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i’m hilarious.
wow so modest
This made me so happy
Is it:
A. Some choke hold, or;
B. A “don’t go anywhere” hold
there’s something so fucking funny about robby lying unconscious in the corner while kreese attempts to murder his other father figures
How do you think Eli and Demetri met?
Either at synagogue or a Jewish families event or early elementary school!
Eli was all shy and awkward and Demetri just talked the entire time and Eli looked at him like he does in this gif “wow”
My headcanon is that basically every other kid who little child Demetri tried to ramble to got super annoyed by him and was just like “GO AWAY” but then Eli was like “Finally! Someone who’s not pestering me about the scar!”
Meanwhile Demetri had already talked at Eli for a solid like 30 minutes before he even noticed the lip scar was there
NSFW WARNING Eli isn’t ready to talk about the past. He just wants to fuck away the pain. Demetri wants to build a meaningful relationship. This is how it goes...
When someone questions Eli on his relationship... @jackonthelongwalk I heard this sound and instantly thought about your fics, and then I made this. 😹
Demetri and Eli/Hawk are just two sassy Bi boys who can’t take anything seriously. The Sensei Dads are fed up.
Hawk’s innner thoughts through season 2...
Shoutout to all the content creators in the Cobra Kai fandom. You’re all amazing.
What are your thoughts on the Eli/Demetri ship?
I’d be beyond good with it, and honestly, I hope they do go that direction with them. It would be so real, and so refreshing to see on tv. Two teenage boys, best friends since childhood, realizing they’re in love with each other? With Eli and Demetri being those boys, with Jacob and Gianni playing them?
Beyond wonderful, I think.
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I have made a playlist of songs that Eli Moskowitz would cry to. I’ve also decided that I can explain every song on this playlist, so if you have any questions, my ask box is open
Please elaborate on "Hey There Delilah" for Hawk and Demetri!
oh yay okay! for reference, this is the post anon is referencing.
basically, my thought process through this was that Eli was sitting in his room after Demetri left him Cobra Kai, and Hey There Delilah came on the radio and he just started bawling, then decided to learn how to sing it. personally, i hc that Eli can sing and plays guitar and piano.
this stanza would be before Dem and Eli “broke up”. i’ll be right there if you get lonely // listen to my voice it’s my disguise // i’m by your side -- Eli’s remembering every time that Demetri has stood up for him, that they’d always be right there for each other.
oh, it’s what you do to me // what you do to me -- Eli thinks about him and Dem. they were friends. and Eli wanted to be more than that. every time Dem would smile at him, or laugh at a joke he said, Eli’s heart would leap and he’d get butterflies in his stomach. it’s how Demetri makes him feel
hey there Demetri Delilah // I know times are getting hard -- Eli would think of how he and Demetri have fallen completely and utterly apart. broken ties. things are not how he wants them to be, they’re hard without his best friend. [...] we’ll have it good // we’ll have the life we knew we would // my word is good -- at this point, Eli thinks of how he wanted to be friends with Demetri his whole life, and how he ruined it in one stupid sentence that because of a Yelp review. he thinks about apologizing to Demetri, and as times go on, the countless of times he could’ve. the missed opportunities, as his mom or someone might say. at the beginning, he had a chance, but now that so much more has happened, he can’t. he has to hold up the Hawk facade
I’ve got so much left to say -- oh, the things that Eli wishes he could say to Demetri. Eli starts writing this all down at one point. he just needs to get his feelings out somewhere. this then motivates another headcanon i have - Eli writing songs about Demetri. If every simple song I wrote to you // would take your breath away // I’d write it all // even more in love with me you’d fall // we’d have it all -- Eli writes songs about Dem. he uses his feelings and channels it toward songs. and he writes it all down. Eli knows that he probably won’t ever play them, but if he did, and maybe if Dem felt the same way about him, maybe he’d fall in love with him.
a thousand miles seems pretty far // but they’ve got planes and trains and cars // i’d walk to you if I had no other way -- Eli isn’t actually 1,000 miles away from Demetri, but it sure feels that way. the rift between Miyagi and Cobra Kai had been growing larger every day, and Dem and Eli had been moving farther and farther apart. but Eli would still do anything for his Demetri
our friends would all make fun of us // and we’ll just laugh along because we know // that none of them have ever felt this way -- imagine if Kyler found out how he felt for Demetri. he’d tell everyone, and then Eli would be all alone. Eli doesn’t know how he feels for Demetri; he very well might be in love, but all he knows for sure is that he’s never felt that way for anyone.
Demetri Delilah, I can promise you // that by the time that we get through // the world will never ever be the same // and you’re to blame -- even if Demetri doesn’t feel the same way about Eli, Eli knows that his world will never be the same, and it’ll be because of Demetri. Demetri, who wore flannels, Demetri, with his gangly limbs, Demetri, with his nerd shit that Eli loved. it was all Demetri.
Hey there, Demetri Delilah // you be good, and don’t you miss me -- Eli hopes to whatever god is listening that Demetri misses him like he misses Demetri. what does Demetri think of him? does Eli pass his head as much as Demetri passes his? and worst of all: does Demetri hate him? Eli misses Dem so much, and he doesn’t want Demetri to feel the same pain as he does.
[...] you’ll know it’s all because of you // we can do whatever we want to // hey there Demetri Delilah, here’s to you // this ones for you -- with everything Eli does, he thinks of Demetri. he’s filled with regret, disgust at what he’s done. it’s putrid, and it fills him up inside. at night, when he’s alone, he thinks about Dem. what if they could be together? what if, by some miracle, Demetri liked him? Eli could toast to that. they’d be able to do whatever they wanted; watch a new season of Dr. Who, travel the world, and even do mundane things like carpooling and homework, but they’d be together. and, when Eli was numb enough, he’d allow himself to think: maybe, maybe everything they did could be punctuated by soft kisses
Hey There Delilah as an Eli/Demetri song
i will elaborate if asked
ships amending masterpost
Sam and Miguel
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Eli and Demetri