@wolfpupy twitter ask meme
โ its all fun and games until its not that anymore โ
โ i grow more powerful every day and by powerful i mean sad โ
โ only the good die young? phew good thing that i am so incredibly awful โ
โ if theres one thing i dont know about its everything โ
โ heres some general life advice, when the sun hits the ground find somewhere to hide โ
โ surfs up. hail satan โ
โ after 13 long years congress approved a bill that will finally let the bodies hit the floor โ
โ hey kids, i know youre struggling right now but im here to tell you, everything gets worse forever โ
โ in a way arenโt we all responsible for my actions โ
โ some say love is a river, me i say things that make sense โ
โ if your newborn baby has a full head of hair that means it is a business baby and is ready to enter the world of finance โ
โ i may be dumb as hell but i am also insanely stupid โ
โ take every thing you own and throw it into the ocean who cares โ
โ you know the old saying, boys will be trash โ
โ one of these days i will float up off into damn space and no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa โ
โ if i could shoot anything with a gun i would probably shoot another gun, the hunter become the huntedย โ
โ lets forget about the bodies for a second. what do you really want to let hit the floor? your feelings perhaps? โ
โ iโve seen a lot of things in my time, which i blame on me leaving my eyes open. things got a lot better once i decided to just close them โ
โ learning from mistakes is for people who recognise that they make mistakes. i dont give a shit โ
โ there are few things in life that canโt be achieved with occult dark magic โ
โ how to predict the future: think of the worst possible thing that could happen โ
โ halloween is forever bitch โ
โ who are the real criminals, me who does the crimes or the people who hurt my feelings all the time โ
โ looks like things are always happening once again โ
โ i am going to lay completely still on the forest floor until either things start going my way or i disintegrate into nothing โ
โ im sure im going to ruffle some feathers with this but given the choice between good times and bad times i would like to have the good times โ
โ the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead โ
โ tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that iโve lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it โ
โ i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch โ
โ i hope one day i will find love, or a cool looking leaf. either one โ
โ piles of uneaten candy will signal im dead โ
โ the hairless rat is not a new species, merely a result of my failed scam of shaving rats and selling the hair back to them at a high price โ
โ we let the bodies hit the floor then what? next weโll have bodies hitting walls, roofs, you name it, bodies will be hitting it โ
โ sometimes the people that hurt us the most are the ones swinging big knives around while screaming and trying to cut us โ
โ yeah yeah blame the guy whos dna matches with the dna found at the crime scene. surprise surprise โ
โ for as long as i can remember i have been able to remember things, maybe even before that โ
โ yeah i looked both ways before crossing the street, i looked both โhandsomeโ and โradiantโ, too bad i got hit by that car โ
โ stop living in a dream world and start living in the regular nightmare world all of the rest of us live in โ
โ blood moon, very cool to see. and whats the sun doing again? the same regular thing for the millionth time? what a load of worthless trash โ
โ if existing for an amount of time has taught me anything its that i have no idea whats going on โ
โ hurled my bible at the paper boy and knocked him off his bike with the real news โ
โ iโll go in whatever direction the wind takes me, and if i am too heavy for wind to move me around i will probably just lay down and die here โ
โ iโve said it before and i will say it again, i think people should give me hundreds of dollars and feel good about doing it โ
โ wow, iโve never thought about it like that before. and i never will. iโve already forgotten what you said, good bye forever โ
โ stop being so defensive i am just trying to hit you with weapons โ
โ dont betray me and act surprised when i get revenge on you, thats the number one consequence of betraying me. everyone knows it. even babies โ
โ blood is just natureโs red water that flys out when you make a mistake. relax and enjoy the experience for once โ
โ reached the limit of what you can do with imagination? why not try occult dark magic โ
โ if anyone needs me i will be laying face down on the ocean floor โ
โ its time to forget the mistakes of the past and start making the mistakes of the future โ
