Welcome to the story of my life

• •19 • ☀️• Canada •🍁• • 

[play6irl]

[thug-gifs]

Reblog this within 10 seconds and unexpected extra money will cum to you this week

[thegreathamedebate]

The money will do what now

[inearthly-deactivated20200603]

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

[ellajelichoconnor]

Outtake from ELLE Magazine

[blackness-by-your-side]

[azuila]

tbh slytherin really doesn't have redeemable/etc. character if you think about it. beides maybe slughorn.

tbh i cant really hear you over the sound of regulus black drowning to death in a sea of inferi 

[a-trex]

NOTICE:

Due to the lack of cicadas so far this summer I will climb the trees and scream in their absence

[buryyourhands-deactivated201701]

You think you could replace them? You really think you would sound half as good?

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

How dare you stand where he once stood?

[anthropophagiie]

This tiny octopus, whose body measured about five centimeters across, was spotted swimming along at a depth of 825 meters as we explored Whiting Seamount, off Puerto Rico.

[kues]

[tachikoma]

[erarg]

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

[selkiecide]

[skelecola]

this is what summertime is like

[i-still-want--to-believe]

The X-Files / 1×02 “Squeeze” 

[recklesswave-deactivated2018031]

‪In 10 years if I’m not on the beach cracking a cold one with the love of my life watching our dogs play in the water I’m going to be very disappointed. ‬

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[waifyu-deactivated20200615]

So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say

So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“ 

I heard my mom scream in the other room

[huffpostqueervoices]

A gay man who happens to look eerily similar to anti-LGBT extremist and Vice President-elect Mike Pence is putting his looks to good use ― by wandering the streets of NYC in short shorts and collecting money to benefit important organizations.

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

HELL YEAH!

[primadonna-gay]

THE BEST THING IVE SEEN THIS YEAR

[sashayed]

NEW PLAN: trap mike pence in a pit and stealthily replace him with Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence a la Mad-Eye Moody or Mystique in that one xmen movie. then when trump is impeached, Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence will become President Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence. a just and powerful leader. “What happened to you, Mike Pence?” his supporters will cry in 2018 as he instates his new federal holiday, Mandatory Give $20 To Your Gay Neighbor Day. “I had a change of heart,” he will say, as villainous actual Mike Pence struggles against his bonds in a well-appointed Park Slope living room

[lord-kitschener]

D I R E C T. A C T I O N.

[ratfrogs]

I made icons in response to tumblr’s censorship of the lgbt+ community because apparently our existence is “sensitive content.”

- feel free to use them for whatever you wish!

- also send an ask if you want me to make an edit with another flag in it because I’ll do it woo

[sandorclegane]