this doll is tired

[ladyloveandjustice]

Ken has accepted that his true destiny and ultimate desire in life is to be a trophy boyfriend and he’s content with that. I’m happy for him.

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

himbo. 

[theproblematicblogger]

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

[officialspec]

don’t steal

im literally robbing ur house as we speak

[officialspec]

say goodbye to ur panasonic dipshit

[memeuplift]

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[fungiblegoods]

[coffcc]

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ok

[kangals]

she knows she’s not allowed to bark at the cat, so her loophole is just to make a bunch of noises that are not barking instead.

[felisorablue]

Long Horse Makes Sad Horn Noises At Local Bastard Man

[rollingstoneboycomplex]

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

[heavensickness]

Full paragraph hurts even more.

“ (…) I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close… I will love you until your face is fogged by distant memory. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else and I will love you if you never marry at all, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all. That is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.”

[praydeath]

[nerdgasmsfoodpornprogress]

Hello police… I’d like to report a homicide

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[eunnieboo]

[sanctuary-remix]

[themotivationjournals]

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

when a friend you low key had feelings for gets in a relationship and you’re really jealous and a little sad but also very happy for them because their new partner seems like a wonderful person and they treat your friend right so they’re good in your book

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

[slopaganda]

just in case nobody told you today:

you are beautiful

you are strong

your dick is huge

[weavemama]

kermit really is that bitch…… he went from crying in showers and talking to negative inner monologues to running freely in a dandelion field,,…i’m tryna be on this level

[weavemama]

reblog happy kermit for a full month of good luck 

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

a full ever after of good luck