Jeez Louise

Stuff I like, tv shows i'm interested in - pretty much a random mess

[nicostiel]

“Even amidst the hatred and carnage, life is still worth living. It is possible for wonderful encounters and beautiful things to exist.”

— Hayao Miyazaki

[coco-louise-18]

When you’re trying to say “fuck” in French but Netflix censors you in closed captions to “hot diggity dog”

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

[stack--trace]

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

[coco-louise-18]

Everyone’s going off about Sander cheating on Robbe, but he cheated on Britt first so it’s not that big of a surprise that he’s ok with lying to people. At least Robbe had the decency to break up with Noora before pursuing Sander fully

[kantstudies]

i wrote half an essay in 20mins today when it’s not even due for another 4 weeks, reblog this to have a productivity lightning bolt strike you like it did me today

[coco-louise-18]

Need the good vibes

[cardansgreenbriars-deactivated2]

Logan + kissing Veronica softly on the head throughout the years

[coco-louise-18]

Dick Casablancas is a dick, everyone knows that. But my god the poor guy has lost his brother to suicide, his father is murdered, he’s a borderline alcoholic, is chronically depressed and relies on medical marijuana, literally never stops moving because if he does slow things down and takes things seriously I don’t think he’d ever get back up again. And now he’s lost his best friend, the only person to ever put up with him and genuinely enjoy his company. literally one of the most tragic characters of Veronica Mars.

[discreet45]

[bloodmancerr-deactivated]

i never want context

[curlicuecal]

Oh my god, they sprang this on us in our old church years ago, and my family has never let this joke die.

Okay, here’s the stupid gender essentialist metaphor:

Women are like spaghetti because their thoughts noodle all over the place. Men are like waffles because there thoughts are in boxes. Men aren’t bad listeners, they just can’t keep up with a conversation when women are noodling topics so fast and they have to keep switching boxes. Also, when a woman asks a man what he’s thinking and he says “nothing” women just don’t understand that some of a man’s boxes literally have nothing in them, haha!

….. :|

Anyway, if you think me and my brothers and my mom don’t constantly give each other sad, tragic faces and say “I’m sorry, my waffle box is empty today” and “noodle faster!” and “you are failing at being a waffle” and “I can’t be clearer, I am a plate of spaghetti” pretty much indiscriminately in all directions all the time…. you would be wrong.

[kyraneko]

Occasionally the context of a Dadaist post makes it even better.

[anxious-but-whatever-deactivate]

Whatthehickityheck

[space-finally]

sorry SJWs

there’s only TWO GENDERS

WAFFLES

and

SPAGHETTI

[supersexybisexual]

My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”

[big-ass-magnet]

High INT low WIS

[freshmoviequotes]

Moscow Does Not Believe in Tears (1980)

[unfugbilder]

[coco-louise-18]

Mood

[lookclosernow]

There are lots of female characters and they are all different. You don’t have to choose your favorite one but you can learn something from all of them…

Happy International Women’s Day!!!

[kasvii]

[thatsthat24]

Reblog if teenage mitosis was literally SO embarassing for you

[fantasmicallyfunsized]

I did a thing…am I funny yet LOL

[frawgs]

how many times do i have to say this 5’2 is NOT short

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

[deceptivelips]

I exist in two places, here and where you are.

Margaret Atwood (via deceptivelips)

[fuckboi4lyfe]

[wolfgangamademozart--official]

OH MY LITERAL GOD I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES IM SUFFOCATIGNG

[l-ii-zz]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR SO LONG

[whereistanis]

@kentwell @yessicahaircut @possession