Feral Twilight Acc

An account where I post all my angry at SMeyer shit

[the-golden-onion]

every time i hear someone mention twilight:

[taetaexkris-blog]

Lee, one day, just said ‘God you know wouldn’t it be funny as we’re standing here, facing off with the Volturi, if we did a dance off…“and we all thought it was the best idea we’d ever heard. That it was genius

[twilightisgaynow]

my friend has a friend named volturi someone send help

[twilightisgaynow]

APPARENTLY VOLTURI IS FINNISH FOR WALTER SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

[ratatouillecarliecullen]

you don’t irritate the Walter. Not unless you want to die.

[the-golden-onion]

[cocaine-at-twilight]

Almost right but yeah

[belllaculllen]

PSA!!!!

I’m looking to sell my New Moon Birthday Bella Dress.... I wanted to come here first before going to eBay to see if anyone is interested

Size XL, like brand new, the picture has some wrinkles it’s been folded away in my twilight chest

[cocaine-at-twilight]

I’m xl omg

[cocaine-at-twilight]

They fucked UP not making the blue filter throughout all the movies until she vamps

[psychcalice]

My friends: oh my god, remember twilight? It was so bad

Meanwhile, me in 2018:

[cocaine-at-twilight]

Eddie Boi and the skin of a snailer 🐌 ✨

[cocaine-at-twilight]

LEMME TELL YA I H A T E THIS “relationship” WITH A PASSION. SMeyer made Jacob a pedophile for no fucking reason. It’s not love. It’s not fate. It’s a fuckin Mormon idiot being nasty and trying to make another fuckin love issue in her problematic ass saga. Don’t get me wrong, I love the Cullens and Bella and all that but this specific inclusion pisses me off bc it’s so unnecessary and nasty. She fucked up.