checkered thighs on a pretty pawn

(Click for the full version.) HERO OF MIND PROSPIT DREAMER ==> Be the WITCH OF MIND Your name is ALEX and this is your BLOG. People know you better as CANCEROUSLY. You are IN YOUR LATE 20S and A FULL ADULT SOMEHOW. You are from a state called FLORIDA but you live in NEW YORK CITY. You are a CIS FEMALE, using HER/HERS pronouns, and are a ACE LESBIAN. Additionally, you are a ENFJ on the MEYERS-BRIGGS SCALE. You are a very avid COSPLAYER and WRITER. Your cosplay can be found under your cosplay tag, known as CANCEROUSLY COSPLAY. You also run a lot of photoshoots, found under the tag CANCEROUSLY PHOTOSHOOTS. You also WRITE sometimes, under the Ao3 name CANCEROUSLY. Your cosplays come from all over the board, but most people recognize you as TROLL LADIES, because Homestuck never quite dies. Other fandoms of yours are THE ADVENTURE ZONE, CRITICAL ROLE, THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES, FRIENDS AT THE TABLE, GRAVITY FALLS, DRAGON AGE, and MASS EFFECT. Frankly, you'll consume any kind of DND media, full stop. It's becoming a bit of a problem. You have been told you are FUNNY and enjoy making PUNS more than should probably be allowed. Some would even say you're a WITCH at the stuff! Sometimes you TALK TOO MUCH, but your friends don't seem to MIND. You blog mostly about things that MAKE YOU CRY for one reason or another, because you cry a LOT whether you want to or not. Your sun sign is CANCER, moon sign is SAGITTARIUS, and rising sign is PISCES. What will you do? (current icon made by pigeoncomics. Click the Gemsona pic for the full, rebloggable version. Homestuck pixels are courtesy of tumblr user feastings. Mass Effect pixels are from tumblr user jingleriot.)

[mockingmolly]

I have become the devil To realize that I’m divine I have been living with demons Last night I left them by the fire In my quest I seek forgiveness In my love, I will forgive I have lied to see what truth is The burns heal, the smoke clears away - “forgiveness” elephant revival

Thinking abt the imagery of her feathers growing over obann’s mark

Timelapse under the cut!!

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[thechillsquid]

@tinysweetnight

[luxiomahariel]

[mxblurryface]

Just an average day in their group chat ig

[yurithraa]

ren is a FREAK

[calstone-light-o]

why is it always them

[ceruleansageredux]

at least it didn't involve classified documents this time?

[calstone-light-o]

no but I think finding one in a war zone and measuring it out of spite is at least on the same level

[devxoid]

OH NO!

[devxoid]

i'd wear that!

[incognitopolls]

If for some reason you HAD to eat a strict vegan diet for a week, how difficult would that be for you?

I'm already vegan

I'm not vegan, but this would be very easy

It would require some effort, but I could definitely do this

I could probably do this, but it would be somewhat difficult

It would be pretty difficult

I don't think I could do that

This would be 100% impossible for me

Voting ended onFeb 9

Vegan means no meat or animal products whatsoever– you would have to avoid meat, fish or seafood of any kind, eggs, milk, cheese, butter, gelatin, honey, lard, whey, etc.

For this poll, count ALL animal-derived food products, even things like honey where no animals are harmed or exploited to get it. Don't consider non-food things like leather, wool, silk, etc.

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

[pwhl-mybeloved]

yesterday my uber driver told me he stopped wearing glasses and just decided his eyes were better and I was like man as the passenger in this elantra I would like you to keep more secrets from me

[ibetteracethatinterview]

[nitw]

[mutualcombat]

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[important-cat-pics]

[homunculus-argument]

You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."

[vidrig]

Here in Sweden we have a pretty active larping community and many of them have a historical setting. I remember a story of a really awesome WW2 larp where, unfortunately, one of the participants hadn't removed his boots for three days straight and it rained the whole time. His feet suffered so much that he had to be taken to the hospital, which was a sight to behold. See, this guy covered in mud and wearing authentic WW2 gear had managed to get an incredibly historically correct case of trench foot. From a trench.

[a-bed-of-moss-deactivated202605]

Peer reviewed! Too good to leave!

[charseraph]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

When I got Gout and the doctor told me the diagnosis I laughed so hard the doctor then asked me if I was on any psych meds. I was just like “wait so I got Old Timey Rich Person Disease?”

Roughly paraphrasing his response: “well by your own admission you live on a diet of shellfish and wine, and you came into my office dressed like a vampire. Like. Yea man you gave yourself Gout. You want me to check you for Consumption while I’m at it? Go eat some vegetables, please.”

The most modern of medicine is no match for a Human who insists upon recreating the behaviors of their ancestors, it would seem.

[transmechanicus]

[cpericardium]

[bad-4chan-literature]

[kasai-yagi]

Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.

[snakegirllovehandles]

The first run was five hardbacks of progressively increasing girth. The stack is hefty, but the books are comfortable. Each chapter has chapter art too, which I consider a plus in all fantasy books.

Later runs were single-book softcover monstrosities. I think I saw another five-volume hardback run recently, but I’m not deeply involved in the fandom anymore.

[gayestgen]

[silviadragoness]

The second print run was two volumes, hardback, with jackets.  Dunno about any subsequent runs.

I still think the 5-volume split was the best option.  It’s a big damn story.

(For anyone who hasn’t read it: yes, that’s a functional replica of the main character’s go-to weapon.  No, I didn’t customize it like that; I bought it from the person who did.)

[sexhaver]

anon PLEASE tell me your teacher is the author of this

[sexhaver]

[the-hittite]

Ok, I Kind of hate that I know this, but I’m pretty sure that anon’s teacher did NOT write the books the others are showing off. He wrote the darker, edgier and somehow even longer fanfic OF that fanfic called Project Horizons.

Original Fallout Equestria was written by someone known as Kkat who I’m 90% sure is a woman and the story only has some PG-13ish scenes at worst (you know, aside from the violence and gore that comes with a Fallout setting.) Project Horizons was written by a guy known as Somber, who I remember him mentioning in the post-chapter notes that he got fired for failing the wrong student once and the fic itself includes multiple explicit sex scenes.

[antique-scarecrow]

it’s important to me u know what the 3rd printing looks like. please note the gilded pages

[legalizememes]

one of tumblr’s secret trump cards is its ability to deliver absolutely OBLITERATING gut punches like this post without any context or warning whatsoever