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OP is literally down with the sickness, but go OOH-AH-AH-AH-AH I guess

i-am-a-fish

i just realized something important if a spider did an uwu it would look like uuuuwuuuu

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mysticbaconslice

yo 1,000 reblogs and I send this to my mom

yoursonsandyourhusbands

BREAKING, 8/11/18: Active shooter situation reported at a bar and grill in Thousand Oaks, California

-Gunman is reported to have shot at least one responding police officer

-The wounded officer has been transported to hospital for emergency treatment

-Ventura County Sheriff’s Office, SWAT team and bomb squad responding

-First 911 call came in at 11:20 PM

-Gunman is also reported to have shot a security guard at the bar

-Smoke bombs may have been deployed by the shooter just before he opened fire

-Hundreds of people were inside at the time on ‘college night’

-A number of people inside have been shot

-Shooter may still be alive and posing a threat

-Shooter fired at least 30 times

-Reports that the shooter was dressed all in black; CNN just said “in a trenchcoat”

-Witnesses report people trying to break windows with chairs in attempts to escape

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bread rolls - credit if using

your-gay-grandma

if someone uses the wrong pronouns, you correct them, and if they still insist on using the wrong pronouns then you show them this picture and tell them i am coming for them!!

smooththegoofyshark

!!!!GAY GRANDMA GONNA GET YOU!!!!

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vodka-sadness

List of TCC jams

Pumped Up Kicks - need I explain why?

The entire Teenwitch album by BONES - Album dedicated to columbine, basically a song for every genre, you’ll love some and hate others

Son Of A Gun + Stray Bullet by KMFDM - one of Eric and Dyl’s fav, a german industrial punk band. You can basically relate columbine to all their songs (again, you’ll love some and hate some)

Cassie by Flyleaf - A whole ass song dedicated to that one infamous question; “do you believe in god?” “say yes to pull the trigger.”

Jeremy + Rival by Pearl Jam - I fuck hard with these songs, they’re both bops

A New Hope - a song about a survivor returning to school, gets a little weird at the end but other than that it’s good

Youth Of A Nation - If you like rap, you’ll find yourself screaming these lyrics eventually

The Nobodies + Disposable Teens by Marilyn Manson - personally I love the nobodies and don’t care for disposable teens, but they’re both good

Rampage by Nicole Dollanganger - A love song to Eric about how he chose NBK over her, includes vocal clips from hitmen for hire, is a bop, makes me cry everytime

I Don’t Like Mondays by The Boomtown Rats - A WHOLE ASS BOP about my good sis Brenda Spencer and her famous line to the judge when asked why; “I don’t like Mondays.”

Monday by The Living End - Because one song about Mondays and Brenda wasn’t enough, here’s another really good one

Black Shadow Symphony by Westworld - They didn’t have to go that hard with the lyrics, man, talking about all that sadness and mental health. Damn shit got me fucked up

Mastermind by Mindless Self Indulgence - Cool ass alternative jam about being… Well, godlike

You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid by The Off Spring - To be honest you’ve probably heard it before, another song with a catchy beat to disguse the dark lyrics, which are about a kid planning a shooting. Suprise bitch, it’s murder time! Honestly a fucking whole ass jam, tho

Kids With Guns by Gorillaz - if you’re cool with a slight british accent and a long build-up before a kick-ass corus, then this will quickly become your jam

The Anatomy Of A School Shooting by ILL BILL - Another rap song/bop drictly aimed at Columbine, from the viewpoint of Eric

Paranoid by Black Sabbath - Good Ol’ Jeffrey! This was his fav song, he would listen to it in order to get in the murderous/(cannibalistic?) mood

Night Prowler by ACDC - Take a wild guess at who loved this song? A Richard Ramirez jam, it was (as you can guess) his inspiration

Closer by Nine Inch Nails - Listen when you want muder time to become sexy murder time. Dylan wrote the lyrics to this song in his journal. Poor virgin boy

Closer by Nine Inch Nails - Ok so honestly what the fuck, NIN? What did I ever do to you? You just come into my life and fuck me up with your lyrics and then leave. Fuck you. Make you wait for half of the song thinking “this ain’t all that” and then getting to the good parts and being like “oh shit it really is all that”. This song is the very definition of “that shit hurted”. And as if this song wasn’t enough of a punch to the gut, you get some wonderful ear rape at the end, just as an extra “Fuck you!”

Nobody Thinks About Me by ???(I just forget his name) - This is by far my favorite song (besides pumped up kicks). Spotify had to be a dick and ban it because it was “potentially influencing”. It’s a jam tho, go YouTube that shit

Ok so that’s it, they’re mostly just Columbine related but 🙍 Sorry the list is so long but I’m a dumb bitch who thinks my opinion on every song is relivent.

cocaine-dance-party

i read msi and just woke up while being awake. oops

stumpdotcom

a compilation of fob pics you want an explanation of

glitterandrocketfuel

This is probably the cure for six kinds of depression and two strains of hopelessness.

coloratura-zodiacs

The Signs as Symphonies

Aries: Shostakovich 5. (its first performance was the success that cemented Shosty’s career, with a half-hour standing ovation. he wrote it while angry at Stalin, of course.)

Taurus: Mahler 2. (the Resurrection Symphony. it’s got epic french horns and epic strings and epic voices and it’s all very epic.)

Gemini: Haydn 94. (the “Surprise Symphony”. my favorite of the theories is that it’s supposed to awaken those who fall asleep by that point in the music.)

Cancer: Beethoven 6. (the “Pastoral Symphony”. my favorite section is “merry gathering of country folk.”)

Leo: Mozart 39. (so many trumpets. the first word people think of is usually something along the lines of “majestic,” or “grand.”)

Virgo: Prokofiev 2. (each movement has a sort of nervousness to it, with anger fading in and out; my favorite part is the 3rd movement.)

Libra: Tchaikovsky 4. (”Fate.” composed for his patron/ pen pal/ best friend, Nadezhda von Meck.)

Scorpio: Liszt 109. (the Dante Symphony, detailing the levels of the Catholic Hell from the Inferno.)

Sagittarius: Haydn 45. (the “Farewell.” Symphony. it’s super happy and dance-y sounding and great for most situations involving food or pets.)

Capricorn: Sibelius 7. (literally the most depressing symphony of all time. only one movement. done that way one purpose, however; absolutely GENIUS.)

Aquarius: Dvorak 9. (”New World Symphony.” Neil Armstrong listened to this on his way to and from the moon.)

Pisces: Paganini “Sonata a violino principale” (not technically a symphony, but i like it a lot and it feels very Pisces-ish.)

now, go listen to whichever one is your sun sign. (note: symphonies are written in sonata form. most of these are in three or four parts.)