I'VE HAD ANOTHER DREAM
It all started with Landon saying you can’t spell his name L-A-N-N-D-O. It all went to awesomeness from there. First of all, he abandoned every dream he may have had before and found a new one: becoming an Italian Restaurant Entrepreneur. Except that he had one major problem… he can’t cook. So! In order to distract people from the shit hole on their plate that is a poor excuse for food, he hires Ant McLaggen to chat them up. And then when the idiot people who have no patience complain and say they’re not amused, Ant takes on his own Italian persona and replies with:
… and then I woke up.
You've sure got an overactive imagination, Wood. You got one thing right though - Goldilocks can't cook to save his life.
Also, lucky customers who get a shirtless me to chat them up. Can't say I'm digging that stache though.















