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I somehow managed to make three perfect examples of toast with a hole in it. Perfect, good enough and scrambled.

I wrote an essay about fanfiction...this was my teacher's response to my second draft...Greatest. Feedback. Ever.

Haven't posted in a while. Here is my cat.

That moment when a scamm caller tries to tell yout the warrenty on your 19 year old car, not even in your name, is about to expire...

My Great Aunt gave me Helen Keller's autobiography for Christmas. She asked me if I had ever heard of her...I'm majoring in American Sign Language Interpretation and have talked to her about it in length

My new life motto

I got distracted and didn't want to clean.

My roomate had never seen a single crime show and so I had her watch Bones. We are almost done with season one. She has already started shipping Booth and Bones haed, searched fanfiction for very specific scenes atleast 3 times instead of doing her work, begged me to tell her if Both and Bones both live for the entire series, and most recently said "I kind of ship Angela and Hodgins now, is that weird?". It is so hard to keep a straight face because I made her go in blind. I had to wait, so does she.

I've had more than one christmas song stuck in my head this week and I have no idea why.

Playing a horror game at 1 am is a bad idea.

"I might not be the most powerful tamale in the bunch but I can out sing a lacross player anyday." - Me...again...for no reason...

She might not be the nicest teddy bear in the hammock but that doesn't mean she's a mamma bird when you approach her nest. - My brain for litteraly no reason

I just realized that I kicked my nail biting habit without realizing it..I don't even rember how long it has been...but it's also midnight so I can't celebrate with anyone...so...Tumblr

My favorite joke is about a giraffe...but it's a little long.

Quote of the Day

"Do you think Jaws is some basic?" - My brother on why we need a yacht as bait.

For some reason it was a complete and utter fact in my mind that Ellen and Portia were no longer together. I don't even know why. Every time I would see a cute meme or something about them I instantly thought they were old and I'm like "They were such a great couple, I'm so sad they aren't together anymore." But turns out they are still together and I'm not entirly sure what alternate universe I've slipped from but I'm very happy to learn that I was wrong. Yeah...I don't know either. It wasn't even tabloid covers or anything so just confusing facts probably...wait, so who got divroced then?

Weird shit I say on a regular basis.

Holy Fuckin' Crap Batman (...Yeah I don't know either).

Creepezoid (Basically...creep).

Fluffernut Squash (The strangest of names that I call my cat...but the rest are for a list of their own).

Confuzzled (Not uncommon and pretty self explanitory).

Fuck you and fuck your mother (Also probably not uncommon but usually reserved for fellow drivers and my laptop).

I hate people, I hope they all die (You must sing it, it is a requirement. Litteraly a family saying. Also reserved for traffic).

*Wraah* (Kinda like a duck quack but really short and cuts off. Usually a reaction to someone or something unexpectedly appearing infront of me causing me to jump out of the way or freeze).

I'll add more as I think of them.

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I was gonna make a new post but I forgot what it was.

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*Barely 30 seconds later* Right. Yes.

You know you're a college student when you are excited to go to bed.

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