REALITY'S GAY

certified Five Hargreeves fan // minor // donation asks = blocked

[coathanger-for-pasta]

"ᴵᵗ'ˢ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᵃ ᵈʳᵉᵃᵐ, ᴬˡⁱᶜᵉ. ᴺᵒᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ᶜᵃⁿ ʰᵃʳᵐ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ."

Hello! My name's Eden, I go by anything and everything (unlabeled) I just post on here for fun and sillies, there is nothing serious on this blog, I like oc yapping (please ask about them PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEA)

@pastas-stories is my writing blog, I also got a few rp blogs that are lowkey more popular than my main so 🥹✌️feel free to interact I LOVE meeting people on here, but donation asks WILL get you blocked

Fandoms // Books // DNI // Tags // Divider creds

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

[aperfectlylegalbastard]

‼️‼️Reminder that polyamorous people are AWESOME and AMAZING and REAL PEOPLE and NOT CHEATING and it comes with a GIANT cuddle pile ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ shocking I know ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[coathanger-for-pasta]

Plz plz plz I beg for more zekina fics with Zeke being an annoying little shit sometimes . I see the vision of him being a sweet, lovely bf to Tina (because really he is kind ykyk) but also there's a reason she found (finds) him annoying !!! Do it !!! Make him a menace !!! Please !!!!

[coathanger-for-pasta]

Gang I'm stressing so bad rn bcs we're going back to school soon and when I went to high school my ONLY goal was to do technical theatre

So I've done like 2 theatre classes but at the end of every class there's this big final grade performance and I am NOT a performing person, I can do anything EXCEPT perform in front of people. It gets so bad that for the first one I stressed myself out to the point of being sick enough to stay home, for the second one I was sick the entire WEEK of the performance

I really REALLY wanna do tech theatre this year (since I have all my prerequisites done for it) and participate in the plays and stuff but not only am I terrified of performing anything I also have dizzy spells and I'm worried about like passing out on stage if I do end up performing T^T but also I love theatre so so so much and I'm genuinely like on the verge of tears thinking abt quitting it what do I doooo

They're also getting rid of a bunch of the theatre electives rn and I'm worried if I skip it this semester or this year I'm not gonna have a chance to do it at all 💔💔 like my older brother went to the same school (he's graduated now + he's only like 2-3 ish years older than me) and he got to do stage craft and he keeps recommending it but there's no stage craft class anymore so I can't like AUDHSBCKDKSNSNS I'M TWEAKING

[coathanger-for-pasta]

I just didn't get theatre at all for my schedule this year so nothing to worry about for the next semester 🥹✌️

[nyancrimew]

[eosofspades]

[coathanger-for-pasta]

Hmmmm maybe cosmetology school after high school

[maxknightley]

(girl who's been thinking about The Character nonstop for two months voice) you'll never guess what this song reminds me of

[coathanger-for-pasta]

Gang I'm stressing so bad rn bcs we're going back to school soon and when I went to high school my ONLY goal was to do technical theatre

So I've done like 2 theatre classes but at the end of every class there's this big final grade performance and I am NOT a performing person, I can do anything EXCEPT perform in front of people. It gets so bad that for the first one I stressed myself out to the point of being sick enough to stay home, for the second one I was sick the entire WEEK of the performance

I really REALLY wanna do tech theatre this year (since I have all my prerequisites done for it) and participate in the plays and stuff but not only am I terrified of performing anything I also have dizzy spells and I'm worried about like passing out on stage if I do end up performing T^T but also I love theatre so so so much and I'm genuinely like on the verge of tears thinking abt quitting it what do I doooo

They're also getting rid of a bunch of the theatre electives rn and I'm worried if I skip it this semester or this year I'm not gonna have a chance to do it at all 💔💔 like my older brother went to the same school (he's graduated now + he's only like 2-3 ish years older than me) and he got to do stage craft and he keeps recommending it but there's no stage craft class anymore so I can't like AUDHSBCKDKSNSNS I'M TWEAKING

[coathanger-for-pasta]

I have been seeing a LOT more spiders than usual recently

Anyway tips on how to exterminate every spider in the world

[buddie-romance]

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

[stillnotmollified]

willing to bet money that “no, go back” is the least-pressed button in the history of the internet

[stillnotmollified]

willing to bet money that “no, go back” is the least-pressed button in the history of the internet

[stevenrogered]

Season 3 / Season 4 (deleted scene)

[coathanger-for-pasta]

Mmmm toxic ship 🤤🤤 toxic ship yunmy in my tummy gulp gulp gulp

[music-dreamers]

hangout idea: we listen to music but its only my music and i force you to listen to every song i like

[coathanger-for-pasta]

Life sucks but at least I'll never have to experience my first year at a new school again