Jaberwock in the sun

[babyanimalgifs]

Heartwarming ❤️ (@mosiescritters)

[poqari]

There is something about sunlight that makes life seem just a little less horrible

[whatthebec]

it’s the vitamin d bitch

[catchymemes]

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[friendlyfrankenstein]

bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult. 

[friendlyfrankenstein]

anyways its been like four days and I have yet to stop laughing even slightly less at ‘OH GROOVE WITH ME BABY’ (THUNK THUNK THUNK) so 

im starting to suspect bert and ernie sketches were just the basis of my sense of humor

[justbadpuns]

I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It’s syncing now..

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[urocyonfox-deactivated20210104]

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

salvador dali that wild son of a gun he loved Bendy clocks

[medusabraids]

if ‘get low’ was an indie tune (mumford and sons are shaking)

[floatingonwater]

making eye contact with a dog and seeing their tail wag really fast is a truly beautiful thing

[trophybutch]

the gay language

[iconicpopstar]

don’t let katy perry see this

[c-bassmeow]

[arielmh]

“We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles.  I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.” [x] And here we all thought we’d have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trick…

[i-gwarth]

What the hell kind of test tube did this man walk out of?

[pyramidslayer]

i think i finally understand what kojima sees in him

[pervocracy]

are you ready for my favorite fact?

If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest, wild mice will come and run on it.

that is my favorite fact

[blueelectricangels]

Bobcats and lynx will sit in cardboard boxes abandoned in the middle of the forest.

I asked the lynx researcher who told me this why, and he said “Cats, man” and shrugged.

[farlee-wander]

Raven worries sometimes. 

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[dont-touch-my-juice]

please watch this john mulaney bit from snl of him complaining about how computers ask us if we are robots it is hilarious 10/10 would recommend

[pisboy]

labradoodles are nice and all but combining the food obsession of a lab with the intelligence of a poodle creates the ultimate stealth unit whose sole mission in life is to get into the pantry and Eliminate All Bread

[c0ffeekitten]

I’m detecting multiple stories behind this post

[ivare-enim-euge]

[pukicho]

You know what’s better than weed?

Water

[stencill]

here’s this dumb bitch again

[pukicho]

Shut up, you dehydrated high motherfucker