ardy baseball

women want me, fish fear me | ♉️ | 24 | they/them | i’m also on letterboxd @arm57

[coffeefueledanxiety]

sorry for hyperfixating on a vampire twink and making it everyone’s problem again i would say it won’t happen again but i think we all know that’d be a lie

[systemdeez]

Frank Zappa writing a song in 16/18 time that's about taking a shit that almost kills him.

[harborfreight]

[howglorygoes]

Who among us will be first to write a parody song about Patti on the boat

[byjove]

Victor Frankenstein wearing this shirt:

[nyadversary]

big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5

[nyadversary]

update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5

[nyadversary]

i have terrible news about the economy

they raised the price of monster bang :(

[glitchgirlgasm]

Monster bang inflation 😵‍💫

[plumped-up-furrys-deactivated20]

monster bang inflation 🥺🥺🥺

[keenbugg]

computer. one of us must know (sooner or later) by bob dylan. loud enough to kill.

[byjove]

elephant shrews are more closely related to elephants than shrews

[trashbagscollection]

[byjove]

it’s shrew. I mean true.

[mademoisellemort]

listen i just don't think you're haunting me hard enough

[hylian-prosecutor]

Tell me how I'm supposed to focus on "important things" when sumer is icumen in lhude sing cuccu groweþ sed and bloweþ med and springþ þe wde nu sing cuccu sing cuccu

[freakyolivelady]

computa make my mutuals have a great day

[shesnake]

feeling like when frodo says he wants to go home and we're only 90 minutes into fellowship

[bobdylanyaoi]

sometimes the side chick ain’t even a side chick sometimes it’s graceland (1986) by paul simon

[fuckyeahnirvannatheband]

[metfell]

i think that harry styles dies really frequently to like putting forks in outlets n shit, and they gotta use a factory to make more harries. but one day one of the fucked up defective harries escaped and they couldnt catch him in time before he became famous and so they just had to let him do this thing. and thats timothee chalamet

[starrynet]

what’s your favorite ship?

titanic

hms terror

uss enterprise

ever given (the container ship that blocked the suez canal in 2021)

captain ahab’s whaling vessel

ship of theseus

battleship monopoly token

mclennon

Remaining time: 1 day 4 hours

[brexitfc]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men.

And me.