Clark: *Bursting through a wall* LUTHOR! We know you have the Young Justice team hostage.
Lex: (Yes by all means, bust through my wall and demand something why don’t you./s) *annoyed* If anyone is held hostage here, it’s me. By all means take them. They’re like ants. Inconvenient, impossible to get rid of, and they keep getting back in.
Clark: *confused* What? (Ants?)
*There’s a loud sound of a vent cover hitting the floor. Tim falls from the ceiling vent landing on all fours like a cat before springing to his feet.*
Clark: *rushing to help* Robin! Are you okay?!
Lex: Case in point. *to Tim* You are aware there’s an elevator, yes?
Tim: Yeah, but then the guards would catch me and throw me out.
Lex: *unimpressed* Some would say that’s the point.
Tim: *Dusting himself off, turns to Clark* I’m fine, but I would be better if someone decided to turn down the AC.
Lex: *eye twitching* No one is keeping you here. You can leave at any time. In fact, I’d encourage you to exit the building. Preferably sooner rather than later.
Tim: No way. How else will you learn the weaknesses in your security?
Clark: *recalibrating* Is this a regular thing, or—
Bart: *zooming in* Lex you’re out of cheese-itz—Oh hey Superman—I’m going to steal your credit card again to get more.
Clark: (what does he mean again???)
Cassie from the walkie-talkie on Bart’s belt: Make sure to get Doritos too. Oh, and Arrowette and Empress want blueberry muffins. Over.
Bart: Okie-dokie. Doritos-and-some-Blueberry-muffins, coming right up. Over. *turning to Clark and Lex* See ya Lex, Supes! *zooms out*
Lex: *thousand yard stare* Well, at least he told me he was taking it this time. I suppose that could be considered improvement.
Clark: *conflicted* Right. I’ll just- take them off your hands?
Kon-El listening in: *betrayal* I always knew you were a back-stabbing bitch, Kal!
Cissie, Cassie, Greta having no context: ???
Anita, also having no context for the statement but willing to throw hands regardless: Truuueee.
Greta: Wait—What happened?!
Cassie: Yeah, what the hell brought that on?
Slobo, not even looking up from his phone: Supes being a fuckin’ back-stabbing lil bitch probably.
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