Snake Legs

gigi / 18 / enfp / sapphic

[dontbeanassbutt]

everyone say thank you greta

[coffee-water-stain]

i love skulking about my house like a creature. like a mischievous little dude. i don't even have ill intentions it's just fun creeping around, taking big exaggerated tiptoe steps like a cartoon character, moving around with the mannerisms of wile e. coyote

[horrorlesbians]

normalize hand tattoos for people with boring, normal careers 2023

[coffee-water-stain]

and visible tattoos in the workplace in general!!!! i've never understood why it was such an issue

[cryptid-corpse]

I have to be the most vampiric person at the work function

[cryptid-corpse]

I was the most vampiric person at the work function

[coffee-water-stain]

it makes me laugh when i think about how when i was a kid, my mom worked at a cemetery, and as a result i was ridiculously comfortable with the concept of death (for a child anyway). instead of planning out my future wedding, i'd plan out my funeral. and i loved cemeteries. and i wondered why adults thought i was weird.

[coffee-water-stain]

i think life is more fun when you let yourself believe in silly things. talk to bugs and believe they listen and understand you. be kind to plants because you believe they have emotions. believe in fairies and dragons and vampires, not because it's logical, but because life is more vibrant when you sprinkle some magic into it

[coffee-water-stain]

as a pianist, i know i'm supposed to hate pianos that are out of tune, but man idk there's something that sounds so lonely about them. makes me wanna play them more

[nn-ee-zz]

Autumn

[simena]

Orsola Maddalena Caccia (detail)

[plenilunni]

It's been two years but still in love♡

[cock-holliday]

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

[commander-snacks]

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

[coffee-water-stain]

i may be "unstable" but if you shuffle around the letters it spells "stale bun" so who's the real winner here

[coffee-water-stain]

there should be a name for the phenomenon of charging your crystals under the full moon and then being overcome by the inexplicable urge to eat them

[sexytasha1]

I'm going to get more lashes today.

[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

Repentant Catholics in the 14th century be like

[sexytasha1]

Delete this off my post.