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The official social page of Cobweb Couture & Co. Tailors! [If you see us elsewhere, that's an impasta!!- Bagel~ :] ]

| DO YOU NEED IN SEASON CLOTHING? TIES? SUITS? HATS? SHOES??? WELL BOY HOWDY DO I GOTTA DEAL FOR YOU, CLOTHES, CLOTHES, CLOTHES!! You need them? WE HAVE THEM!!! Old clothes not fitting quite right? WE CAN FIX THAT!! YOU NEED SOMETHING, WE PROBABLY HAVE IT! |

|| Your go to destination for clothing styles of yester year! Our services include custom-made clothing, alterations, and more! Inquire about orders in person or through our brand-new social inbox! ||

ALERT-|-| -[[ Our physical location changed recently due to an unfortunate fire that occurred during the last extermination. Therefore, we urge hopeful customers not to venture into Cannibal Town looking for us! You can find our newly reopened location in the northern half of the pentagram at: 1645 Infestation St, Entertainment District, North Border Territory. We apologize for the inconvenience caused to our long-time Cannibal Coloney customers. House visits are requestable through our social page inbox, thank you for your continued patronage! ]]-

A WORD FROM OUR STAFF! :)

Beau || Founder & Owner || Tailor

"Oh? You're setting up a social page?...Pardon me, what is that exactly? Is it like a tv show? I'm frightfully behind on the subject of these cell phones- It's good for business? Well then, I'll leave it to you, I'm sure you know what you're doing."

Mutton | Seamstress |

"Bagel, dear, I'm trying to work. An introduction? Ah, this is about your little internet thing, ain't it? Well, my name is Mutton, it's nice to meet you, faceless internet folk. Does that work, sweetie?"

Bagel | Apprentice Tailor BEST EMPLOYEE EVER |

[[ He he Hi internet, the worst thing about working with two people born before the 21st century is that they have no freaking clue what any of this means! My name's Bagel, you can call me, Bagel! Nothing more and nothing less, okay? XD!! I'm the lovely, stunning ADMIN of this page! So any questions, LOL, those gotta come through me!! Oh, and I like, make clothes and stuff, sometimes! Though, LMFAO let's be real here, I prefer the social media manager aspect. ]]

[[ So like, lemme show you a photo of all our staff!! :3!! ]]

[[ Hey, there's me!! :D, Anyhoot, Lemme get some stuff outta the way!!

STAFF INFO? [[ I thought it'd be fun to ask my coworkers some ice breakers, so I'm putting the answer's here!! Woo! ]]

B E A U [

-Identity: Gay, Homoromantic, Cis Male

-Pronouns: HE/HIM

-MBTI: ENFJ-A

-Fav Color: Viridian [[ Oh boy, who saw that one coming? (ง •_•)ง ]]

-Fav Food: Red Beans and Rice ]

M U T T O N [

-Identity: Bisexual, Biromantic, Cis Female

-Pronouns: SHE/HER

-MBTI: ESFP-A

-Fav Color: Periwinkle

-Fav Food: Men [[ I didn't like the smile she gave me when she said that (´。＿。｀) ]]

]

BAGEL! [

Identity: Pansexual, Aromantic, Genderfluid

Pronouns: SHE/HE/THEY

-MBTI: ESTP-A

-Fav Color: VOX TEK BLUE TMMM So pretty ahhh! （；´д｀）ゞ

-Fav Drink: Oh, Oh don't get me started! Only the BEST energy drink EVERRR!! NECTAR!! You know, that one that Voxtek dropped! I think it's a three-way collab with all the V's but either way, it's Y U M M!! Best thing I've ever tasted, it's all I consume on a daily basis actually!!! I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY IT'S AMAZING (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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All Characters Depicted on this blog are over the age of 18! This is a Hellaverse OC RP and Lore Blog for the page owner's OC verse. This blog is run by @terriblealastorart RULES: You can interact with all 3 of the OC's depicted on this blog, be that through rp, asks, etc. I will try my best to reply to anything that comes through the inbox or through reblogs. I would ask that if you are under the age of 18 that you do not interact with the blog. I will not engage with minors, Hazbin Hotel is an adult show, this blog is an adult blog. Content like alcohol, drug use, murder, and so on and so forth will make appearances here. I am open to most interactions: Canon Characters, Oc's, Anons, SFW shipping, etc. I will not interact with hate content. So all being said, have fun and thank you If you chose to interact with my oc blog :) - Spirit.

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A BIT OF BAGEL

[[ HoLY BIT COMPRESSED!!! What a terrible photo!! It so happens that my higher creator doesn't have time to draw a really awful artist rendition of me cause they're getting ready for the day!! ]]

[[ Bagel Bagel Bagel , what is there to say about me... well I died the year the world ended... [2012] , I already professed my undying love to NECTAR in the intro blurb, I live in a shoebox, andddd I HAVE A BAND. ]]

[[ You should join my band, I'm gonna make it real big, as big as Veroskia Mayday and Fizzaroli... it's gonna be great... ]]

[[ What do I do in my band? Not relevant, whats it called, not relevant, you should JOIN!!! it's FREEEEE and we can practice in my shoebox!! ]]

[[ I don't know if it's just cause we're on the very border of the entertainment district, but the internet is terrible!! Like I'm talking three t's, ttterrible!!! ]]

[[Fun, Funny story, after complaints from customers, bossman gave in and got a cash register that would accept physical cards! Well, it turns out apparently vox-tek branded tech and the old man have some long-standing beef cause he somehow managed to get it stuck on light mode!! ]]

[[ That turned out to be a problem cause the boss can't see well where lights involved!! He threw it in the dumpster out back and said he wasn't fooling with anymore of that and I quote "Vox Slop". ]]

[[ YOU dear future patrons can still pay with a card online or in person!! See, I'm such an awesome employee, I set up our tap to pay like a BOSS! (✿◡‿◡) ]]

[][] Beau is typing...

[ We're very appreciative of all you do around here. ]

{{ I prefer our cash register, reminds me of the fancy one's you'd see in pharmacies or department stores in bigger cities like Savannah. }}

[ I don't reckon I ever went as far up as Savannah, though I'm sure it was hot all the same. ]

[[ Yeesh, I'm starting to feel left out considering you're both on team south...where are my fellow east coasters at... ]]

( @scemowaspboy )

hiya. so, imma be doin’ a concert in Cannibal Town soon, n’ i wanna get a nice suit for it. would y’all mind if i came in later today for a consultation session? i will note, my anatomy may be hard ‘ta work with, so i completely understand if ‘ya don’t wanna deal with the annoyance of a 6 armed freak such as myself.

…the wings and stinger are also problematic, I pretty much have to diy/custom order all’a my clothes.

thanks,

Eros

{}{} Mutton is typing...

{{ We're so happy you want to go with our business for such a special occasion! We have consultations open for 12:00 pm and 2:00 pm today, If either of those times work for you! }}

{{ In addition, my boss wanted me to assure you that any additional limbs, wings and or stingers are of no issue. }}

[[ HOLY CRAP THE PAGE ACTUALLY BROUGHT IN A PATRON? ( ﾉﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ ]]

{{ Bagel, you are aware this is a public forum that all customers can see, right ? }}

[[ Admit it!!! you're shocked too, I only suggested this thing so I could fuck around on work time instead of fixing zipp- I MEAN I DO LOTS OF GOOD, HONEST WORK ON CLOTHES!!! ( ‵▽′)ψ ]]

{{ Mhm, so are you gonna help me get the booking software unfrozen, or should I consider you still on break? }}

[[ Dang...I'll go unplug the pc and plug it back in... ]]

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A Bit About Beau

[[ If I knew jack squat about Mutton, I know really little about my boss. Boss man is super cagey and dramatic and huffy about literally everything and anything regarding the past. You don't need a historical drama, there's a fossil in the shop that's happy to grumble about how news papers are way too expensive right here. ]]

[[ Some Mutton provided facts for this post include that he plays the piano [which I have seen him do! I, Bagel, am a verified fact checker!], he has a general distain for anything that starts with an A and ends with an R, and that he loves music!! Yeah, very musical guy though, when he heard the princess's rainbow song he would NOT stop singing it in the work room. It was so bad. Save me :( ]]

[[ I guess I could add that he started the shop with just him back in 1936. Oh and he’s really weird about accepting food and drink that he himself hasn’t prepared! ]]

[[ I guess it is hell, never too careful or whatever! It’s kinda odd though, he won’t even accept tea we’ve made infront of him! Oh well! ]]

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[[ Earlier I snapped a photo of bossman wearing his glasses!! Which he's really embarrassed about for some reason!! Did ya know he can't actually see outta his big eyes??? That's wild!! ]]

[][] Mutton is typing

{{ You shouldn't post information like that on the internet, unless you'd like people to know that all it takes to wipe you out is 2 hours without any sort of caffeine. }}

[[ WAAA MUTTON DON'T BE MAD (T_T) ]]

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"What a fascinating little page!"

@cobweb-couture-co

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[[ ... BOSS THAT FREAKING RED TAMPON LOOKING SCARY ASS MAN IS BACK ヽ(*。>Д<)o゜]]

[}[} ... Beau is typing...

[ I don't think I've ever seen a man that looks like a woman's sanitary product Bag- oh great, Mutton was telling me about this thing called 'block' go ahead and do that please, thank you. ]

xxw3nd1b0n3sxx

waitwaitwaitwait! me n mr.a share an account.... if u block him.... u block me 2.... and you don't wanna block me, rite? 😿😿😿😿

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[][] Mutton is typing...

{{ Neither of them are in charge of the store's social account, Bagel has posting permissions, but aside from that I manage it from the front desk's PC. Oh, and it's nice to hear from you again, Miss Wendy. You take care of yourself sweetie pie. }}

[[ Which is BS by the way, I can handle blocking privileges. ( ˘︹˘ ) ]]

{{ You clicked on a scam link that said it would give you a lifetime subscription to Vox-eats. }}

[[ Yeah! A LIFE-TIME subscription!! ψ(｀∇´)ψ]]

{{ For your soul, sometimes I think you need glasses more than me, bless your heart. }}

[[ HEY ARE YOU CALLING ME DUMB- (⓿_⓿) ]]

[[ Oh...Mutton left... okay so I didn't read and clicked instantly, luckily boss man shot the computer before it could suck my soul out or whatever. I didn't know you could loose your soul to internet scams! Hell's pretty freaking advanced these days huh! ]]

[][] Beau is typing...

[ Is that Wendy darling? I feel like the username is familiar, it's been so long since she's stopped by. I'm sure that arrogant bastard is working her to the bone. Tell her to pop in if she needs a break. ]

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do u guys make clothes for deer

[[ Hey little uh whole little deer!! that just randomly appeared in the shop!! Boss man said yeah!! So you getttt, drum rolllll, A CUTE DRESS MADE FOR DEER. AWWW COME BACK ANY TIME YOU FREAKING CUTIE PIE AHHH BOSS IT"S SO CUTE I'M GONNNA CRYYYY .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·. ]]

[][] Beau is typing...

[ I can't say that I've ever really been in the business of making clothes for animals per say, but sinners come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. One needs to be able to cater to as wide a demographic as possible, so an outfit for you shouldn't be any trouble. ]

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facemadeforradioonlymotherloves

"What a fascinating little page!"

@cobweb-couture-co

cobweb-couture-co

[[ ... BOSS THAT FREAKING RED TAMPON LOOKING SCARY ASS MAN IS BACK ヽ(*。>Д<)o゜]]

[}[} ... Beau is typing...

[ I don't think I've ever seen a man that looks like a woman's sanitary product Bag- oh great, Mutton was telling me about this thing called 'block' go ahead and do that please, thank you. ]

A little about Mutton.

[[ Now granted I only got here around back in 2012, and we're in the year of our lord satan 2019- so I haven't known Mutton too long now! All I really know is A, she's really really into eating people [cannibal], B that she's been married at least FOUR times [how many spouses do you need? I don't see the appeal thanks!] and C She's under a soul contract with THEEE big cheese of CT, you know Rosie. ]]

[[ Speakin of,,, o v e r l o r d s , Boss Man has some kinda weird deal with that woman too, considering he also used to live over there, but thankfully he does n o t eat people! SO, Uh ya win some you loose some? Sometime's I still get a little worried she's gonna decide to just try and chow down on me, but she always tell's me "don't worry sweetie, you wouldn't even make a good finger sandwich" ]]

[[ And I'm kind of offended at that!!! I'd be an AMAZING freaking sandwich thank you! Am I not appetizing to cannibals?...whyamilowkeykindainsecureaboutthatnow.. ≡(▔﹏▔)≡ ]]

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hiiiiiii

can you fix my dress? it got a little bloody

Wen is absolutely covered in blood and viscera.

@xxw3nd1b0n3sxx

“HOLY SHI—“

“Hazel, don’t be rude.”

“Me? Rude? A freaking crime scene just walked in!!!”

“A very cute crime scene, don’t be rude!”

“I would call that Uhm..more than a little, and we’re not a laundering service— but I do have a fair bit of experience removing blood from clothing!”

“Of course he does, what scary shit have two of you not done?”

“I can’t fix it here, but I can give you the proper advice to follow! No hot water, when bloods involved you want to avoid hot water at all costs! We want cold water, preferably before the stains are dry- “

You’ll want to soak it in cold water, since you’re uh...dealing with a heavy stain, if the fabric is colorfast- just soak it directly in a bowl of hydrogen peroxide- lighter stains you’d wanna just blot with a peroxide soaked rag-“

“You should scrub it with a bar of soap in the cold water too, that can work. Then after that point you should pre-treat it with an enzyme-containing liquid detergent or you can use baking soda and water mixed into a paste-“

“You should continue those steps until the stain is as faint as possible, then wash with warm water.- As for uhm,,everything else- we have a bathroom? If you’d like to clean up- it’s to the back-...”

“...Are you a serial killer?”

“Heavens no!”

“Then why did you just give a random person a full narrated lesson on how to get blood outta clothing.”

“Because her dress is cute and I don’t want it t be ruined! I can put the type of cleaner and soap you need in a bag if you’d like also dear— I think we have wash cloths here somewhere...”

“...Why are all of you murders 😭”

“Because we’re not boring.”

“And now that I think about it we have some spare canceled orders in your size, I’ll put those in the bag too.”

“Oh good gracious he’s doing the it again, I’m out, I’m not getting lectured about my energy drink addiction again.”

xxw3nd1b0n3sxx

Wen blinks slowly, hardly processing it all

hydrogen peroxide.... enzymes.... Ahh! You think my dress is cute?!?!

She squeaks. Her tail begins to flick blood here and there as it wags.

Thank you!!! It's an original Pierre Balmain design! 1948! I payed SOOOO much money to nab this from the living world- but I forgot how expensive it was when that douchebag from the Doomsday district dissed my queen Billie Holiday.... I'd say it looks good red though, right? I don't know. I can't see red.

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"Hey there's something you have in common boss, both of you can't see."

"And you have no joy or whimsy in that miserable little winged body of yours today it seems." Beau rolled his eyes, folding up one of the canceled orders,

" ...Your default mood is literally grouch, and you're saying I have no joy?" Hazel’s wings fluttered with offense.

"Just get back to work, I don't pay you to flutter your wings, Hazel!"

"Oh, her dress is cute! You're not alone sweetie pie, I can't see red either! or green!"

"Right Right your dress, yes it's adorable, a little late for my usual tastes, but still classy! It's nice to see a modern sinner appreciating vintage fashion!...Unlike..those... tacky rags they're peddling now...why would you pay money for pre holed clothing??"

"That feels targeted." Hazel grumbled.

"Because it is, you're my apprentice, I expect more from you. Like perhaps, cutting holes in your clothes YOURSELF instead of buying torn clothes."

"Ah Ms. Holiday, now THERE was a jazz singer, I can't say I ever got the privilege to hear her live, but we had plenty of records. Ha, one time we got so into our dancing that we clean fell off the back porc-..Ahem Excuse me, I got a bit off base there."

"Oh, do continue, we'd love to hear ALL about what you were getting up to in the swamps back in ol 33' Beau-"

"REGARDLESS of what I got up to in life MUTTON, you look nice in red dear, I'm not fond of the color, but it's certainly becoming on you!"

"There's blood all over the shop now..."

"A great time for you to learn how to clean blood up!"

"Oh calm yourselves, at least the windows are intact! Why I remember the Cannibal Town upraising of 1956, they tried to revolt against Rosie, heavens knows why, she's a perfectly fair leader. The streets RAN red, and I mean they ran, it was like when they banned giggle juice back in 20'. Whole joint went crazier than a cat caught in a mouse trap."

"...Oh great, he's getting into it again."

"Your fault, you know blood reminds him of prohibition, we're gonna be here all day now."

"Regardless, dear, If you do wish for a change of clothes or to freshen up just say the word! Again, our bathroom is down the hall."

There is a pair of eyes glowing from down the hall that make you think twice about finding out who they belong to. Beau waves a hand, as if to dismiss any worry.

"And don't mind him, that's my son Shit, he's shy around strangers, so he'll...likely stay back there."

"Who names their son Shit?"

"Shit named himself."

"Wait really?"

"Yeah, it was his first word, I think."

"He's older than you both combined, of course he chose his name." Beau turns his head to you, antenna flickering a bit. "We also call him JR, he's again, shy. He's of no harm to you though, just to reassure!"

Hazel frowns. "That big fuck tried to throw me in a dumpster when I first came in here."

"He could smell your bad vibes, no one wants to join your beatles impressionist band."

Beau blinks. "What's this 'beetles' we're talking about? Ah is there a new species of hell beetle? I just got one the other day, I'm in the process of drying it, I was thinking I could hang it in the shop once I get it pinned."

Hazel bristles. "I AM LITERALLY AN INSECT I CALL HR VIOLATIONS."

Mutton snickers, "Too bad, I'm HR and I say it's funny."

Beau flicks his head back toward Wen, an apologetic smile crossing his fangs. "My apologies again dear, I get distracted quite easily, I'll write the instructions down, so you don't have to worry about memorizing them!" He calls over his shoulder, "Mutton, can you bag the items I mentioned for her?"

Mutton looked up from where she was pestering a frazzled Hazel, nodding and letting out a little "Yepp!" before ducking into the back room to retrieve the items Beau had been referring to.

Hazel leaned forward to Wen, tilting their head, "Hey uh, I feel like I know you from somewhere, you were in that weird commercial for that weird hotel thing princess Morningstar is doin' right?"

"Redemption, huh? I suppose there has to be a few good souls in hell, certainly none of them here though."

"I wasn't THAT bad!"

"Last I checked you were doin' cocaine like it was going out of style."

"It was!"

"And Mutton ate her husband."

"He deserved it." Mutton calls from the backroom.

"Yes, he deserved it." Beau echoes her sentiment.

"And I also did...things."

"Oh so you get to out me as a former cokehead to the guest, but you're going "things" on us?"

"I know! and I'm not gonna say because it's funny."

"It's nothing of concern now." Beau huffs.

"...Okay Fine you help hide 20 to 30 bodies and everyone calls you a murderer, I just helped hide them, I did no murdering, thank you. Really, I mean if anything it was my horrid drinking habit and opium use that got me down here." Beau clicked his tongue, leaning against the front counter of the shop.

"You used opium??" Hazel stood.

"It was a common prescription for various aches and pains back then; some doctors I recall in the Victorian era peddled it to mothers as a cure for babies teething pains. In my case, I had quite a bad back, that and sleeplessness." Beau explained, rubbing his lower back with a sigh.

"And I still have it, and the giggle water doesn't hit like it used to, no matter how much I drink, there just ain't any appeal to it anymore."

Mutton remerges with the bag, handing it over to Wen.

"What Mr. Melodramatic is tryin’ to say is he's a social drinker and we're his only friends, who don't drink, so he's a bit bummed, bless his heart."

"You could always go to Mimzy's If ya want people your age Beau." Mutton offered, turning toward him, hand on her hip.

Beau narrows his eyes, all four. "And listen to that hag sing? H e l l no I heard enough of thanks, sounds like a dying opossum being swallowed by a boa."

"You’re the most dramatic man I've ever met; she ain’t a bad singer." Mutton stares blankly at him.

"Fine, she's serviceable, doesn't change the fact that I think she's a total piece of work, calling me a bluenose..i never.."

Mutton blinks, whispering to Wen. "It means he got called a prude, which to be fair he kinda is. You look like you get up to a lotta fun though, sweet pea! If that fella from doomsday is still lyin’ around somewhere, let a girl know! I promised my Coral I’d bring home take out today!” Mutton smiled with a row of sharp teeth.

xxw3nd1b0n3sxx

Ppft... yeah.... pre-holed clothing.... what a rip off!

These folks.... they talk a lot.... they're funny!

"Wowza Mr. Antman!! You seem to know a lot about history!!"

She laughed, tail flicking as she looked around. Something about this place felt ... safe. Homey. Less nerve-wracking than that other tailor shop Alastor has her frequent.

Oh! Right! The hotel! I'm supposed to advertise the hotel while I'm out!!

Wen fumbled with her long claws to pluck a business card from her pocket. It was entirely soaked in blood like the rest of her.... but she smiled and slipped it into Hazel's pocket.

Ahhh what were my lines? Um.... I'm Wen! I'm the bellhop at the Hazbin Hotel..... and..... oh! Any questions directed towards The Radio Demon should be sent through me first!!

She beamed as she took the bag from Mutton. Such a nice and pretty lady!

Oh yeah- I left the guy right outside that one spa where you pay them to still needles in you? AnywaysI had a musical I was gonna go to after this... would you happen to have a Les Miserables-appropitate outfit I could get for uhhh- The doe dug around her pockets once more before continuing - twelve bucks and an echidna spine?

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Mutton blinked, snapping her head to Beau, before chirping "DIBS!!! I'm taking my break ya'll before that VULTURE Martha May takes my Corals dinner!" She grabs a bag from under the front desk and quickly lets herself outside, leaving a mortified Hazel and an unsurprised Beau.

"She's...She's just skipping work to go get..." Hazel's delayed reaction finally catches up to the blood-soaked card in their pocket. "I'm gonna go burn myself alive, the blood touched me." Hazel mumbles, slowly turning, Beau quickly grabs them before they can go make good on their word.

"Goodness, it's just a little blood, go change upstairs If it bothers you." Beau huffed, picking the card up with a tissue. He turns the butterfly toward the stairs, patting their back once as they wonder off with blank eyes.

"You'll have to excuse them. Oh, you're seeing a show? How fun! I'm sure we can find something, I'm willing to let ya borrow something, granted you return it in mostly wearable condition." Beau offers a few baby wipes to Wen so that she can clean her hands prior to touching any clothing.

"I define wearable as the base of it's still intact, kind of, If I can tell it's still a dress for example, then it's wearable. Do we think that's manageable?" Beau offered a fanged smile, before looking around and pulling a couple options out.

"Oh, you said you're the bellhop? I'm sure that's an exciting job, isn't it? Lot's of chances to meet all sorts of sinners. After a while of doing this, you really stop meeting interesting folk, well besides today of course. Young ladies covered in blood and internal organs aren't an everyday occurrence in here, I mean, not since we relocated out of cannibal town, it was a little more common then!"

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"My favorite customer, is this darling little sweetheart named Niffty, she's a tad modern for the kind of clothes I prefer to make, but she's just so sweet!"

"AH yeah, I recall her, very nice. She buys thread and needles from us, which is Jrs side hustle, I think he's trying to buy a new digital register after you soft locked the old one."

"I don't see why my old register wasn't fine..." Beau is grumbling something about 'stupid bright screens.'

ooc: i thought them not knowing Niffty had a connection to Alastor would be fun.

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