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charm - 21 - they/them ⚠️ THIS IS AN OBJECTUM BLOG!!! ⚠️ i follow from @charmyluckz

[coaster-kisser]

intro post time!!

yo!! the names charm and i very recently (as of june '26) figured out im objectum, particularly for rollercoasters- especially oblivion at alton towers!! this blog is to document this journey of self-discovery as well as my growing adoration of this ride!!

i will be posting about both the coaster itself and selfship-esque art featuring my gijinka design for them!!

posting may be a little sporadic as im a system with really bad memory issues eheh ;^^

stick around if you like, and if you do, i hope you enjoy following me on this!!!

[coaster-kisser]

ddoes anyone else think of the harnesses on a ride like them trying to hug you??

and if they happen to stay locked in place even as the rides finished they just dont wanna let you go!! theyre a little possessive hehe

[archivemindz]

has anyone actually tried the oblivion condoms or 👀👀👀👀

[topthrill2]

Happy 6/24 to me. Its been 11 years of me being in this community and while I dont really have a ramble today like I usually do, I just wanted to take some time to look back on how everything has changed ✨️

[nnodontcountonit]

went to an amusement park and there was this short ride and I was fine until I was strapped in and felt the handles under my palms. they felt so fucking nice. my back was straight against it and my thighs kept down all secure but holding those handles at my sides just. did something to me.

ride was a bit underwhelming but she was a cutie. I was throbbinf

[runr4bb]

Me when my rollercoaster wife loves me back and cradles me in her comfy shoulder restraints oooh she's so lovely

[coaster-kisser]

took my partner to towers for the first time today!!! we didnt go on blivvy but we DID stop in x-sector for a smiler freestyle cup so i managed to get a few pics of them ♡

[coaster-kisser]

barely getting by at work and my partner sends me THESE..... itd been delivered not lobg before i went on break.......... ough life is good

[puckful]

[thrillrid3s]

【Ｏｂｌｉｖｉｏｎ】

[topthrill2]

Still need to find a place to hang these but I'm lowkey starting a collection of these midway banners. Rn they're folded up by my TTD shrine as my walls are currently taken over by MadeToThrill posters so 🤣

[coaster-kisser]

uuu i wanna visit blivvy again soon but the weathers too hot and its nearly school holidays so queue lines will be SO long ><

then again..... the longer im in the queue line...... the more time i get to spend with them......... 👀

[coaster-kisser]

oblivion themed objectum flag!!

[urmostaverageegg]

do u ever forget that ur objectum until u go on ur favorite rollercoaster and get all flustered,,,,, i love rollercoasters a normal amount guys trust,,,,,, also plushiesssssss shoutout to my glaggle p,ushie of whom i love <3

[beepboopappreciation]

You, objectum! Quick! Tell me about your beloved objects 🫵

[smilerkisser]

if i'm not supposed to be attracted to the rollercoaster then why'd you make it so attractive huh.

[runr4bb]

now that i am so used to big "scary" rollercoasters it allows me to appreciate how incredibly hot they are

its like theyre teasing you. a giant metal (or wood :3 ) beast with all the power to easily crush a human but they just use it to throw you around a little and give you a cute artificial scare. they probably find it very fun and thrilling themselves. their entire purpose is to scare people and they love it. they love it when you get that dropping feeling in your stomach and when you scream. because they did their job right and they had fun doing it.