Smol Gay Jedi

Names Rex, but you can call me Captain or Sir. 20/FtM/Gay as fuck. Sometimes I wonder why I want to be a guy... Guys are weird reatures... Then I realize I am a weird creature. Coffee Obsessed. Artist for life. Getting a Degree in Psychology. 16+ blog. I post NSFW. I'm not a Gray Jedi... I'm a Gay Jedi.

[coffee-gendered-blog]

i have a new art blog. just want to start fresh- https://stargazingjedi.tumblr.com/

[beepadoobop]

People who eat nerds like they are taking a shot scare me to the bone

[forbiddenseason]

I keep thinking abt this post. How else does one eat nerds??????

[forbiddenseason]

Like what do you do?? Pick them all out one by one?? Isn’t it much better to rip the box open and crunch them all at once ?

[beepadoobop]

1) yes 2) fuck you

[forbiddenseason]

coward

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I completely forgot nerds were a candy for this entire post

[bramblepatch]

Obviously the correct way is to pour out a small amount into your hand and then thp thp thp them with the tip of your tongue like a lizard

[thepioden]

Bramble gets it.

[meowsapow]

The best thing to do is to throw them in the trash.

[coffee-gendered-blog]

The best nerds is on a rope.

[coffee-gendered-blog]

Special preview!!! Rupert’s outfits for my upcoming comic Vader’s Thrall! This is posted on Tumblr, and Tumblr alone! Follow for more!

Also, there is something special about his Sith Apprentice outfit. Here’s a hint.

[coffee-gendered-blog]

REBLOGGING BECAUSE THERE IS MORE COMING SOON!!!

[501stloudandproud-moved-deactiv]

I am literally in rare pair hell right now lmao! Anyway, enjoy some General and Captain snuggles!!

i need to go to bed

[coffee-gendered-blog]

Reblogging something I drew last night. ;)

[leaflicker]

I Died In 2010 and Was Replaced By Someone With Absolutely No Motivation and Complete Emotional Unavailability, a conspiracy thread

[501stloudandproud-moved-deactiv]

10 reblogs and I do a face reveal!

[coffee-gendered-blog]

Damn dude that anon was really out of line. Just ignore the haters. Make Star Wars more gay. Make everything gay. Be happy in your own creation and celebrate it with real fans who will make it even gayer with you. When I️ get upset abt straight people I️ just make everything gay to cope. Fuck homophobes

I totally agree with you. I will make Star Wars more gay today and in the future! It definitely needs it!

[high-treason]

I hope you can live with yourself, Dogma.

[sublimegentlemanalpaca]

WHICH EPISODE WAS THIS???? I can’t remember. Wait. Is this clone wars or Rebels? They seem to have the Empire Symbol, yet there’s Fives…

[coffee-gendered-blog]

It's the Clone Wars. The episode is Carnage of Krell.

[501stloudandproud-moved-deactiv]

Rant

This was an ask on my main account, @coffee-gendered. Since here it would get more publicity, I’m sharing it here.  Ok, being both a Transman and gay, I don’t get the whole “Gay Agenda” thing. But it seems like homophobes and most Trump supporters are using it as “you are pushing your Gay all over me!” Ok? How? Am I shoving it in your face? I don’t think so! I know it is probably just a troll, but it gets on my nerves because people actually think like this. For one, your typing skills are horrid. “Gayy”? “Ad”? What the hell is your problem! For two, THERE CAN BE GAY CLONES! Fuck! There can be gay characters in anything! We aren’t SHOVING IT IN PEOPLE’S FACES! Not intentionally! And I apologize that you let your stupidity take it that way!  It’s just the same as hetero couples! I have no problem with it, but there is malexfemale couples in everything! Wanna know what that makes me feel like on our end? It makes us feel like shit sometimes. Actually, I should stop myself at that. Wanna know why? Because I have evidence of gay couples in the Star Wars universe. Goran Bevinn. He was a Mandalorian commando (and a bounty hunter) during the New Republic era (after RotJ). He met a blacksmith at somepoint named Medrit Vasur. The two married and lived near the city of Keldabe on a farm! So, it does exist in the universe! Of course it does. With a Galaxy that vast, why wouldn’t it exist? Yes, it might be uncommon.. but.. *sigh* anyway, my question is, why do you have to be so spiteful? Can’t we all just be humans? We don’t have to get along. You don’t have to accept me. Just, let’s agree to disagree and just leave each other alone?

And it automatically makes me a retard. Ok. Go you.

[coffee-gendered-blog]

Quit pushing your gay agenda on everything. Star Wars doesn't need gay ass characters thank you. Gayy ass fuckin clones? That doesn't belong! You should just take your art ad shove it retard!

Alright, I dont know who this is, but it’s not an agenda. I am not forcing anything on anyone! Don’t like, don’t look! And as for the “gay clone” thing, does it matter? I’m my opinion, anyone can be part of the LGBT community and not have to be pushed around! I sense homophobic assholes. Get off my page please. It’s not for your 12 year old eyes. Cheers to you, buddy, you just became part of the 95% that I have shunned!

[coffee-gendered-blog]

Finally watching Archer. It's weird seeing Bob without a mustache.

[501stloudandproud-moved-deactiv]

Clone Requests?

I definitely apologize for my absence from this account. I have been on @coffee-gendered for a while now and feel bad for dissing this one! Anyway, you are now allowed to ask for requests! Canon Clones only! I will draw them any way I would like to, but you get to choose which clones I draw! There is only three rules to follow! First, you must be a follower! Second off, you must reblog this post! Third, like this post!! Seriously, I want to make it up to you guys. I will be only doing 12 of these! Send me an ask, and in there say that you have reblogged, liked this post, and are following! That way I don’t have to go through my followers list to find you lol.

Clones requested: -none-

[coffee-gendered-blog]

I'm doing requests on my clone account!! Check then out!

[high-treason]

I hope you can live with yourself, Dogma.

[coffee-gendered-blog]

Did anyone notice Kix's face after they shot? I mean... He was looking directly at Jesse... Directly.

And Dogma is an ass.

[coffee-gendered-blog]

My cat sounds like an enderman when he is trying to get my attention. Guess what. It works.

[rosiemutual-deactivated20180308]

smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles

[kaelinaloveslomaris]

I’m watching TCW Darkness On Umbara, and I have to say that I’ve never hated a character as much as Pong Krell since Umbridge.

[coffee-gendered-blog]

I wish I could take my lightsaber to that sack he calls a neck.

[liminalsimian]

“A lot of the general’s plans involve falling” omg I actually remember what that’s in reference to, ahaha.

[coffee-gendered-blog]

Oh God, it was like Anakin was torturing his men (mostly Rex) lmao