Zachary-or-whatever

A psychopath is better than no path at all

[cocaine-smells-better]

Like damn (;

No you God Damn ;)

[official-creepypasta]

Le Cafe de L’Enfer, a cafe in Paris between 18th and 19th century with a Hellish theme to it. Sadly, little is actually known about the exact location of where Le Cafe de L’Enfer used to stand, even though it is a known fact it was on Boulevard de Clichy.

[shelfassbrah-deactivated2012092]

[sevenmoredays]

[cocaine-smells-better]

The guys trying to remember

Zack: I feel like we're forgetting something

Matt: What do you mean?

Zack: Uh.. oh, didn't we have a band?

Brian: Ohhh yeah, what was it's name? Evenged? Revenged?

Zack: Yeah! Revenged! Revenged... seventeen?

Matt: Oh yeah...

[only1600kids]

what november first actually feels like

[6661-v-e-n-g-e-a-n-c-e]

[mesovideo-blog]

Stock photos are a gift to the internet

[ansgar-amergin]

What in the actual fuck

[mesovideo-blog]

Stock photos are a gift to the internet

[ansgar-amergin]

What in the actual fuck

[cocaine-smells-better]

M

[opaldreamcave]

I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase “the customer is always right” because the customer is wrong, like really fucking wrong, 97% of the time.

[trashedtroubadour]

“I want the tacos with the hard shells” Me:“ ma'am we don’t serve hard shell tacos. We have a soft flour tortilla or soft corn tortilla” “Oh. Then I want the corn. Those are the hard shell ones right?” Me:“no, ma'am, we don’t serve hard shell tacos. We have flour or corn tortillas” “Flour or corn? So…which ones are the hard ones?” -.-.-.- “Hey the lettuce from the salad bar doesn’t taste right.” “Uh sir we don’t have a salad bar. That’s the decorative kale for our salsa bar. It’s not meant to be eaten” “Well if it’s not meant to be eaten why are you serving it?!” “Sir, it’s decorative. We aren’t serving it.” -.-.-.- “What’s this extra charge on my receipt? Why are you charging me extra? I demand to talk to a manager!!” “Sir that’s the tax, it’s 5% in our state.” “No you’re trying to steal from me, I’ll have you fired!” “Sir, it says right there that it’s the tax.” -.-.-.-

[a-beauty-so-frightening]

Good god the list could go on forever

[fondue-me]

“Are these bananas locally grown?”

“We are in Michigan.”

[homoschedule]

“do you sell redbull here?” “sir this is starbucks” “my friend told me he bought a redbull here and you put strawberry syrup in it” “sorry sir but we don’t have strawberry syrup or redbull here” “let me speak to someone else since you arent being helpful” “okay i’ll call my manager over” “that wont be necessary”

[cocaine-smells-better]

"I'll have the southwest salad with no beans, corn, tortilla strips, salsa, avocado, onions, or jalapeño ranch" "So lettuce and chicken. Got it" "That isn't what I ordered! Let me talk to your manager!"

[opaldreamcave]

I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase “the customer is always right” because the customer is wrong, like really fucking wrong, 97% of the time.

[trashedtroubadour]

“I want the tacos with the hard shells” Me:“ ma'am we don’t serve hard shell tacos. We have a soft flour tortilla or soft corn tortilla” “Oh. Then I want the corn. Those are the hard shell ones right?” Me:“no, ma'am, we don’t serve hard shell tacos. We have flour or corn tortillas” “Flour or corn? So…which ones are the hard ones?” -.-.-.- “Hey the lettuce from the salad bar doesn’t taste right.” “Uh sir we don’t have a salad bar. That’s the decorative kale for our salsa bar. It’s not meant to be eaten” “Well if it’s not meant to be eaten why are you serving it?!” “Sir, it’s decorative. We aren’t serving it.” -.-.-.- “What’s this extra charge on my receipt? Why are you charging me extra? I demand to talk to a manager!!” “Sir that’s the tax, it’s 5% in our state.” “No you’re trying to steal from me, I’ll have you fired!” “Sir, it says right there that it’s the tax.” -.-.-.-

[a-beauty-so-frightening]

Good god the list could go on forever

[fondue-me]

“Are these bananas locally grown?”

“We are in Michigan.”

[homoschedule]

“do you sell redbull here?” “sir this is starbucks” “my friend told me he bought a redbull here and you put strawberry syrup in it” “sorry sir but we don’t have strawberry syrup or redbull here” “let me speak to someone else since you arent being helpful” “okay i’ll call my manager over” “that wont be necessary”

[avengedsevenfoldfamily]

[a7xmemes]

[milkinisis]

[cocaine-smells-better]

Things I understand: Trigonometry Biology Reading Comprehension How to eat myself into a coma

[cocaine-smells-better]

Considering whether I should take my girl on a nice dinner date this Sunday, or to go see Deadpool... Fuck romance, Deadpool wins

[deeplifequotes]

You can do 99 things for someone and all they’ll remember is the one thing you didn’t do.

unknown (via nitrogen)