing many of us can do about it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

jehovahhthickness

Oh and your energy is everything.

If your energy is not compatible with the person you’re fucking with, the sex is not gonna be that great.

jehovahhthickness

Omg please stop expecting people who have no to little experience with sex to be doing magic tricks with you.

It’s either you’re willing to teach or just don’t fuck with them.

I’m tired of hearing that “your dick/pussy is wack” BS.

Ok sorry that they don’t have sex with everyone they make eye contact with. Sheesh.

to-fuel-your-radiance

Regarding that last one. I’ve had one too many straight men listen to me say that most of my sexual experience is with women and still get disappointed that I find blowjobs difficult. Like, dude, this is not the kind of oral I’m used to, give me a minute before you start jabbing my gag reflex. Also that they just expect it and don’t even ask what I want.

This is why I’m not fucking with straight men anymore unless they are exceptional and prove it to me before we have sex. And even then, I’m still not going to give a blowjob until they’ve sufficiently demonstrated that they know how to give me pleasure.

jehovahhthickness

^^^^^^^

yafavblogger

Porn ain’t real life. I say this especially to the women that are becoming sexually active. You will not be able to do a split on the dick the first time. You will not be able to deep throat dick without practice.

Be vocal about what you want. If it hurts say so, if you don’t like the constant jabbing that porn made popular let him know.

Pussy don’t taste like starburst and dreams.

lol-buturnotmatthealy

I love this and think that everyone should read and appreciate the fact that this thread was even made. Bless bc all of this is so very relevant.

mckillher-deactivated20200322

Y'all better take notes

18ctpincushion

step 1) foreplay step 2) more foreplay step 3) even more foreplay step 4) sex for a little bit step 5) uncomfortable? repeat steps 1-3 again

jehovahhthickness

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

It’s really not that hard to understand but then again, men are dumb

dynamicsymmetry

Re-reblogging to add from (painfully) personal experience: vaginismus is a thing. It’s not your fault, if you have some form of it. It doesn’t mean you’re hopelessly broken. It doesn’t mean you suck at fucking. It just means you’re going to struggle with some stuff more than other people with vaginas, and so many people with vaginas have this problem and don’t address it properly because they don’t know they can. Same shit above applies, except more. Go slow and demand patience. Learn your own muscles. Learn what works for you. Use TONS of lube. Advocate for yourself. Possibly talk to a doctor if it’s real bad. You deserve to have sex that doesn’t hurt.

And y'know, there’s so much more to sex than penetration anyway.