deimos @coffindonor - Tumblr Blog

hi spook

Hello, Polyamorous lover.

!! Senpai... Replied to me?!!... Blushes.. NYA! K-Konnichiwa, Spook-san... EEK! >_< *uses my tail to hide my face* Nya... Sugoi...

dictioneighry

hi dictionary

NYAN! :3 H-Hai! hehe… Mrow!

Just Kidding. Of Course, I’m a Human Being. It’d be ridiculous if I was some sort of feline with an access to the World Wide Web. No… It would Make More Sense if i Was A Spider …! haha… Spider On The WWW… hehe… Oh dictioneighry, you’re so Funny…. Thanks, dictioneighry. No problem, dictioneighry! Hey.. wanna make out? Oh? Me? Oh.. I don’t know.. No. Hey. It’s okay dictioneighry. Go at your own pace. But.. I Really love you. oh.. Oh.. R-Really?.. well.. I’ve always loved.. You, dictioneighry. Oh.. Hehe.. I’m flustered.. Can.. Can we kiss..? Why of course dictioneighry. Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Oh.. hehe.. My cheeks are so red! Ahhh! I’m So Flustered! Teeehee! >_< dictioneighry.. I love you. So much. Me too dictioneighry. Can we get married..? oh.. Oh, dictioneighry.. I don’t know… that’s too soon.. Plus, what will my parents think..! Oh.. I don’t know.. I’m so confused.. ahhh ! No. dictioneighry. Your parents don’t control you. You can love whoever you want. You can love.. me, dictioneighry. Oh dictioneighry! Mwah! Mwah! Okay. it’s decided. Let’s elope! Oh i’m so excited ..! Let’s go far away, far away that my parents won’t say anything! Yes, dictioneighry! Let’s go! It doesn’t matter that our parents are enemies, our true love will be everlasting..! Longer than their spite..! Yes, dictioneighry! Oh.. Can we go to France? I’ve always wanted to go to France.. such a beautiful country.. Oh, why yes dictioneighry, we can go wherever we want. Quick! Come, let’s ride the carriage. We shall be married in the countrysides of France! Oh, dictioneighry! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!

coffindonor

this was so touching... wow...

morraaabb

ckret2

getting scambot messages from random accounts that clearly used to be normal active blogs is sad enough. you know that there used to be a real person on that blog until they were tricked into handing their password to the digital fae.

but it's an entirely new level of tragic when somebody you've actually spoken to gets turned into a bot account. it's like peeking at a zombie apocalypse through the window and realizing one of the shambling corpses was your friend.

and then the zombie catches sight of you, lurches up to your window, and shouts through the glass that they accidentally reported your account to tumblr and you'll be deactivated unless you click this link.

RIP to the blog that used to DM me to tell me they liked my new chapters. Their last known words spoken before being turned, 17 hours ago: "Ggs!" They were praising someone's deadlift.

ckret2

the message they tried to get me with is probably the same message that got them, so for anybody who hasn't already been warned about the signs of a zombie account:

if you get something like this ↑ they're gonna follow up by instructing you to contact tumblr support on discord and give you contact info; or they're gonna link a website that looks sort of like tumblr support and say you have to email them; or any variety of "you must now contact tumblr, here is how you contact tumblr."

whatever they send you, it Does Not lead to tumblr. it leads to the master zombie that bit them and inducted them into the ranks of the undead, and will bite you the second they have your email and password. i might be confusing zombies and vampires. anyway,

it's easier to fall for these messages because the blog doesn't LOOK like a bot blog, because it ISN'T a bot blog. it's a normal person's blog that got accessed by a bot, meaning the blog's content CLEARLY looks like a real active user when you click on it. and yes—it might even be a blog you already know. sometimes bots like this go down a blog's DMs or reblogs and message people they've previously interacted with.

they got one of my treasured followers, and they can get you too. don't fall for their tricks. know the signs.