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Jimmy Darling x Reader
Happy Birthday @gingerpeters I hope you like my first AHS fic!
Warnings: Lots of smut. Mentions of alcohol abuse.
This takes place during the American Horror Story: Freakshow episode “Tupperware Party Massacre” but there is no violence or horror of any kind.
I’m also tagging @edwxrdmott & @i-just-wanna-ahs-ok because I hope they’ll like it :)
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Unpopular opinion: they shouldve kept Michaels nephew around longer
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Shy!Reader x Jimmy Darling [HCs]
Request: “If headcanons are open, could you maybe write some about Jimmy dating a shy girl that all these other guys want because of her figure? Thanks a ton :3” - Anon
Count: 13-ish
A/N: I’m a hoe for Jimmy this week wow
You probably met Jimmy somewhere like the Diner when he was wearing his gloves
But everyone [wherever you met at] thinks you guys are, like, the best couple ever
I mean??? This beautiful girl and the most charming boy ever???
He’d just walk up to you and sit down like it’s nothing
And he would probably catch on that you’re shy pretty quickly
But I think he just has that way about him, you know? Like he feels like an old friend or something, so you wouldn’t feel nervous
The two of you would just sit and talk until the place closed
And after a while of being friends, you’d start going out
Jimmy never failed to tell people that
Mainly because he was so proud of himself
But when other guys came even relatively near you he got a little jealous
And he would automatically wrap his arm around you or pull you closer, making it clear that you’re his
I just think we all need a Jimmy in our lives, okay?
Could I have a ship? I'm quite sassy and mean sometimes. But I'm quite cool and smooth. I'm 5'5, dirty blonde hair, blue eyes and freckles. I love fashion and I'm quite vain. I always love someone and I'm very loyal. I become quite obcessed with them and I'm very sexual and big in sex
Well of course!
hmmm…. Ok. I think I’ve got it!
Sounds like you’ll be absolutely perfect for Jimmy Darling.
He needs someone who can give him just as much attention as he wants to give you- and you can teach him all about loyalty and trust, since he doesn’t have that much experience with it :(
In return, he’s more than willing to compliment your utterly fantastic fashion sense, and the two of you can definitely teach each other a good amount in the bedroom!
Asks are open…
Can I have a matchup? I'm pretty shy but I'm always open to expressing my feelings. I don't go out much as I love staying home and reading. I love affection from some but not all. I don't know how to take a compliment tbh. Hmmm what else... I have light brown hair and hazel eyes. I'm kinda tall but not overly. Hope this is enough lol.
I feel like I”m going to be apologizing for the timing of these answers for the rest of my life, but thank you for (hopefully) being patient!
After months of consideration (oops!) I think its quite clear that your perfect match is…
Kit Walker!
Obviously you two will make quite a cute pair together, but it’s the fact that I can imagine you curled up together while you’re reading that makes it obvious how good you two would be for each other. Kit needs someone who can be straight with him, so the fact that you’re quiet but willing to express yourself fits well with this. And as hard as it is to accept a compliment, Kit is going to work his hardest to teach you how deserving you are!
Hope you enjoy (and agree!)
Ship requests are open
Hi i was wondering if you are still taking requests/ ships?
Hi Nonny,
Thanks for the opportunity to post an update.
I’ve been MIA for a while now. The honest to god truth is that I’ve been in treatment for alcohol abuse for the past two months, and it’s taken up a lot of my time.
That being said, I’m doing a lot better now- I’m not at 100% but every day does seem a little easier, so the answer is yes, I am still taking requests and ships. I have a pretty big back-log at the moment, so it might take me some time to get back into the swing of things, but if you’re willing to be patient, please feel free to send in anything!
Happy Evan-ing to you all!
❤️ QC
evan peters → the lazarus effect (2015)
Peter maximoff
Has the unsettled tendency to use sarcasm and sharp edge humor to cover up his other feelings because he doesn’t want to burden anyone with them. A very common tactic, but Peter feels his problems are his own and he doesn’t need to drag anyone else down with him. Acting this way makes it seem like things are alright even if things for him are going painstakingly slow and horrid.
When you yourself move so fast, the rest of the world seems like it has to catch up with what you’re doing. Peter struggles with this, but only sometimes. He’s afraid that one day he’ll be unable to stop and this irrational fear stops him from completely connecting with others, even his family.
Absolutely tries to prove his worth at any opportunity because of the hole that his biological father left in his life. Still tries to prove his worth because someday he silently hopes that Magneto will snap and realize that Peter is his son because it’s been proven that Peter is too fearful of telling him straight out.
(Attached to the previous headcanon) Because of his unfulfilled need to prove himself, Peter does act without thinking completely of the consequences.
Probably has a mixtape made for all of his moments. I.E, Sad moments, good/happy moments, etc.
Goodnight sweetie
Hey guys! I haven't been around (for a lot of very boring reasons) and I know I have a HUGE back up in my inbox (and I promise I WILL get to everyone- thank you so much for your patience) I'm still in this nebulous place right now, but you guys are all so kind and wonderful I wanted to give you at least a little fluff. Evan rules (and so do you!) ~~~~~~~~~~ You were passed out when your phone rang, and even though it was uncharacteristic, you decided not to bother checking the caller ID and simply hit answer. "Hullo?" You said, still half asleep. "Hey." As soon as you heard the voice on the other side of the line a smile washed over your face. "Hey you." You started. "Fancy hearing your voice tonight." You teased. Your boyfriend, Evan, was supposed to call you earlier in the night, but you'd forgiven him when the call had never come. He'd told you on more than one occasion that one of the things he cherished most about you was your ability to understand his hectic and unpredictable schedule and your capacity to forgive him when his forgetfulness would otherwise look like him being inconsiderate. "Yeah well, I couldn't get to sleep without hearing your sweet voice." He admitted. "Well, you're hearing it now." You told him through a yawn. "What do you want me to say?" "That you love me." "Only if you say it first." "I love me." "Dork." You said with a laugh. "You love it." "Maybe." "Only maybe?" He whined. "Yup." "You're killing me." "Am not." "I'm dying of a broken heart." "How do you think I feel? My boyfriend called me up in the middle of the night and hasn't even told me he loves me!" "Ok, fine. I love you." "Well, jeez, don't force it." You teased. "It's never hard to say I love you." He said. "It's just true." "Good." You told him. "I love you, too."
hahaha i’m sorry, there is no way out at all
Evan Peters in American Horror Story: ROANOKE.
Waaaaa Happy Birthday Evan !!!!!
@bartons-never-miss Wow, Aly! I feel like I know you!
I hope it doesn’t come as a surprise that your perfect match is...
And yes, it’s true, you’re a much more gentle person than Tate can be. But underneath all that murderous rage, I think you’ll agree there is a fiercely loyal, loving person who wants to belong to someone else. Someone like you who might not be able to trust at first, but is ready to give your heart to the right person. You wouldn’t have to worry about jealousy or about being too affectionate, because once Tate chooses someone, that’s all he can think about. And since you’re very much a dog person, you’ll feel pretty special to have your very own Tate-puppy dog to follow you around everywhere. Just try to keep your anger in check, because Tate sees red anytime someone does anything to someone he loves, and an anger-fueled mission between the two of you would be utterly unstoppable.
Hope that you can see what I see and have enjoyed!
My inbox is always (full) but open for more if you want to know your match!
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