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Gloves by Meret Oppenheim, 1985

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Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

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It’s so weird how two humans with different genitalia can do a fun thing together and that can lead to the creation of a tiny human that they have to take care of.

That’s like the dumbest thing ever, I’m glad I’m never going to do that.

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Zodiac Fears

1. Aries: Separation/detachment. 2. Taurus: Change. 3. Gemini: Being alone. 4. Cancer: Feeling unloved. 5. Leo: Being ignored. 6. Virgo: Disorder. 7. Libra: Anything extremely unbalanced/making a wrong decision that’ll destroy their life. 8. Scorpio: Failure and inadequacy. 9. Sagittarius: Being controlled. 10. Capricorn: Being misunderstood and not being good enough. 11. Aquarius: Being locked in. 12. Pisces: Upsetting others and rejection.

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で、やっぱり暗いのも好きなんです。

根暗だから、ね。

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I told my husband to play with our puppy more. He sent me this.

Ok, can we just take a minute to appreciate how much work went into this? Keeping the puppy there, writing “Your dog really loses scrabble bad” all connected to each other, writing “growl” “woof” “snarl” all together, and writing “Im dashing” on his chip-holder-thing.

This dude put thought into his snark.