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incredible innovations on the beverage front

btw when a person tells you they usually don’t cum or have a hard time with it, pushing them to cum (“come on, baby, cum for me!” “are you close?” “i want to make you cum” etc) makes it less likely for them to cum and will in fact make them feel very pressured and have less fun because they now feel like you’re not going to have fun if they don’t cum.

the goal for sex isn’t to cum. the goal of sex is to enjoy yourselves. you can have fun without orgasms. orgasms are a bonus. stop treating sex like it’s not good enough if your partner doesn’t climax.

pangur-and-grim

also omg want some sad news 😞 so in my family there’s like…..a genetic history of going totally white-haired in your twenties. and guess what finally struck me this year

pangur-and-grim

what is thilf??? Them I’d Like To Fuck?

pangur-and-grim

what’s a Thranduil?? is this gen z slang?

pangur-and-grim

NOOOO NOT THE NICHOLAS CAGE ELF

pangur-and-grim

for a solid half second I forgot hair dye was a thing & thought you were saying I could kill myself if I didnt like grey hair

pangur-and-grim

ive been informed that the man above is not Nicholas Cage, but in my defence they both have eyebrows

deepfriedanon

Are you suggesting most people don’t have eyebrows?

pangur-and-grim

please you have to understand

gecko-with-a-greatsword

*guy who doesn't know anything about sports and has never cared about sports in his life* hey did you know womens professional baseball is returning after 70 years and the games are going to be streamed for free on youtube and the season starts august 1st

gecko-with-a-greatsword

youtube link

Our time is now. The inaugural season of the WPBL begins August 1st, 2026.

website

eleilinnrallin

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

newtsoftheworldunite

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

kimberlychapman

Or this preferred Tumblr announcement system:

thottistani-deactivated20220220

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

garbage-empress

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

#3/5

nongunktional

i do think the negative interpretations of "im probably nonbinary but i have a job right now" are kind of reaching. it's obviously a waste of time to theorize the op's intended meaning, so instead i think it's better to recognize how the phrase can be a useful framing device to criticize how much of a fucking hassle it is to get gendered correctly. "but i have a job" e.g. will face discrimination that could threaten livelihood; e.g. don't have the mental bandwidth to explain gender to others; e.g. don't have the time and energy for the soul-searching necessary to confirm. all three of these are labor issues. yes you could interpret it as "but being nonbinary isn't important enough to worry about", despite that being a blatantly bad-faith read. it's more useful to interpret it as "but being publicly nonbinary requires a lot of social effort that, in many cultural contexts, will create more problems that you can't afford to deal with". like cmon it's a really good jumping off point for productive conversations about queer labor rights

#im just mid twenties knowing a bunch of mid twenties #and even in lgbt circle more than half of use say “whatever idc” when people ask our pronouns #and lets be honest it's not because none of us cares about our pronouns #we're just so used to be constantly misgendered #and we know we'll still be misgendered pretty much our own life #so in non-lgbt spaces?#“im nb but i have a job” is the defeated acceptance that there's no way we're gonna get properly gendered-#-without having to A) spend hours explain and then days/months correcting people #(who has the energy to do that at a JOB?)#-and B) assuming that your job is lgbt friendly which is probably not the case if you work anywhere with more than 6 people #anyway #that's the cry of weariness

thebibliosphere

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

xxxdragonfucker69xxx

thecyndimistuff

I think you guys constantly undermine the exploitation and colonial abuse that Hawaiʻi and Polynesia endures. i promise you indigenous polynesians aren't focused on being excited about representation in the live action moana they're much more concerned by the disney tourism propaganda they've been constantly pushing in their slop movies

thecyndimistuff

#moruroa is one of those islands btw #that had nuclear weapons tried on by the french army #it's still in the possession of the french army

louisegluckpdf

next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

star-thief

rolameny

"none of these words are in the bible" you don't know that. we don't know for sure what every hapax legomenon strictly translates to. maybe "קִפוֹז" means "klance foot kink pwp." you don't know that.