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shifftypowers

He's gone from the back of the grid to points 13x across 4 different regulation changes.

5x to the podium

1x to the win.

📷: ig

coconutshygame

To add to the insanity that is Max Verstappen

This doesn't even mention Singapore 2015, when his car didn't start so he technically started from pitlane to points in a Toro Rosso, beating his teammate.

Or him going from P16 to P3 in Brasil 2016 in 16 laps.

Or him going from P14 to P1 in Spa 2022 in just 13 laps

Also, that Monaco P20 to P9.... WHO DOES THAT!!!

#max verstappen #the goat of all motorsports #i haven't opened tumblr in 2 months

countingstars-17

this is insane

coconutshygame

He takes his birthday month veryyy seriously

Should I just accept it that somewhere on this earth there's a Max Verstappen shirtless and wet and tanned and holding his baby girl and she's burying her face in his shoulder while his huge hand is on her back and she probably just ate and his shoulders are so fucking wide and his red face and she's so pale and she's actually a mini Max and he's got beautiful arms and his bellybutton on display and I'M SUPPOSED TO FUCKING KEEP ON LIVING LIKE IT'S FUCKING NORMAL??

#max verstappen #been a while BUT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DOOO #who would've thought a baby pic with Max would do this to me #to us #but we all knew that already

shibuyaakii-deactivated20251114

In Q2 Max only did 1 lap, then he just sit in his car and watched the live broadcast alone for about 10min. Super super cute 🥺

iriily

Bitches be like "can't stand her fakeass!"

Twelve years later : "me n the bestie!"

valyrfia

max is so obsessed with the inchident because it’s his ONE piece of solid evidence that charles is a grade A track terror who gets away with things via a pretty smile and good PR leaving the victim (usually max) to shoulder the blame