Hello, my name is . . .

Mikaila Arcaro.

[gameandwatch-deactivated2013043]

[cobwebsinthecorner-blog]

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

[asapscience]

[okayjesse]

Bilateral gynandromorphism is a rare genetic disorder occurring in insects, arachnids, crustaceans, and birds, where a strange combination of genetic material splits a creature perfectly in half, with one side male and one side female.

[allaboutfears]

[just-shower-thoughts]

It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.

[ilovescarlet]

omg

[iraffiruse]

[livetobeoutdoors]

I love everything in this

[psychofactz]

I believed that I wanted to be a poet, but deep down I just wanted to be a poem.

(via psychofactz)

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[cobwebsinthecorner-blog]

(x)

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

[punkwarrenmoving]

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

[bloomflowersbloom]

i was outside eating a cookie and a saw about 5 ants just roaming around on top of the steps and i noticed there was only one ant that wasn’t holding anything like the other 4 where holding dorito bits or something and the  ant seemed sad it wasn’t even going in the same pace as the other ants so i put a cookie crumb next to him and he picked it up and started running as fast as the other ants and i think i made that little ants day 

[loviely-deactivated20150630]

i put your name on the bullet so everyone knows you were the last thing that went through my head.

[rayn-uh]

Reblog If You Grew Up With This

NOT this:

[vulcanthatis]

kids these days are so spoiled

when i was your age we had an animated disney castle intro

and we had to walk uphill both ways to see it

[the6thjew]

Barefoot, in the snow

[youaresosmall-deactivated201210]

Running away from velociraptors

[sanityscraps]

AND WE WERE THANKFUL.

[objectoccult]

Before the availability of the tape recorder and during the 1950s, when vinyl was scarce, people in the Soviet Union began making records of banned Western music on discarded x-rays. With the help of a special device, banned bootlegged jazz and rock ‘n’ roll records were “pressed” on thick radiographs salvaged from hospital waste bins and then cut into discs of 23-25 centimeters in diameter. “They would cut the X-ray into a crude circle with manicure scissors and use a cigarette to burn a hole,” says author Anya von Bremzen. “You’d have Elvis on the lungs, Duke Ellington on Aunt Masha’s brain scan — forbidden Western music captured on the interiors of Soviet citizens.”

[fuckboytribe-deactivated2015120]

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME

[goodquoteco]

[oaktreegirl-blog]

I scrolled past this at first and then I thought about it and I realized what it means

[bl-ossomed]

what does it mean?

[play-the-game]

It means do you need someone for the sake of not feeling alone and or sad or do you want me because you actually love me, not solely on comfort and fear but you actually want me.

[bl-ossomed]

Thank you ^^^^

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

[cobwebsinthecorner-blog]

Meanwhile in Toronto

[lilopelekai]

[becauseyoulovemebb]

[cobwebsinthecorner-blog]

My heart just melted 

[dutchstore]

[cool-branch-doritos]

I’m literally crying