Mr. Bacon lover

The name is Cody Morrison, i'm nineteen years old and from Essex UK. Former drug dealer, tattoo artist, half wit, fuck wit, fucking amazing friend. Bacon is my passion, so is cake. I will happily eat them on their own or together it really doesn't matter too much to me. WINNER OF BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE AND ONE HALF OF BEST DUO 2013 Arrival date 6/01/13

[kennycoburn]

Hello you.

[cody--morrison-blog]

Hello us

[cody--morrison-blog]

4,000 tons of popcorn will be eaten in the USA today!

[cody--morrison-blog]

  I wanna play American football it looks a lot of fun!

[constantly-young]

You’ve never played? 

[cody--morrison-blog]

No I mean we have rugby back home, which is way more violent to be honest.

[cody--morrison-blog]

4,000 tons of popcorn will be eaten in the USA today!

[savcarswell-deactivated20140223]

And you know that how?

[cody--morrison-blog]

It was on my tv a few minutes ago!

[savcarswell-deactivated20140223]

Popcorn doesn’t even taste great.

[cody--morrison-blog]

It depends on the popcorn really if you ask me.

[cody--morrison-blog]

4,000 tons of popcorn will be eaten in the USA today!

[cody--morrison-blog]

Same! Go Seahawks!

[constantly-young]

Oh please, Denver has this on lock.

[cody--morrison-blog]

I wanna play American football it looks a lot of fun!

[cody--morrison-blog]

4,000 tons of popcorn will be eaten in the USA today!

[savcarswell-deactivated20140223]

And you know that how?

[cody--morrison-blog]

It was on my tv a few minutes ago!

[cody--morrison-blog]

4,000 tons of popcorn will be eaten in the USA today!

[cody--morrison-blog]

  I was on my tv, it’s the Superbowl today!

[constantly-young]

I know it is, I’m watching it right now! 

[cody--morrison-blog]

Same! Go Seahawks!

[cody--morrison-blog]

4,000 tons of popcorn will be eaten in the USA today!

[constantly-young]

Where did you get that fact? 

[cody--morrison-blog]

I was on my tv, it's the Superbowl today!

[cody--morrison-blog]

4,000 tons of popcorn will be eaten in the USA today!

[cody--morrison-blog]

Alright I’m coming over now!

[zach-fraser]

Okay, I’ll see you soon then. I’ll probably be in my room. Okay, I’ll definitely be in my room. I’ve barely left my bed in like a week.

[cody--morrison-blog]

I'll bring cake with me so that you get some nice yummy comfort food okay?

[cody--morrison-blog]

Watching scary movies and eating cake

[cody--morrison-blog]

  Awesome possum!

[constantly-young]

This is why you befriend the person that loves using drugs! 

[cody--morrison-blog]

Well I'm a recovering drug user, not anymore...

[cody--morrison-blog]

Do you need anything?

[zach-fraser]

No. Not really.

[cody--morrison-blog]

Alright I'm coming over now!

[cody--morrison-blog]

Watching scary movies and eating cake

[cody--morrison-blog]

Yes please that would be splendid!

[constantly-young]

I can do that! 

[cody--morrison-blog]

Awesome possum!

[cody--morrison-blog]

Watching scary movies and eating cake

[cody--morrison-blog]

  Nah I’m good thanks.

[constantly-young]

Want some weed? 

[cody--morrison-blog]

Yes please that would be splendid!

[cody--morrison-blog]

Watching scary movies and eating cake

[cody--morrison-blog]

No not really I don’t really like the whole dog cuddling thing…

[constantly-young]

But Pablo is so loveable! 

[cody--morrison-blog]

Nah I'm good thanks.

[cody--morrison-blog]

I’ll be over right now!

[zach-fraser]

Alright… thanks.

[cody--morrison-blog]

Do you need anything?

[cody--morrison-blog]

Watching scary movies and eating cake

[cody--morrison-blog]

  Not really no…

[constantly-young]

Do you want to cuddle with my dog? 

[cody--morrison-blog]

No not really I don't really like the whole dog cuddling thing...

[cody--morrison-blog]

Watching scary movies and eating cake

[cody--morrison-blog]

  Five/ six months.

[constantly-young]

I don’t like seeing people sad, can I help? 

[cody--morrison-blog]

Not really no...