It Is Coecret To All

It's not actually secret I'm just gonna put junk that doesn't need to be on my main blog here. It's not hard to figure out who this is.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Majima Goro/Saejima Taiga, Majima Goro & Saejima Taiga Characters: Saejima Taiga (Yakuza), Majima Goro, Saejima Yasuko, Shimano Futoshi, Sasai Hideki Additional Tags: Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Canon-Typical Violence, Internalized Homophobia, implications of bad things going on in Saejima's life but none of them are confirmed because they all exist in Majima's head Summary:

A voyeuristic ride-along through the mind of 16 year old Majima Goro and the stories he invents to hurt his own feelings when he's left alone with his own idle thoughts for too long.

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Nice bar mama who helps out the Saejima siblings is an unnamed OC from this comic I drew last year and never posted (similar warnings to the fic itself about vague implications of bad things that have happened to Saejima)

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What if they tried doing the hunting shack before the fishing shack, but Daigo vetoed it because he got sick of standing outside in the snow

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Continuing this train of thought, I got Nishida the nicest thing you can give someone in the RGG universe for their birthday; bottom Saejima

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Daigo, who was too self-absorbed to notice this has been going on since the 1980’s, regretting his decision to ask Saejima to put bunk beds in the fishing shack.

Should have pressed for more clarity when he noticed there were only two beds and Saejima gave him a funny look when he asked where Majima was going to sleep.

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Oh I’ve drawn a ton of Saemaji stuff on my other blog, I just decided to put this on the one that my dad doesn’t follow.

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Daigo, who was too self-absorbed to notice this has been going on since the 1980’s, regretting his decision to ask Saejima to put bunk beds in the fishing shack.

Should have pressed for more clarity when he noticed there were only two beds and Saejima gave him a funny look when he asked where Majima was going to sleep.

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If you don’t want this to be Giovanni and Lt. Surge I guess you can pretend it’s Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer

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I was so moved by all the doujinshi I saw on my trip to Japan last month I wanted to make one of my own, so I spent the next six weeks revisiting some of that Giovanni/Lt. Surge business I was on about a few years back and made a 42 page sexy gay violent pokemon fancomic about Giovanni and Lt. Surge being handsy with each other.

I just finished it so if you want to read it the whole thing is pay what you want on itchio for anyone willing to throw at least a dollar my way for the pdf. (Content warning for blood, violence, eye trauma, gore, and animal/pokemon death, but the actual romancey parts are pretty fluffy and cuddly)

I’m also posting pages one at a time on my twitter in case you don’t have a dollar but still want to read it. I’d link to it but for some reason tumblr is not letting me copy and paste links, so just keep an eye on Coelasquid @ twitter for those updates.

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I guess there may be people following this blog who don’t follow my main one, so reblogging this just in case. I took some of the Giovanni/Surge ideas I had a few years back and made a whole comic out of it that you can read for a dollar on itchio now.

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All 24 pages of Pipeburn in the first chapter on slipshine are completely body horror free fluffy cyberpunk romance, but I have a few little extra freebies planned to flesh out the world/characters some more, this particular one featuring a spooky nightmare surgeon and the origin behind a few of Gray’s more obvious scars.

If you wanna see these updates before they go public, I post them for anyone pledging any amount on patreon.

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Little Pipeburn bonus freebie, please mind all the appropriate warnings about surgery and body horror if you aren’t into that (the slipshine chapter doesn’t include anything like that, in case you were worried)

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I know it’s been a hot minute since I posted on Tumblr, but I’ve got a new (nsfw) comic series called Pipeburn Cafe that anyone with a slipshine subscription can go read the first chapter of on the site now! I dunno if I’m allowed to link to slipshine on this site with their current rules about nsfw content but hey, check it out (if you’re over 18), it’s probably the prettiest comic I’ve ever made.

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Oh, the reason I kinda trailed off and never updated the Ignis/Gladio comic or the Volt/kou one was I diverted all my energy into recycling my Bouncer headcanons to put together this new original series you can read with a Slipshine subscription!

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I think a lot about the attitude shift between the very rigid, buttoned-down younger Ignis in the anime and the sassy hips, leopard print, tight pants, and Cuban heels Ignis in the games, and how it seems like as soon as Ignis stopped having to pick up Noct from school he gave up portraying himself to the world like some kind of sexless milquetoast butler.

So here’s the beginnings of a comic about Gladio realizing for the first time that Ignis Fucks.

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If anyone in this crew deserves a big beefy dude to smooch at the end of the day to wind down it’s Ignis

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Younger Iggy and Gladio having a spat about who knows what’s best for Noct.

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Noct finally does a good bro solid for Ignis

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This was how chapter 10 went, right?

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Kou trying to make Volt his Bond Girl, Volt trying to figure out whether he needs to send Kou’s head home on a platter to get the message across to not pursue him. This game had a lot of wasted potential for Secret Agent Kou squaring up against rogue security specialist Volt.

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What’s that? You want more Bouncer content? How about this extremely self-indulgent Tom of Finland Volt?

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You want rarepairs I got yer rarepairs right here. Volt Krueger and Kou Leifoh are my OG OTP. The One True OTP.

Since no one else will ever make Bouncer content, I’m just going to declare it popular opinion that Volt’s red contacts are prescription.