Coffee Rick ☕ (C-043)

Searching for the best coffee in the multiverse PFP by @ocyanick // Banner by @enthusiastic-nim [Due to this being a R&M blog, MDNI 🔞]

[coffeerick]

Art by @rickleguy

I'm Rick C-043. Trying to replicate the Cafe Sanchez recipe after the Citadel went under. My *burp* Morty won't go on adventures with me because Jerry says he's being "overwhelmed" and "needs his sleep". Fucking asshole...

Tumblr is the last place I wanna be but I know a bunch of you are coffee fans. Send me your questions *burp* I guess...

About this Rick...

Has a coffee addiction instead of alcohol. He claims it's to help him be more "efficient", but he's just OBSESSED with coffee.

Getting by with Shoney's coffee while he attempts to replicate the Cafe Sanchez recipe.

Hates the Citadel but visited for the coffee. When the Citadel rebuilt, he stopped going to Cafe Sanchez because it doesn't taste like the original recipe that he loves.

Has a short attention span and passes out often. Refuses to go to bed.

His Morty is a Sleepy Morty due to his adventures. Beth and Jerry intervened so Rick goes on adventures alone now.

Learn more about him here! Pester him with asks! He doesn't have anything better to do!

Rules!

Due to the subject of this blog, minors DNI!!! I won't be interacting to posts made explicitly by minors. You can come back once you turn 18.

With that being said, although mun is 23, please ask about NSFT. I'm usually not comfortable with smut and even when I do entertain it, I'm not very good at it and will most likely end the thread with a fade to black.

I am multi-fandom! With that being the case, please DM me before interacting if you're RPing from another fandom as there may be the chance that I'm not too familiar with it. To cover just a few fandoms, I've been a fan of JJBA, TADC, Sonic, Hellaverse, Gravity Falls, Undertale/Deltarune, Dispatch and The Boys. I may add more to this list as I see more active RP communities.

Please ask about long-term or restricted scenarios such as ships, forced living arrangements, extreme/disastrous events, etc. I am not comfortable with godmodding. My DMs are open for discussion if you wanna work something out!

MUN ≠ MUSE!!! I am playing a character and do not endorse some of the acts my character may do. I like conflict as I feel like it adds to the narrative, but that does not mean I condone those actions.

I feel like I need to make this clear: I do not make friends with people I only know through roleplay. We need to have interacted sufficiently outside of roleplay for me to even consider calling you a friend. Please understand this, as I've had several people misinterpret my IC interactions as IRL friendship.

This is NOT a Rickorty blog, so DNI if you're into that sort of thing!

[rickfuckerf215]

Where the hell have you been? I-I-I was starting to forget th-that you exist.

- @coffeerick

I-I maayyy or may not have been spending my time building up my shrine annd having to avoid getting killed by really...really angry Ricks.. ehehe I-I'm glad you missedd meee hehehe Coco you missed mee <3

[coffeerick]

Ugh, you really think that forgetting you is the same thing as- as "missing" you?

[rickfuckerf215]

Well- well, if-if you really forgot about me you wouldn't bother speaking to me... I don't exist! Youuu came crawling back to speak to me 'cause you– you missedd meee hehehe

[coffeerick]

...Those other Ricks are really shit at doing their fucking job.

Coffee Rick held a hand out as he looked away.

I-I-I need more of that fucking powder for my *burp* coffee.

[rickfuckerf215]

Fujo visibly frowned, crossing his arms and popping his hip out in a "disappointed parent" stance.

Since you-you wanna be rude, I don't want to give it to you. Fig-figure it out yourself.

He smiled to himself and thought about the one-in-a-million chance of Coffee Rick apologizing and being sympathetic towards him... or maybe even confessing a secret confession of love.

[coffeerick]

Coffee Rick rolled his eyes, not taking Fujo seriously at all.

We both know you don't stay mad about stupid *burp* shit like this for long. Just- Just give it here.

He waved his outstretched hand expectantly.

[rickfuckerf215]

Fujo sighed and looked in his pockets, looking for the powder, unable to find anything.

Y-you're right ehehe, but I-I don't have any on me. I'd have to–to make more. S-so, eheh, if you're impatient, you-you do have to figure it out yourself.

[coffeerick]

Coffee Rick groaned as he pulled out his portal gun, opening a portal beside him that led to his lab. He grabbed Fujo by the collar of his labcoat and pulled at him.

Use my *burp* equipment. I-I'd do it myself but I-I-I'm not exactly in a fucking mood right now.

[rickfuckerf215]

Where the hell have you been? I-I-I was starting to forget th-that you exist.

- @coffeerick

I-I maayyy or may not have been spending my time building up my shrine annd having to avoid getting killed by really...really angry Ricks.. ehehe I-I'm glad you missedd meee hehehe Coco you missed mee <3

[coffeerick]

Ugh, you really think that forgetting you is the same thing as- as "missing" you?

[rickfuckerf215]

Well- well, if-if you really forgot about me you wouldn't bother speaking to me... I don't exist! Youuu came crawling back to speak to me 'cause you– you missedd meee hehehe

[coffeerick]

...Those other Ricks are really shit at doing their fucking job.

Coffee Rick held a hand out as he looked away.

I-I-I need more of that fucking powder for my *burp* coffee.

[rickfuckerf215]

Fujo visibly frowned, crossing his arms and popping his hip out in a "disappointed parent" stance.

Since you-you wanna be rude, I don't want to give it to you. Fig-figure it out yourself.

He smiled to himself and thought about the one-in-a-million chance of Coffee Rick apologizing and being sympathetic towards him... or maybe even confessing a secret confession of love.

[coffeerick]

Coffee Rick rolled his eyes, not taking Fujo seriously at all.

We both know you don't stay mad about stupid *burp* shit like this for long. Just- Just give it here.

He waved his outstretched hand expectantly.

[rickfuckerf215]

Where the hell have you been? I-I-I was starting to forget th-that you exist.

- @coffeerick

I-I maayyy or may not have been spending my time building up my shrine annd having to avoid getting killed by really...really angry Ricks.. ehehe I-I'm glad you missedd meee hehehe Coco you missed mee <3

[coffeerick]

Ugh, you really think that forgetting you is the same thing as- as "missing" you?

[rickfuckerf215]

Well- well, if-if you really forgot about me you wouldn't bother speaking to me... I don't exist! Youuu came crawling back to speak to me 'cause you– you missedd meee hehehe

[coffeerick]

...Those other Ricks are really shit at doing their fucking job.

Coffee Rick held a hand out as he looked away.

I-I-I need more of that fucking powder for my *burp* coffee.

[rickfuckerf215]

Where the hell have you been? I-I-I was starting to forget th-that you exist.

- @coffeerick

I-I maayyy or may not have been spending my time building up my shrine annd having to avoid getting killed by really...really angry Ricks.. ehehe I-I'm glad you missedd meee hehehe Coco you missed mee <3

[coffeerick]

Ugh, you really think that forgetting you is the same thing as- as "missing" you?

[gemteeth]

Nothing like mandatory therapy and rehab to make ya feel like a little better!

Welcome to the Morty Rehabilitation and Reassignment Center. Come down for the Rick Program and receive your first three months of therapy with alcohol provided! 

A very fun piece for Art Fight! :D

Coffee Rick - @thegreensnek Love Rick, J-Rick and J-Morty - @michroma

Cake Morty - @shwiftyprizz

Shapeshifter Morty - @bowlcereal

Rick and Morty G33-12 - @simplyplutonium

[coffeerick]

However you're brewing your coffee, you're doing it wrong.

[spectorrick]

Your consumption of coffee is beyond champion levels so I guess I'll trust you on that

[coffeerick]

It better be! They don't call me "Coffee" *burp* Rick for nothing!

[coffeerick]

However you're brewing your coffee, you're doing it wrong.

[coffeerick]

🍷

@evil-rick-e-626

Coffee Rick frowned at E, dumping the wine onto the floor without hesitation. He then flipped the glass back upright and pulled out a coffee cup from his labcoat, pouring the contents into the glass. After tossing the coffee cup behind him, he drank from the coffee from the glass without breaking eye contact. He could've just used the coffee cup, sure, but he didn't care. He only wanted to drive the point home.

[aurora-rph]

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[the-whiz-kid]

Guess what, I'm bored.

Send me a character with 🧠, and my muse will have to explain how they see them.

[creativ-bubble]

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[roleplayasksandmemes]

More character asks - Angst

1. What is their most recent regret?

2. What is their greatest regret?

3. What are they most ashamed of?

4. When was the last time they cried and what caused it?

5. What’s a mundane fear that they hide?

6. What’s their greatest fear?

7. What always causes them anxiety?

8. How do they deal with fear or anxiety? (Do they snap, withdraw, hide it entirely, can they be honest about it, etc.?)

9. What’s the worst physical pain they can remember being in?

10. What do they avoid at all costs?

11. What do they hide that they’re avoiding?

12. What are they most self conscious about?

13. Do they have a secret they’d never share willingly?

14. What haunts them most? (A failure, a regret, a fear, something in the past or something yet to happen?)

15. What brings out their worst traits?

16. Have they ever lashed out in anger?

17. What do they most wish to change?

18. Have they lost someone close?

19. How do they handle grief?

20. “Was it your fault?”

21. Free question.

[coffeerick]

"You are under arrest for...attempting to steal coffee and making a scene..." -Cop Rick

Coffee Rick tugged and pulled as Cop Rick held onto his arms, trying to subdue and handcuff him.

L-L-L-Let go of me!!! Can't a- Can't a guy get *burp* some fucking coffee without having to wait in a stupid line?!

[multiplerickalities]

"I don't like waiting in lines either but that's just go it goes." Even he thought arresting the guy was a bit excessive. If he hasn't broken anything or hurt anyone, who cares about someone screaming about coffee? "For what it's worth, I'm just doing my job. I couldn't give two shits about someone wanting coffee."

Man, he hated when people squirmed. It just made getting the cuffs on that much harder. It was a struggle but he eventually managed to get one side on.

[coffeerick]

Coffee Rick tried kicking at one of Cop Rick's shins, grunting with every struggle. The coffee pumping through his veins definitely were making this guy way too jumpy.

[coffeerick]

"You are under arrest for...attempting to steal coffee and making a scene..." -Cop Rick

Coffee Rick tugged and pulled as Cop Rick held onto his arms, trying to subdue and handcuff him.

L-L-L-Let go of me!!! Can't a- Can't a guy get *burp* some fucking coffee without having to wait in a stupid line?!

[coffeerick]

https://youtu.be/PE_daBjZFgI

[ OOC: Lol fair haha ]

[roleplayasksandmemes]

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