nag-lalakwatsa na naman si Clexa

Clexa funko pops have run away to the world's most liveable city

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Clexa mallratting at Melbourne Central and checking out the heritage-listed Coop’s Shot Tower.

Lexa: “Clarke, it’s...”

Clarke: “Lexa, no.”

Lexa: *pleading hearteyes*

Clarke: *sighs* “We are not moving in there.”

Lexa: “But it’s so beautiful, Clarke! And it survived more than a hundred years without being demolished.” *looks at Clarke pointedly*

Clarke: *shifts uncomfortably* “Lexa... They used to make bullets in there. That’s why the sign says ‘shot tower’.”

Lexa: “On second thought, perhaps a heritage-listed house is too much maintenance.” *sashays away as fast as possible*

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Clexa being environmentally conscious and participating in one of Melbourne’s bicycle sharing programs. It’s illegal to ride without a helmet, so they decided to share one lol.

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Since most of the world outside of America is missing out on the eclipse, can we get Lexa to do an encore rendition of Total Eclipse of the Clarke?

“Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I’m just a chip in her bra, nothing I can do, total eclipse of the Claaaaarke” ***FADE TO BLACK***

You’ve got a good memory anon! Do not look directly at the Clarke without wearing protective eye-wear.

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This is what all eclipses look like Down Under...

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In front of the heritage-listed Forum Theatre.

The street art ships these two cuties together lol.

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Outside the ACMI(Australian Centre for Moving Images) Wallace & Gromit exhibition.

Lexa: “Clarke, do you think we could maybe get a pet...”   *notices Clarke looking at her suspiciously*

Lexa: “... umm, like m-maybe a fish?”

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Chilling out at Fed Square, waiting for the next free concert to start. In the meantime, the sun doing its usual come-here-go-away dance.

Clarke: “Lexa, did you know that if you don’t like the weather in Melbourne, you just have to wait 5 minutes?” *grins*

Lexa: *subtly rolls her eyes* “No Clarke, I definitely have not heard that one before. Four seasons in an hour, amirite?” *sighs*

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Clarke would totes vandalise a wall with flowers if it means impressing Lexa.

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Typical 4 seasons in a day Melbourne weather, so it started raining.

Of course, these two would take shelter and cuddle in something that looks like a giant rainbow flower tree.

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Spot the Clexa chilling out in ADC AC/DC Lane (yes, that’s a real street name here in honour of the band). It’s graffiti of hands graffiti-ing a wall, Clarke loves it lol. So meta, much hipster.

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Encountering more street art leads to wankery art talk:

“Lexa, I'm troubled by how the internal dynamic of the biomorphic forms verges on codifying the accessibility of the work.”

“I agree, Clarke! It should be added that the optical suggestions of the spatial relationships endangers the devious simplicity of the remarkable handling of light.”

courtesy of instant art critique generator for their Critical Response to the Art Product (or CRAP): http://www.pixmaven.com/phrase_generator.html

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These two moseyed up Hosier Lane to appreciate some street art.

“Clarke... do you think her eyeliner is better than mine?”

“Of course not, Lexa. I love your eyeliner the most.” <3

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Wandering around the 130+ year old Queen Victoria Market stalls, debating what cheese goes with which wine like the foodie wankers that they are, lol. They are so extra.

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Clarke taking Lexa on a proper coffee date since they’re in Melbourne after all. She’s especially protective of such good coffee lol (from Market Lane coffee stall at QVM). Anyone who dares to whisper “Starbucks” or “Tim Hortons” will face her wrath!

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passing by the Old Treasury on Spring St...

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funko!Clexa on the old-school city circle tram

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On the city circle tram...

“Clarke, don’t we need a ticket, or a travel card, or something?”

“Oh honey, you always want to do the right thing. Don’t worry Lexa, we’re in the free tram zone!”