#rollercoaster objectum

[stormxthephantomsrevenge]

Just me and my o/p

(y/n x ceo ahh)

[celebrationalmuppetational]

More people should be objectum about amusement park rides, generally.

[runr4bb]

now that i am so used to big "scary" rollercoasters it allows me to appreciate how incredibly hot they are

its like theyre teasing you. a giant metal (or wood :3 ) beast with all the power to easily crush a human but they just use it to throw you around a little and give you a cute artificial scare. they probably find it very fun and thrilling themselves. their entire purpose is to scare people and they love it. they love it when you get that dropping feeling in your stomach and when you scream. because they did their job right and they had fun doing it.

[stormtheobjectum]

MOGAI term archival tags

#blog original - was coined by my one of my blogs

#orientation - romantic, sexual, and/or platonic orientations

#stance - stance-related

#general - other non-orientation related terms

[stormwritesfanfic]

In Love With a Rollercoaster

This objectum fanfiction contains:

No NSFW (is SFW)

Real public object x Reader

2nd person POV

No content warnings whatsoever

Ever since you got a job as an operator & maintenance worker for the wooden rollercoaster Jackrabbit, Kennywood, you couldn’t help but feel a sense of attraction to it… But why? Maybe it’s because a rollercoaster can’t judge you, intentionally hurt you, or do anything bad that a human can with intent… Slowly, your attraction deepens, and you began to feel a sense of security around the ride…

You now stopped using just ‘it’ to identify him, started to believe that he has a soul or is alive in some way, and join online spaces where people like you feel the exact same or a similar way to other objects.

You can’t help but think about him all the time and wait for the off-season when you get to maintenance him, the though of removing his old wood and make him better so he stays alive filling your heart with joy. People might think you’re weird for liking an object romantically, but they make you happy, and that’s all that matters.

[stormxthephantomsrevenge]

Personajectum

An objectum that is attracted (romantically, sexually, and/or platonically) to their perceived personality of an object or objects.

This could be due to the individual identifying with this term being POSIC or having object-personification synesthesia along with their objectum attraction, although individuals without POSIC beliefs or synesthesia can use this term if they feel like it aligns with their objectum attraction.

Coined by me June 2, 2026 3:31 PM EDT

Already coined? Consider this an alt!

[stormxthephantomsrevenge]

Person 1: We need a name to call people who are attracted to objects

Person 2: I don’t know, uh… Object… Um…

Person 1: HOLY SHIT THATS GENIUS PERSON 2

^ and that’s how objectum got its name /j

[stormxthephantomsrevenge]

I saw one of my moot’s reblogs and had a vision to make this

(Ignore the fact that these kinds of memes died out)