[loubuttons]

“I’m just a girl” okay. I’m a woman.

[loubuttons]

I feel like we think of sleep apnea as nbd but it’s actually crazy to have? Oh I wasn’t able to wear a mask that blows pressurized air into my mouth for enough hours last night so I’m losing consciousness while I do basic tasks like washing dishes or driving. Lol.

[thehmn]

One of the most heartwarming things I’ve ever heard a dog trainer say “A pushy pet who makes small demands and communicates their needs to you is a safe pet. It means they trust you and aren’t afraid of your reaction if they misbehave and push your buttons a little”

[tinylilemrys]

The writer's barely disguised longing for a soft life shared with someone who loves them

[papayajuan2019]

hold me in contempt but hold me

[femmeberlin]

A terrible fact of fandom is that sometimes people who absolutely suck and have stupid takes are going to enjoy the exact same things you do and the only thing you can do about it is sit there with your mutuals who don’t suck like:

[myboobsaresentientbeeings]

"the block button, my liege?" will enter my vocabulary now

[bark-barkley]

I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS

[softwetmoss]

And also occasionally by pufferfish

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[i-am-a-fish]

DUDE i just realized that they call it porridge because it's goopy amd when you serve it you have to pour itge

[eraserheadadult]

as a lover of Women Fighting & Killing media it's so important to me when they actually let the women look like shit. you know what i mean. like im so bored when a woman is in what's supposed to be a brutal fight and her hair is just aesthetically tousled or something and her makeup is still pristine. fuck offfff. if she's beating the shit out of someone and fighting for her life she should be covered in blood n bile she should look like she got hit by a truck and the truck exploded

[weirdplutoprince]

(vagueposting) I saw a post I didn't like

[szyszkasosnowa]

Andor makes me want to write a Star Wars fanfiction but it's so scary. What if I write "Glup Shitto was sitting on the balcony, drinking coffee and reading his favourite book", but someone comments "didn't you mean he was drinking glop-goppy and reading a holo-journal? 🤨" so I open wookiepedia to check it out and it turns out that they also never invented balconies in the star wars universe and Glup Shitto can't read because of the freak accident he suffered in the episode 10 of the 2024 show "Jar-Jar and Babu Frik". What then.

[hashtagloveloses]

it seems people don't understand. a GLUP SHITTO is a character in a very popular piece of media (like star wars) that if you asked a random person or even a casual fan, they wouldn't know who the fuck that is. a BLORBO is just your little guy. can be any kind of character they're just your little GUY. a POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW is a villain, usually with a sad backstory, who you are defending and woobifying. they've done WRONG. not everyone can be a poor little meow meow. just because they're pathetic doesn't mean they're a meow meow that mf had to commit CRIMES. if you want a pathetic little fucker of any moral persuasion that is a BABYGIRL. usually male, doesn't have to be. just has to be kind of fucked up. get your terminology CORRECT

[speedlimit15]

a tshirt that says I LIKE YOU AND I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU

[aomitois]

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

[pukicho]

The mafia isn't lookin for me and I'm enjoying a walk in the park

[pukicho]

Cool, not me though.

[pukicho]

I know you guys really like markiplier, but what the fuck are you talking about. What happened to him.