Let Me Be Your Killer King

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[poolmoss]

[20aliens-deactivated20200625]

[wsttsy]

[coconutshart]

Just wanted to let you know how FUCKIN HOT I AM. and how I’ve literally loved myself since I was 18. I genuinely think I’m fuckin great in every way. I love myself before anyone else.

[retrospeckt]

[wastedwaves]

me flirting: hey wanna date a fucking failure?

[certasluas]

[thecommonchick]

dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?

me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss

me: *takes sip*

me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started

[adrenaline]

[we-love-rain]

[disasterful]

Me: needs dick asap but also attention, emotional support, understanding, loving care, mental stimulation, but really dick.

[happydarknessland]

[bbyxbatxbrat]

[depressedburden]

[adrenaline]