Please don't spear me

Lesbi friends :}

[nansheonearth]

Start calling men "boyboss" when they try to get authoritative

[mikerickson]

I do enjoy when a very old classic Tumblr post (like literally a decade old at this point) comes across my Dash and I click on OP's account and their last post was like, 30 minutes ago.

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[girlnextvore]

hey

fuck you LOL

[helenvaughans]

[indigosfindings]

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

[girlballs-archive]

websites prior to like the 2010s: sign in with your username and password

websites now:

[meangirlnurse]

oh my god

[meangirlnurse]

[smallbabywerewolf]

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[mysterycat-official]

[dogpuppy]

[furiosa-femininst]

That’s a woman with short hair, calm down

[hexagon-club]

[lesbian-interveners]

"i know 5 trans guys who look like a woman with short hair and a tshirt"

[sadofeye]

'fucking your wife' 'fucking your mom' etc these were always bad jokes. they contribute to the idea of women as property to be pillaged and desecrated like that was obvious wasnt it. and yet leftist men have such a soft spot for this type of humor

[musingsunderstarlight]

It’s also blatant admission that they don’t see sex as a mutual act of enjoyment. They’re telling you exactly what they think of sex—and what they think of the women they do it with—when they talk like this.

[madrewrites]

i have no idea whether bobbing the tea bag up and down actually does anything but it's nice to feel like i'm contributing in some way

[future-crab]

I'm so incredibly charmed by this image. Look into the Face of the little brown bat and maybe you'll calm down.

[i-am-the-oyster]

[robinsfinds]

reading email || 2006

[milf--adjacent]

[plushiepalz]

me and who