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zegalba

Givenchy: Autumn/Winter 1999-2000 ready-to-wear Designed By: Alexander McQueen

woonyoung

Some fan art drawings I made during the production. Thank you for watching The Sea Beast on Netflix! Please enjoy~

mardyart

actual deleted footage of stranger things season 4 trust me guys

turing-tested

zizibutik

if a terf even looks at this they will die in seven days just to clarify

My sister having a cat named martini-tiny and then the cat growing much larger than her other already large house cat is honestly the best Clifford style event to happen to us

normal-horoscopes

wait are you supposed to wash your ass

YES MOTHERFUCKER. WASH YOUR ASS.

anais-ninja-bitch

also, like, all of your exterior undercarriage? personal needs may vary, but warm water and gentle soap daily is a good starting point, adjust according to your own results and comfort ✌️🍑🍆🫓

maximumsunshine

The first thing they do in the marines is teach you how to properly wash your ass and junk and still someone in my kid’s group got a nasty case if flesh eating bacteria which they don’t medicate because if they medicate it they have to discharge you for being on meds and they don’t want to discharge. So, they teach new recruits how to shower and supervise until they’re convinced you know what you’re doing.

anais-ninja-bitch

i am speechless.

average bottoms are braver than any us marine.

normal-horoscopes

What the fuck

darkdangerousthings

I was in the US Marines and I had to learn it from prostitutes in Korea.

normal-horoscopes

You’re telling me they instituted the ass washing policy RECENTLY?

normal-horoscopes

We gotta start some kinda catch and release wildlife rehabilitation program for guys. How are any of you alive.

confusionofconfusions-deactivat

eminem’s got about lyrics about how the secret service interviewed him, so a journalist FOIA’d info about eminem from the secret service to fact check his rap

it turns out the secret service investigated eminem because of lyrics threatening trump and ivanka

and they really did interview him

and when one of the secret service agents started reading the threatening lyrics out loud eminem started rapping along

and they noted that

confusionofconfusions-deactivat

@afloweroutofstone

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6515270-LEOPOLD-Secret-Service-FOIA-Eminem.html enjoy

afloweroutofstone

I’m sorry to report that this is a W for Eminem

codename-birdie

I really thought this was a joke people made up

iris-of-the-lambs

was suddenly moved to draw a toony sort of character design .. but this is a bit too close to 2013 tumblr sexyman for my own comfort

rocktheholygrail

1x04 || 2x02 || 3x01 || 3x05

#he’s hot i trust him

normal-horoscopes

The police have a 20 foot tall chittering homunculus that only eats children because they need it. They need it to keep us safe.

weaver-z

I love predictions of the future that oscillate between "eerily prescient" and "what the hell are you talking about?" Like that description of the year 2,000 written in 1933 where the author predicts flatscreen television, the glass wall trend in the homes of the wealthy, and the obsolescence of stuffed mattresses, but is also convinced that normal showers will be replaced by a device called the VAPOR LANCE that VAPORIZES the DIRT on you

ariabauer

Sometimes Apollo hits writers with prophecy and sometime it’s Hephaestus trying to make a pitch for his new product

loubuttons

actually @ every fanfiction writer whether you wrote something that got thousands of reblogs and comments and became a staple in your fandom, or you wrote one fic and deleted it, or you write mutilchaptered fics that never get a final update, or write short fics, or long fics, or used to write and now you don’t, or you deleted/orphaned your works, or you only share with friends:

thank you.

sharing your writing is hard. and sometimes it’s thankless. sometimes it’s such a negative experience that I wonder how anyone does it at all. but you are needed; you are wanted. whether or not we properly acknowledge it, you are a vital part of fandom culture. thanks for sharing.