very specific and kinda stupid headcanons of the lis (but it’s bullshit things i do that i’ve just assigned to each of them)
xavier
takes pics of his car parked and/or videos of him walking through parking decks/lots to remember how to get back to his car at new places
mobile orders at most places bc he customizes Everything and enjoys accruing rewards like…way too much
zayne
notoriously bad about cleaning out his camera roll and has at least four duplicates of each “important screenshot” he’s taken bc he’s afraid he’ll lose it when he really needs it
pretends he’s a youtuber when he makes food/coffee/treats, etc. alone and talks to the audience
rafayel
unironically says acronyms like omg, irl, btw in professional settings/convos and doesn’t care about it like at all
must be wearing at least three accessories at any given point (extra points if there’s at least 7)
sylus
takes pics of every pasta dish he eats and saves it to his pasta folder in his camera roll
has an irrational fear of smelling bad and hates even more when he can’t smell himself so he applies body spray/lotion/perfume like literally every other hour
caleb
takes a selfie of himself every time he’s in an elevator (yes every single time)
enjoys sitting in parking lots a lot and WILL make time to eat a snack and watch videos in the car in one of the spots furthest from everyone
valko
adds !!! and :) to the end of every work message and email to colleagues/peers
cannot stand when cold drinks/cans condensate so he wraps them in a napkin/paper towel so he doesn’t have to feel it
