bitter & stoned enby doing their best

my name is rowan, good to meet ya! they/he • transmasc demiboy enby • bisexual • general fuckery ensues i draw and smoke weed, post about things I think are just real neat. support each other and show love, but do not tolerate shit from no one. other blogs: @positively-loving @rowanisticmines @iwasall-overher pfp is not my own art!

[rowanistic]

Pride wobbledogs p2

[rowanistic]

Pride wobbledogs p1

[rowanistic]

do you think if I kill myself I can tell them to bedazzle my coffin in my note or would that be too much

[thecaduceusclay]

thots on horses?

I think those are called cowboys

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

penis is a state of mind

[rottingfacade]

[radishnt]

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

[mothman-misato]

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

[boimgfrog]

Radish. Answer the question radish.

[radishnt]

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

[boimgfrog]

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

[catsnraincoats]

[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

[boimgfrog]

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

[catsnraincoats]

Its takes less than a minute

[boimgfrog]

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

[catsnraincoats]

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

[boimgfrog]

Like seven minutes

[catsnraincoats]

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

[boimgfrog]

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

[pidoop]

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

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[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

Way ahead of you

[ottermatopoeia]

I have GOT to stop learning world news like this

[sanrio-inc]

Bestie he resigned over 9 months ago

[ottermatopoeia]

I have GOT to stop learning 9 month old world news like this

[transmasc-culture-is]

Transmasc culture is being the Dad Friend and getting so much gender euphoria from it.

[girlnextvore]

Cut my life into peaches. They are a healthy snack

[hungwy]

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was inspired. thank you @gamergoo​ for your poetry

[cadaverkeys]

trying not to think too hard about how gen z/gen alpha casually use leet speak but when millennials used it it was because it was cool and internet age slang, and when gen z and alpha use it its because they need to get past censorship restrictions that would cause their videos on LBGT and civil rights to be algorithmically hidden.

[cadaverkeys]

or about how people use terms like "real life game over" and "unalive" to avoid saying death out loud because video streaming services apparently suppress videos with negative language. we are literally living in an era that was theorised by many states of fiction about a high surveillance cyberpunk reality...

[marlinspirkhall]

[Image ID: the meme which reads "You best start believing in cyberpunk dystopias, you're in one". End Image ID]

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[void-seraphim]

Me, opening tumblr after work and seeing my dashboard:

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[normal-horoscopes]

what is your target demographic

SLUTS