rule my kingdom.

cody. star wars nerd, zelda obsessed, tired dad.

[codyrhdes]

“ 𝐻𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝒶𝓂𝑒, 𝒶 𝒷𝒶𝓃𝓃𝑒𝓇 𝓂𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓅𝒶𝒾𝓃, 𝐼 𝒷𝓊𝒾𝓁𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔𝒹𝑜𝓂.”

BIRTHDAY: June 30th, 1985 (37 years old) RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single. Divorced from Brandi Reed. CHILDREN: Liberty Iris Runnels (born June 18th 2021)

Hard working. Dedicated. Often Stubborn and impulsive. Can sometimes be a hot head. Likes to think himself a smart guy but continuously makes stupid decisions. Can be very egotistical. Star Wars nerd. Dog enthusiast. Full of charisma. Social butterfly.

Divorced from Brandi. Their marriage ended sometime during their last year in AEW but they played a couple on screen. A little bit of a messy break-up but they remain civil for Libby’s sake. If we get a Brandi, I’m down to discuss and change things!

Always down to plot exes, frenemies, hook ups, friendships, etc. Ships are always chemistry based!

Close friends: MJF, Alexa Bliss, Seth Rollins, Ricky Starks.

Exes: Brandi Reed, Layla, Beth Phoenix, Angelina Love.

[notamaxipad]

@nightmrerhodes did you see me kill it or what

[codyrhdes]

Duh! I only watched for you, of course.

[mystcrio]

hahahaha, you gonna tuck me in too?

[codyrhdes]

Might even sing you a lullaby if you’re lucky.

[mystcrio]

let me put a generic #nosleepgang sentence here since i've been laying here for two fucking hours.

[codyrhdes]

Do you need someone to read you a bedtime story?

[glamourmay]

cody. we miss you here. come back, fuck this place is going to shit without you.

please you know i love to cause some chaos ;)

[codyrhdes]

Yeah, I get it. That’s how I started to feel the last few months there. As much as it pained me to leave, I’m glad I did. You know I’m still here for you whenever you need to talk or vent about work. Or anything, really. Always got y’all.s backs

[themanlynch]

You’re so annoying. One for going to Starbucks when there’s better coffee and two for refusing to call the sizes what they call it. Why do you have to be so difficult all the damn time? I hope they call you Corey there.

[codyrhdes]

Now, now, Rebecca. You can’t be telling Max you want to be wrapped up in my arms one minute then mean to me the next. A guy might start getting mixed signals.

[pinkdisasterx]

Now I wonder how they could spell CODY wrong?

[codyrhdes]

Oh, trust me, there’s plenty of ways. There’s Codi, Codie, Kody, Kodey... etc. The occasional Corey too which I think they definitely do on purpose.

[codyrhdes]

I will constantly refuse to say the weird names of the drink sizes in Starbucks. This is probably why they consistently spell my name wrong. It’s only four letters, guys. Come on.

[matthew-hanover]

@nightmrerhodes did you help roman put trackers on me and jey? i wont be mad if you say yes, i just need to know.

[codyrhdes]

I can work computers but anything beyond that is a big no. I don’t know anything. Isn’t Chad Gable some kind of genius? He can help us all with our technological needs. I guess I’ll help but only if you kick Roman in the face for me since he’s been out of my reach since Mania.

[stackisms-deactivated20240124]

come on , who missed me ?? don't be shy , just admit it.

[codyrhdes]

Well, damn. I guess I won’t be expecting an invite on that little talk show of yours any time soon then. My poor heart is broken.

[notamaxipad]

happy belated birthday from her favorite uncle, @nightmrerhodes prepare for a pile of cocomelon shit at Brandi's door. Thaaaanks

[codyrhdes]

You know what you should do? Send Brandi a ton of Bluey and Cocomelon stuff for Libby. She’s 40 today so she deserves a little something. Doesn’t have to be a good something. You’re really trying to end TK, aren’t you? I’m in full support of it. Want a front row seat if/when the day comes you tell him you’re leaving.

[abby-martinez]

Please do! Outside mercs surgery tomorrow there’s really nothing else in my schedule. I could use a pick me up from my two favorite people. I’m sure she’ll let me know if the grilled cheese sucks and I’ll be prepared for her feedback. It’s okay. I’m 1000% used to him being the worst. He’s pushing for joint custody of the baby, too. And I really don’t want him to win that. I know, and I appreciate you so much. You’re the best. Truly.

[codyrhdes]

How’s Merc doing? I’ve been meaning to check in. I know she had the surgery yesterday. Oh, she’ll definitely let you know. You know how toddlers are — they don’t have a filter so she brutally honest right now. Nah, he can get out with that. Hopefully they see how much of a manipulative asshole he is and you get everything. I know, I’m pretty great. Always got you, though. I know how draining dealing with shitty exes can be.

[deathmox-deactivated20230629]

Ha, same goes for me. i mean, me as a fucking dad is like the most hilarious joke ever until it happened. can totally picture us grilling while our girls happily play around and then a bunch of boys pass by, look and we just glare at them so evil that they'll be pissing their pants. i'll try, she'll be with me a couple of days before Forbidden Door so it's high time for daddy/daughter quality time with a new movie. that's what i fear is gonna happen with Nora, you know? she already saw Hercules, she likes it. especially Phil. you should, it works. trust me. you could've sucker punched Brock into the next Universum. ...hey i meant to ask, how about we have a playdate for the girls sometime soon?

[codyrhdes]

God, I can’t wait for the days where we’re scaring off boys for them. Those’ll be the best days. I remember when my dad did it with my sisters and it was always so funny to watch. Did you watch it yet? You jinxed it, by the way. Libby had a Frozen birthday party with Elsa and Olaf. It was my worst nightmare but she was happy so I guess I don’t mind suffering for her happiness. When I see Brock next, I’ll channel my inner Frozen hate. That’s the key to beating him. Hell yeah, man! Whenever you want. I’m only really busy on Mondays and next week it’s London time but other than that, I’m down whenever.

[taymelox]

Well your trainer is hard on you. But I can't say that it doesn't work because I have seen you in the ring and you're absolutely incredible!

[codyrhdes]

Thanks, Tay! I’m probably the best I’ve ever been right now so I can’t complain about it too much. How you doing, though? Things good?

[strksrevolution]

Been so up and down lately on how I feel bout’ my career that I didn’t even realize today is my 3 year mark with AEW. Been that damn long since Cody decided to take a chance on me. So damn grateful that he did because I don’t know where I’d be if he hadn’t. Imagine AEW without this pretty face? Travesty. 

Anyways. What’s poppin’?

[codyrhdes]

I’ll never let a tear fall down that beautiful face of yours. Let me wipe them away and bottle them because they’re just that precious. There was never a doubt in my mind when it came to you. I always knew and still do know that you’re destined for big things. It’s just a matter of your boss using you right and unfortunately he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing right now. You and me and Max back together again. It’ll happen. Max is probably going to bleed Tony dry so you might have no choice but to come here when he goes bankrupt.

Let’s hang tomorrow. I ain’t got nothing going on.

[mamitality-deactivated20230819]

Pfft - you love to hate me and JD is growing on you... just admit it, Cody. In all honestly you're a chill guy and it's fun givin' you a hard time.

What? No... unless we're talking about dessert pizza but pineapple is the only fruit I'd ever consider.

[codyrhdes]

I can never tell a lie. Okay, fine, joking aside you’re all pretty cool. A pain in my ass but cool nonetheless.

Phew, okay. I’ll accept the pineapple then. If you’d have said any other fruits then you’d be a confirmed psychopath.

[slayerjays]

😂😂 Poor Cody, well if it helps you’re still looking good so coffee zombie or not you have that still going for you.

[codyrhdes]

Thanks, Anna! At least I’ve got that going for me even if I feel half dead sometimes. How you doing?