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All praise Lord and Savior Cthulhu

[cocaine-b1tch]

It has officially been confirmed. My younger sister, bless her naive and hell condemed soul, is a furry.

Does anybody know how to disown a sibling?

[cocaine-b1tch]

On god I love my job. I stepped out to get some meds and I'm not gone for even a minute but when I get back my coworker and the client are talking about weed and the rules and regulations behind growing and selling it.

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Y'all can't comprehend how happy I get when in SVU a rapist gets caught and put in jail. Like damn finally the law is working how its suppose to.

[cocaine-b1tch]

U a crackhead for sure

My sister: OwO

My Sister: I'm a high functioning crackhead

Me: -_-

Sister: my translating skills are as fast as Google

[cocaine-b1tch]

Why do I have the sudden urge to wake up at 2:17am and chug 3 straight liters of water before breathing

@Anna ur crackhead tendencies are contagious

[cocaine-b1tch]

Criminal Minds

Hotch did NOT leave to end up having his team scattered

To this day my most hated character was Joffrey (GOT) and honestly I didnt think anyone could top him, till today...

ISTG I am 2 seconds from punching Barnes in the throat! That b*tch gotta mind her business

-Side note: I do not hate the actors themselves just the character they portray, and that is just a testament to how good they are at acting

[cocaine-b1tch]

Yooooooo

So, its the third day of school and I look like I dressed myself with whatever I found in the garbage can behind Burgerking on Fortworth Avenue

I've been walking around campus in my camo crocs and like hearing a scraping sound every now and then

These fuckers had a frickin nail in them!! AsjkkSsWwrDHpah Wot the Fok !!

I dont wanna hear shit from anyone on how they ugly cuz these thiccc ass bitches saved my foot from being impaled

Crocs are a Gift from above

[sailorsscouts-deactivated201709]

god she has these gorgeous blue eyes you can get lost in forever. and that smile … that damned smile

[sailorsscouts-deactivated201709]

[ruinedchildhood]

[as-if-and-only-if]

THROW IT IN THE DIRT.

[cocaine-b1tch]

Why am I STILL AWAKE @ this time!? I have work @ 7:30am and I'm currently jamming out to escape the fate dancing like a f*cking poptropica npc

[cocaine-b1tch]

O cant feel my face. And at this poubt i do t k ow what a straight Ku e looks like.

I have work @ 7 in yhe mornin...

Payt for me y'all

[cocaine-b1tch]

God help us all

I've finally reached that level of broke I'd be willing to suck dick for $20

[cocaine-b1tch]

Never again

In a completely unrelated note

I left my house looking like the disheveled hobgoblin that I am for what was suppose to be a quick food run

I am now waiting for my order in a nicely lit area not knowing if my eyeliner is smudged, do my eyebrows at least resemble distant cousins, or if my shorts button is done

I regret leaving my cave ....

P.S. at the very least my Crocs look good

[aamunkahvihetki-deactivated2021]

if anyone here has a kink for paying all my tattoos then hit me up

[cocaine-b1tch]

Nobody, literally NOBODY: -_-

Me @ 4am to the monster hiding under the bed: W0t! you've n3ver heArd of Tuber Simulator?

[cocaine-b1tch]

Yo, what kind of eyeliner does The Undertaker use?

Cuz for a pro wrestler who sweats like hell that sh*t stayed on till the end 💀

[cocaine-b1tch]

Cockroaches truly are the supreme race. They're seriously unkillable

P.S. im not a nasty b*tch infested w the bugs I just watched an anime w monster roaches