Coconut Ninja Turtles

[coconinjas]

Happy World Turtle Day! 🐢

[coconinjas]

Happy World Turtle Day! 🐢

[coconinjas]

50 posts!

[frankwinchester]

[coconinjas]

Happy World Turtle Day! 🐢

[coconinjas]

Happy World Turtle Day! 🐢

[coolfrogdude]

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

[plausiblyren]

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

[tortus-blog]

lmaoooo he do be hungry – https://ift.tt/2Y0tQN7

[witheredfern]

“My mind is filled with dreams of romantic meetings.”

— Virginia Woolf, from a letter to Vita Sackville-West written c. February 1935 (via violentwavesofemotion)

[coconinjas]

Happy World Turtle Day! 🐢

[coconinjas]

Merry Christmas, peaceful and happy holidays, and only the best wishes for the new year, Shellfriends. :)

[transastra]

[sirfrogsworth]

He doesn’t look a day over 129. 

[thefrogman]

This is Jonathan the Great Tortoise. 

He lives at the Governor’s mansion on St. Helena island in the South Atlantic. (The final resting place of Napoleon Bonaparte.) He spends his days hanging out on a perfectly manicured lawn with his best friend Fred and his mate Emma. 

Here is a pic of him (left) as a young whippersnapper in 1886.

Jonathan might not look a day over 129, but he is not completely immune to the aging process. He has lost most of his vision due to cataracts. His hearing is still pretty good and he really enjoys listening to people playing tennis. 

Despite his advanced age Jonathan is still a sex machine. His handlers say his libido is quite strong to this day. Here he is posting a thirst trap to Instagram. 

After he uses his powers of seduction he’ll get busy with Emma. 

Or Fred.

Did I mention the world’s oldest tortoise is bisexual? 

Nice. 

[berrymuttbb]

danbeau moodboard

[sirfrogsworth]

He doesn’t look a day over 129. 

[thefrogman]

This is Jonathan the Great Tortoise. 

He lives at the Governor’s mansion on St. Helena island in the South Atlantic. (The final resting place of Napoleon Bonaparte.) He spends his days hanging out on a perfectly manicured lawn with his best friend Fred and his mate Emma. 

Here is a pic of him (left) as a young whippersnapper in 1886.

Jonathan might not look a day over 129, but he is not completely immune to the aging process. He has lost most of his vision due to cataracts. His hearing is still pretty good and he really enjoys listening to people playing tennis. 

Despite his advanced age Jonathan is still a sex machine. His handlers say his libido is quite strong to this day. Here he is posting a thirst trap to Instagram. 

After he uses his powers of seduction he’ll get busy with Emma. 

Or Fred.

Did I mention the world’s oldest tortoise is bisexual? 

Nice. 

[antique-scarecrow]

read this as “world’s oldest bisexual” and i guess that’s also true

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

A true bi icon

[futureghostdesigns]

a Coconut Tortoise!

Art for a friend

FUTURE GHOST DESIGNS

[googifs]

Grandest Opening