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[alienmeg-blog]

*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

[kitty]

[dawwwwfactory]

Very Proud Parents. Definitely some good woofers

Click here for more adorable animal pics!

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

i woke up feeling something in my pocket and it was this tiny plastic baby??? what does this mean

[rainbowgazes-archive]

you’ve been marked

[femmchantress]

I’ve come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as Θώθ

[small-funny]

hey, thanks! now die

[latining]

Actually, Ancient Greek thetas had a dot in the centre, and lowercase letters wouldn’t be invented for several hundred years.

You mean ΘΩΘ

Behold the face of your god.

[argumate]

[cuirassier]

[coffeeee-beannn]

Cartman: *whispering* Psst...can you pass the popcorn?

Kyle: This is a funeral!

Cartman: Oh. *shouts* This movie sucks ass!

[coffeeee-beannn]

o o f

[coffeeee-beannn]

Stan: Hey, what ethnicity are you?

David: I’m Hispanic...

Stan: ...at the disco?

David: No, not at-*I Write Sins Not Tragedies starts playing*

[30minutememes]

[coffeeee-beannn]

thicc

[coffeeee-beannn]

i have absolutely no idea why i did this

[funkyfartmaster]

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

[jaberwockinthesun]

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

[killervanilla]

Confuse, don’t abuse ;)

[amazingbees]

MY NEW MOTTO

[latter-ace-saint]

The best prank I ever pulled was to a college roommate. April 1st was approaching, and I told my roommate that I was going to prank him. He responded that he had classes that morning and afternoon and a gaming group that night and that we wouldn’t even see each other that day. I responded that his room wasn’t going anywhere. He said he would just lock his room and there was nothing I could do about it.

What he didn’t know is that I had a key to his room.

So, on the evening of April 1, I unlocked his door, left it barely ajar, and did absolutely nothing else.

When my roommate got back that night, I heard him go to his door, say “oh no” in a horrified way, and carefully enter his room.

He then spent a good hour searching his room (fruitlessly, obvs) for pranks.

I’ll never do better than that.

[asmruok]

inspired by this post! 

has this been done already? maybe

[coffeeee-beannn]

Pidge: I hate you with every inch of my body!

Zarkon: Well, that’s not a lot of inches.

[coffeeee-beannn]

Bruce: Did you just say the 'F' word?!

Jason: Food?

Dick: No, he's talkin' about FUCK. You can't say FUCK in the batcave you fuckin' dumbass.

Bruce: DICK!

Jason: Why the fuck not?

Bruce: JASON!

Tim: Dude you just said 'FUCK' again.

Bruce: TIMOTHY

Damian: [muffled] Fuck.

Bruce: DAMIAN

Jason: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Bruce: How would you like to go see Alfred?!

Jason: How would you like to suck my balls?

*everyone in the cave gasps*

Bruce: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Jason: Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Actually, what I said was

*pulls out megaphone*

Jason: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, BRUCE?

Tim: Holy shit, dude.

[coffeeee-beannn]

repost bc i wanted to add a bit more to it. also, i’ve named her zana and i will be coming up w/ a backstory for her in the meanwhile. feel free to respost/redraw if you’d like, but please give credit :)

[coffeeee-beannn]

i drew @danielhowell