Ms. Cobel’s Chew Toy

Chewie | 23 | she/they | 18+ . I need Ms. Cobel to sink her teeth into me and shake me around like a dog with her favourite toy

[cobelschewtoy]

This is a purely smut, sapphic self insert blog. Minors DNI.

ao3 | masterlist

| frequently used tags | cw tags

🖋️ previous work: rewarding loyalty | ao3

🖊️ latest work: pencils | ao3

Main blog and who I’ll follow from @florencebirdsong

[sapphic-severance-week]

Sapphic Severance Week !

Six weeks has gone by fast! Sapphic Severance Week begins in earnest in two days. Day one is Reintegration!

There will not be strict posting times. I will begin going through the tag #saphsevweek26 on the 16th (my timezone) and continue until the night of the 24th to give some leeway. The AO3 Collection –Sapphic_Severance_Week_2026 (saphsevwk26) link – is already open.

If you have any questions, please send me an ask or dm. I'm very excited to see what you've made. Happy posting!

Link to prompts post

[paperstorm]

I love you weird fanfiction. I love you unpopular kink. I love you unsanitized sex scenes. I love you fics that the mean girls make fun of on twitter. I love you monster fucking. I love you daddy kinks and foot fetishes and water sports. I love you stories about complex human emotions and bad choices with no consequences and characters hurting each other. I love you threesomes or polycules. I love you rare pairs. I love you furry art. I love you dark fantasies. I love you kink that’s so specific and self indulgent it was clearly written just for the person writing it. I love you ships that people think you shouldn’t be allowed to ship. I love you anyone who has the courage to put their art into a public space when that art is weird, or dark, or taboo, or something that will be considered unacceptable by the puritanical fandom police.

[cobelschewtoy]

Helena would slap Helly. Helly would throw a right hook.

[cobelspuppy]

harmony cobel has a full bush and it’s grey and you cannot convince me otherwise

[sapphic-severance-week]

THREE WEEKS TO GO - Sapphic Severance Week

We're halfway through the creating phase!

If you've started, well done 🥳

If you haven't, you're definitely not alone 😊

We can do this!!!

Prompts Post Link

[cobelschewtoy]

happy valentine's day (helena eagan style)!! <3

WAAAAAAAAAAH LOOK AT HER!!!!!!! She has the perfect love language <3 she’s so good at conveying her feelings <3

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!!!!! I love this so much thank you for sending it 💞💞💞💞💞💞

[little-miss-fangling]

me + the older woman i pulled by being vulnerable and susceptible to manipulation

[mollystannon]

behind every gay person there is a gayer more evil gay person

[cobelspuppy]

[notcharliesblog]

The real tragedy here is that Helena and Helly believe they are different.

[eagans]

[cobelspuppy]

i put harmony in a jar

[cobelspuppy]

dont worry guys! i added some air holes and gave her a nice leaf to nibble on.

[c4tspl4sh]

Hiiiiii happy new year 💖 Hope you are getting a good rest/hibernation!

MELLY CRITTER QUESTIONS

1. What does it look like when they groom themselves/each other?

2. Do they ever take naps in a pile?

3. Does their human hair puff up when they get scared?

4. Do their humans ever bathe them?

5. What does it look like when the critters stretch or find a good sunbeam?

[cobelspuppy]

[cobelschewtoy]

I don’t have weird relationships with fictional characters. Feeling strange about calling her Harmony Cobel and not Ms Cobel, even a year later, is totally a normal and not weird thing to feel about a fictional character. Don’t worry about it.

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

(with tears in my eyes) we have to post more perverted things now. because we never know which perverted post will be our last ...

[fanonical]

'this fanfic is self-indulgent' you remember that fanfic is for self-indulgent nonsense right