Insidious bastard

Demitrus||Male||105 . ♒ . (( Indie Dualscar RP blog. PLEASE read the rules ))

[royalsuggestions]

I await your return with open jaws.

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You said I’m far too proud. Is that suppose to be an insult?

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Darling, I’m charmingly chaotic.

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vwingman:

because i havwe a nice ass and you just lovwe tearing into it.

can’t help yourself, in fact.

<3

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vwingman:

yeah, but it vworked.

You knowv i get frustrated easily vwhen you showv your ass.

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acanthusgalanty:

It’s 8een too long~ you don’t even recognize when I’m 8eing sarcastic anymore. 

Just get on the fuckin ship an help me vwith this beastie ya spidery cunt.

[vwingman]

is that vwho i think it is?

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Yes last time i vwas online you vwere bein the particularly annoyin one.

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acanthusgalanty:

I cant 8elieve you’re 8lowin me off to 8e responsi8le. Uuuuuuuugh, stop 8eing so important all the tiiiiiiiime.

...Are you just particularly dense today?

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acanthusgalanty:

I know you’re not implying that catchin some whale is more important to you.

If you have the time to show up at hive, out of the 8lue, lookin for me, and then come find me and make an a8solute ass out of yourself~

Then you definitely have more than enough remaining crew to handle feedin the tentacle nightmare of the a8ys while you take me out properly.

Vwhat a pity. Unfortunately the person i left behind manned the harpoon. No one else wants to be svwingin the thing around.

I need that vwhale lovwe.

Its a shame it had to come to this.

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acanthusgalanty:

8ecause you’ve 8een working your 8ass off and i dont remem8er the last time you took me out on a proper h8d8. That’s why. 

And you know its not juuuuuuuust to take me out. Its for more than just that, 8itch~

Oh dear me.

I’m not sure if i can pull it off vwhat vwith bein all.. Tied up like i am.

I had a vwhale to catch today see. 8een trackin the thing for days nowv an ivwe finally got caught up to the thing an i need to take it dowvn.

I could alvways use my trusty Ahabs, but...

Im feelin a lil more traditional here.

A harpoon gun perhaps?

Drag it in usin the strongest ropes i got. Slaughter the thing just for the ol gal since shes hungry....

8ut goodness me it seems im a bit short staffed on crewv. I left a member back on shore so they could havwe a bit of a break....

Vwhat evwer shall i do?

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acanthusgalanty:

I’d like to hear you 8eg something else~

8ut yeah it is, 8ut its entertaining when I have nothing to do like you Mr Important Orphaner~

Speaking of 8eing a man with an important jo8. You should skeeve off for a 8it and take me out~

Im vwery important thank you deary.

Vwhy vwould i skeevwe off juuuuuuuust to take you out though? If im gonna be takin anyone out itll be myself or a lusus vwith a beam through the head.

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@cobvwebbed

demetrius!! i thought you all up and dropped this hellsite! 

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Oh dont vworry, i did.

I just check evwery so often to see howv my lady friends doin.

...I also vwonder if vwindys still around, aint seen the bugger in a vwhile.

At any rate, nice to see ya too.

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acanthusgalanty:

I’m always cute! And I haven’t seen you on this hell site in forever.

I do beg to differ.

8ut i aint been online because of exactly that reason. Its a hellish, poorly made vwebsite vwith too much god damn drama goin on an im a man vwith a vwery important job.

[acanthusgalanty]

He is online!!!!!!!! Heeeeeeeey 8itch~

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Youre so cute vwhen you aint seen me online in a vwhile.

[acanthusgalanty]

talk about them! + cobvwebbed

@cobvwebbed

This little 8itch right here has 8een 8y my side since we were six sweeps old as friends. Even when distance gotten 8etween us, we’ve always 8een there for each other. Demitrus is my spade and has 8een since we were a8out sixteen or so sweeps old. He’s an insuffera8le prick who doesn’t know when to fucking stop and shut up, 8ut he’s my prick. He’s the only person in this world that I never have to fear losing. 

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Glad to knowv she still cant stop fuckin braggin bout me evwen vwhen im avway.

[royalsuggestions]

You’re not afraid? Maybe you should be.

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