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IF YOU ARE OKAY WITH ICONLESS ROLEPLAYS REBLOG THIS SO YOUR FOLLOWERS KNOW !!

like as much as i love icons and a good psd, sometimes its just tasking to do. and not everyone has great resources. so if you’re okay with having threads with no icons, please reblog this so that people know you’re okay with it. i feel like roleplayers today are too focused on the aesthetics and won’t follow people who use base icons or even none at all. it’s not about icons, but about the writing !!

#psa

So yeah —— if I’m not here, then I’m definitely over at my multi-muse @betterdcyz

#out of coffee. ( ooc )#( and I have a lot of characters over there lol )#( but today. I'll be here. And over there as well. )#( so if tomorrow u don't see me here. I'm on there. Likely lifting my boys/girls up in the air like in the lion king )#( I always do that with my good boy android connor )

littlelovelymemes

( * & . — THE GOOD PLACE SENTENCE STARTERS / PART 2 .

‘ and then i remembered … i’m a naughty bitch . ’

‘ because i love you … i think . no , i’m pretty sure . yeah , i love you . ’

‘ birth is a curse . existence is a prison . ’

‘ girl , you are a messy bitch who loves drama and i’m into it . ’

‘ holy motherforking shirtballs . ’

‘ i am revved up and ready to learn . my brain is horny ! ’

‘ i came to apologize . there … i did it . i apologized . ’

‘ i could kill them right now and , you know , that would be easy . ’

‘ i could never get close to anyone . i never even told a boyfriend i loved him . ’

‘ i don’t know how to describe it … like , a different zone of time . no , that sounds stupid . a different clock land . ’

‘ i don’t know how to tell you this , but i’m dying . i mean , we’re all dying , slowly . when you think about it , we started dying the day we were born . ’

‘ i don’t know , man . maybe just tell her that you’re gay . ’

‘ i don’t need you to respond because i know you have trouble saying how you feel . ’

‘ i feel like you always understand about 20% of what’s happening . ’

‘ i got a flu virus named after me because i kissed a bat on a dare . ’

‘ i just have some worries , as well as some concerns that could potentially turn into outright fears . oh , there they go . they are fears now . ’

‘ i love you . and i don’t need you to respond because i know you have trouble saying how you feel . ’

‘ i was a good person for six months . that’s like five years . ’

‘ i wasn’t worth changing for . ’

‘ i will literally see you all in hell . ’

‘ in the words of my actual friends : ya basic ! ’

‘ is everything okay ? i mean , other than , you know … everything . ’

‘ is this why you came here ? to scold me on the metric system ? ’

‘ i’m gonna eat all this chili … and / or die trying . do you want any ? ’

‘ i’m gonna miss you , bud . ’

‘ i’m outtie , see ya in hell ! ’

‘ i’ve gained a lot of new skills recently . for example , i learned how to be passive aggressive . totally fine that you guys didn’t notice . ’

‘ love isn’t a triangle , it’s a five dimensional blob . ’

‘ more guys should be bi . it’s 2018 . it’s like , get over yourselves ! ’

‘ none of your exes have gotten over you . ’

‘ oh no ! now the thing i said after we kissed will always be ‘ hot diggity dog . ’ oh well , it was an honest reaction and i stand by that . ’

‘ somehow , i never want to leave you . ’

‘ that broke me . i’m done . ’

‘ that’s not a present . that’s just common decency . ’

‘ the other possible medical diagnosis is that you’re just a bit of a dick . ’

‘ their bodies are made very poorly . they’re mostly goo and juice . you just take the juice out and then they’re dead . ’

‘ there’s no point to anything and you’re just gonna die so do whatever ! ’

‘ ugh , of course your hugs are amazing . ’

‘ wasn’t he banned from disney world for biting buzz lightyear ? ’

‘ what a creep . why was i friends with him ? ’

‘ whatever progress i have made it’s because you and i have become friends . ’

‘ whenever anyone tells me a story about their life i imagine all the people as being super hot . otherwise i quickly lose interest . ’

‘ who the hell is this chick ? ’

‘ why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identity ? ’

‘ why is it every time a new thing is invented humans immediately try to use it for porn ? ’

‘ yeah , i love you . ugh , that’s embarrassing . i feel so itchy . ’

‘ you are too selfish to ever be a good person . ’

‘ you got it , you piece of ... butt . ’

‘ you need to ghost her . disappear . block her number . bonus : anything she left in your apartment is now legally yours . ’

‘ you are brilliant , charming , obviously gorgeous . ’

‘ you’re my friend . that’s why i can’t kill you . ’

#ask meme #select a muse

betterdcyz-a

I’m here – I’m tired, good morning.

#out of coffee. ( ooc )#( i've been here most of my time )#( keep forgetting this blog exists until i remember and then i feel bad )#( i really need to get focused on this blog )#( and do stuff )#( which I will-- perhaps today actually. )#( reblog some memes. drop most of my threads. not all. but most. and just start again. )#( ugh- I really do apologise for the big lack of activity )

This just in -- I’m a bad parent... Tweek’s birthday was on the 1st of October. Fuuuuuck. And I forgoooot.

#out of coffee. ( ooc )#( still-- please give tweek some coffee. or coffee-related birthday gifts )#( he'll really appreciate it plus i doubt his parents would remember?? sometimes they do-- )#( and sometimes they dooon't )

onlyrpmemes

The Venture Bros. Quotes

Season 1

“When the sun sleeps… the wolves begin to howl.”

“Holy Toledo, he ripped on him!”

“Traitor! Dirty bastard traitor!”

“Let’s take this slow. This is my first time.”

“Oh yeah, the pain. It’s not so bad. I hacked up some blood a couple of minutes ago and there was this pink chunk about the size of, uh… one of those little kiwifruit, but I don’t feel anything missing, so I’m not too worried.”

“What’s got into you?”

“What the hell are you smiling at?”

“Holy dammit Christmas!”

“ It craves… purity… it devours… purity… it seems to be… What the hell is this thing made out of?”

“There are four puddings in the fridge. You may enjoy the contents of one of them. Dinner at six.”

“Violence isn’t the answer. This is a think tank; we’re the most powerful minds on the planet! Let’s act like it!”

“I will remember these last few days with you as the happiest of my life.”

“Apparently this is the reward I get for years of screwing with super-science. In short, I pissed in God’s eye, and he blinked.”

“I had to sleep in my clothes. Now I feel gross wearing them two days in a row!”

“Why haven’t you tried the world domination thing? You scared of the big leagues?”

“With every fiber of my being I stab at thee, as long as blood flows through this heart I will hunt you down. I will be the stuff of your children’s nightmares.”

“When the sun sleeps… the wolves begin to howl.”

“Oh my god, look at this place. It’s like a museum of failure.”

“Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?”

“Consider this your final warning. You do not know the risk you are taking. For a whisper from my lips could open your mind to a world of arcane tortures!”

“Okay, this is getting nuts.”

“Have you seen my juice-box?”

“WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!”

“Okay, then who haven’t you slept with? I’m sure that’s a shorter list.”

“Th-th-th-this is most unorthodox.”

“Who wants PIZZA ROLLS?”

“Get me my cloak!”

“Consider this your final warning. You do not know the risk you are taking. For a whisper from my lips could open your mind to a world of arcane tortures!”

“You’ve had your little adventure, now go the hell home.”

#ask meme #select a muse

I ain’t gonna do much today -- my health problems are still-- well, they’re being a big problem but I’ll try and do a few things I guess? I’ve already answered what’s in my askbox. But I may reblog some more memes.

#out of coffee. ( ooc )#( I may also play more dragon age )#( i got all three games. plus dlcs. so i have a lot to do lol )

Was gonna tackle hug Tweek but rethought and instead just gives him a nice hug from behind and smooches his cheek. "Hi babe~♡"

@angelusmori

Either choice would’ve made Tweek yelp no matter what —— however, the nice hug from behind made him yelp a little before easily settling down at the familiar voice and the soft brush of lips against his now reddened cheeks.

“H-Hi, Kenny.” He greets out, almost stuttering as he looks behind him to smile at the other.

#( coffee bean : in character )#( d'aw~~ )#angelusmori

“Can’t sleep?” (For Kyle)

Send me “Can’t sleep?” to have a tired conversation with my muse in the middle of the night. / @askthe-new-kid / accepting!

“I know ‘ ——sleep ’ is... essential and all but so is studying,” Kyle mumbled as he looked at the phone. He was currently facetiming the new kid. “I gotta finish... these math equations-” He stops to let out a yawn.

#( jew boy : in character )#askthe-new-kid

“Can’t sleep?”

Send me “Can’t sleep?” to have a tired conversation with my muse in the middle of the night. / @blxebxy-spxcemxn / accepting!

Aside from the ‘ ——tiredness ’ that was somewhat affecting Tweek and how he speaks into the phone, Tweek couldn’t fall asleep. His mind was racing ( ——random paranoid thoughts, etc, etc. ) and coffee was one of the main things that were a part of this.

Tweek yawned and mumbled something: “Mhm-- ca-can’t sleep. Guess you can’t sleep either huh. So uh -- how... is Stripe? Is he sleeping? I hope h-he is.” The blond says, one hand holding the phone to his ear and the other fiddling with his pyjama sleeve.

#( coffee bean : in character )#blxebxy-spxcemxn

horrificmemes

Send me “Can’t sleep?” to have a tired conversation with my muse in the middle of the night.

#ask meme #select a muse

pooterparker

Kiss, Marry, Kill

Send me 3 names in my ask

#ask meme #select a muse #( might as well start this off /w this cuz why not xD ()

God —— he /needs/ coffee. Like right now. He’ll sell his soul for coffee. For that delicious bitter boiling liquid.

#( coffee bean : in character )#( tweek vc: *calls satan as if he's an employee at starbucks** yes i'll take a- *calls out a really long order* )

blxebxy-spxcemxn‌:

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#out of coffee. ( ooc )#( glad to be back and hopefully I'll try and do more on this blog 'cuz I miss this and I miss you and other ppl )#( and yeah-- I've been okay. Well. I am dealing with health problems buuut y'know. Tryin' to keep it positive )#( been getting addicted to dragon age again as well lol )

I’ve been watching a lot of ‘ ——walking dead ’ -- mainly the game series. I may re-watch the tv series once I get the chance. But fuck -- ever since I watched it. I do want to throw a walking dead verse at Tweek.

#out of coffee. ( ooc )#( the final season is giving me ideas honestly. )

blxebxy-spxcemxn‌:

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#blxebxyspxcemxn #( kfjskjfskfjskf )#( i love you too <3 )#( and hey there~ )#( i missed you!! like always <3 )

I’m here again —— I think I’m gonna drop some of my threads. Or most threads anyway and try to figure out what I’m going to do on here. I still like roleplaying as Tweek and Kyle and roleplaying with others as it’s an absolute joy but sometimes I forget I have this blog while focusing on two other blogs. Also, my health does turn for the worse at this time of year. Not always but sometimes. Like right now -- my eczema isn’t doing too well. Asthma is being shitty. So yeah.

Though I miss my twitchy blond boy a lot and I miss you guys.

#out of coffee. ( ooc )#( I dunno if I wanna re-make my icons. Uh- I think I won't. )#( Will also clear out my askbox. )

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