Shit Always Happens

Indie. 27. Ready to fight anyone who says a bad word about Theon Greyjoy or Sansa Stark

[horrortvfilmsource]

— THE LONG WALK, STEPHEN KING

[spicy-apple-pie]

You should draw more Robin!Jason. Your design for him is so cute!

for as cute as he is, he's also a little shit

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

I gave a victorian kid some sour patch kids and he sprinkled a little bit of cocaine on it as casually as you would salt before even taking a bite

[omegasmileyface]

he was biting the sour patch kids?

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

Yeah that's how you eat them

[omegasmileyface]

i stick them in my mouth whole. am i the weird one or is the victorian kid the weird one? about the biting, not the cocaine. i do that part too.

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

Do you. At least chew them

[omegasmileyface]

yeah i do chew them i just dont feel a need to take a bite out of something that's already bite-sized, yknow? it's like taking a bite out of a skittle, to me. could definitely just be me though

[thomas-pennypinch]

oy where do i get more of these nectar-sweet bastards what are colored like precious stones

[omegasmileyface]

fuck OFF thomas

[elodieunderglass]

He was biting them because he’s so much littler than you. Look at him. He can’t get a whole one in his mouth. You could lose him down a drain. When you put him up a chimney, even a small chimney, you probably have to give him directions like he’s on the Swindon magic roundabout. SECOND LEFT AT THE NEXT BRICK, Thomas. NO, OTHER BRICK. NO, THE OTHER LEFT.

[elodieunderglass]

You shouldn’t salt your sour patch kids btw it’s bad for you

[hedge-rambles]

Thank you for that important addendum. Putting cocaine on them is fine though, right?

[elodieunderglass]

Yeah yeah I’m not his mum

[snake-eggs]

“There aren’t enough hours in a day.” There are actually. The problem is that we think 40 hour work weeks are an unavoidable fact of life.

The problem is that everyone has to work 8 hours, pretty much no exceptions, and with getting ready time + (unpaid) lunch + commute, “8 hours” is actually anywhere between 9 and 12, every single day, with more work to do when you get home because our society and culture was built around having one member of the household home full time and nothing has changed now that almost everyone works.

No wonder Americans are reliant on DoorDash and fast food, there’s no time or energy to cook. No one wonder mental and physical health are in shambles, many just spent all day sitting in fluorescent lights with little to no stimulation. “Just wake up earlier” “Just meal prep”… these are ok short-term, individual solutions, but the broader, systemic issue is obvious. We aren’t built for this. There’s no work-life balance. Genuinely, I think if our culture could normalize a shorter work week, many individuals’ biggest problems would simply evaporate.

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[lokutofu]

He’s just happy to be there

[obiwan]

ROBERT PATTINSON as BATMAN: 

[astrovvitches]

back to the beginning

[captains0ur]

its like 1 in the morning but I just love them

[professionallydeadinside]

This bit kinda kills me because what do you MEAN he paid for cereal at a diner??? Does he not have cereal at home??? Is this a special little treat for him???

[kents-clark]

CLARK KENT + being media savvy and totally cool

[el-ffej]

Not letting this hide in the tags:

[frownyalfred]

I think people get the “Bruce dancing like a stripper in the Iceberg Lounge” situation all wrong. The batkids won’t die of embarrassment because that’s their dad. They’ll die of frustration because they will never, ever be able to make Bruce feel embarrassed about it.

Do you really think the man who would strip and bust it down for the secret identity has the capacity to feel shame? Exactly.

[yaayayyayaya-deactivated2025120]

40 years old, multiple kids, injured and is completely sober. The feeling embarrassment left him a LONG time ago

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[purgaytorysupremacy]

if you’re wondering why spellcheck and grammar check is worse now, it’s because they replaced it with AI! 🥰

now, instead of maintaining a comprehensive, nuanced, and human-maintained encyclopedia by which to check your document, they have switched to an AI that just compares what you’ve written to what other people write in, say, Google Docs, and use the most commonly used iteration.

ever have it change something like “all intents and purposes” to “all intensive purposes” or “should’ve” to “should of”? that’s why!

people make the same spelling and grammar mistakes so often, AI thinks that’s the way you say it because it is a PATTERN DETECTOR and cannot THINK let alone use language.

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[whimswonders]

[kal8elle]

[her-tear]

MULAN (1998) dir. Tony Bancroft, Barry Cook

[thehappypsyduck-deactivated2026]

films that raised me | 01

[traincat]

"Dag blast it. These will get all wrinkled. What would he do without me?"

Amazing Spider-Man #800

[masteroftheblankstare]

Been thinking about how the new Superman movie did a really good job of giving Clark interests beyond “Truth, Justice, and a Better Tomorrow.” He likes pop punk rock. His favorite meal is breakfast for dinner. Clark does a little dance when he gets the front cover byline. He likes to doom-scroll. Unclear if he’s a dog guy. His girlfriend makes him hot cocoa when he’s sad. So often Superman in film has zero personality beyond tortured alien that must guide humanity. Giving him these small details made the character feel so much more real. He really is just a guy doing his best.