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Probably the last time I’ll ever post on here now. ;P Here’s my twitter: https://twitter.com/PontriasVince Here’s my onlyfans: https://onlyfans.com/vinsauxxxe

Enjoy ya hoes ;P

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Here’s my dirty twitter: https://twitter.com/vinsauxxxe

[cocktailed]

Probably the last time I’ll ever post on here now. ;P Here’s my twitter: https://twitter.com/PontriasVince Here’s my onlyfans: https://onlyfans.com/vinsauxxxe

Enjoy ya hoes ;P

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there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

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what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

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[goteveryonewatchinus]

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[arr-jim-lad]

Barbie in the newest movie looks like if Elsa from Frozen was in Mass Effect

Don’t ask me why I know this.

[powerarmor]

i thought this was a constable frozen edit

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

Apparently the plot for this movie is that all the stars are dying and barbie needs to find a way to stop the universe succumbing to a cold dark end which is honestly more terrifying than a lot of actual scifi

[ruffrowdyboiz]

Barbie and the heat death of the universe

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

theres something very funny about people writing these rich and detailed backstories for dnd characters as if the characters aren’t gonna still be level 1 when they start 

“my elf has been alive for a thousand years and has won ten thousand battles!!!” you’re still level 1 aint ya i guess you those ten thousand battles you won werent all that hard to win 

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i know this sounds all grumpy but i legit mean it when i say it is hilarious when someone writes it in to their backstory that they were the Smartest Mage on the Planet that has researched magic for A Thousand Centuries and then the game starts and they’re like “yeah i know fireball whats up” 

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

the more detailed your character’s backstory is and the more you boast about the character’s competence and abilities, the funnier it becomes when you roll a 1 and your character just drops their sword and shits themselves. president of the dwarves for six centuries and you just shit yourself in a bar you were trying to find work in.  

[rob-pattinson]

NICK JONAS  “Midway” — 2019 › dir. Roland Emmerich

[christinafaaaye]

beauty community: *in shambles*

jenna marbles:

[postsatire]

The man crying is George Gillette, tribal chairman of the Mandan, Arikara, and Hidatsa tribes of North Dakota in 1948. He was forced under the threat of death of all his people to sign over the tribes’ homeland on the fertile floodplain of the Missouri River in order to build the Garrison Dam.

The final settlement legislation denied tribes’ right to use the reservoir shoreline for grazing, hunting, fishing or other purposes, including irrigation development and royalty rights on all subsurface minerals within the reservoir area.

After the dam was constructed, the three tribes were scattered, their communities and extended families flung to different shores of the 200-mile-long Lake Sakakawea.

This is what your freedom and democracy is built on.

[accras]

America was NEVER great. “In creating the dam, the federal government flooded 156,000 acres of prime real estate, including the tribe’s capital. More than 300 families and 1,700 residents – 80 percent of the membership at the time – were forced to relocate, prompting the loss of an entire way of life, tribal members say.“ [x]

[iamoutofideas]

[30-minute-memes]

Was told to post this here sooooo…

[cosed]

eating bread dipped in soup unlocks new emotions

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[throughwhirlwind]

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