C.O.G.

Veni, vidi, vici.

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An intern has created this "blod" for me so that I can monitor the activity of my coworkers and assistant online. I was informed that the Foundation is not monitoring tumble dot com. I have also been informed that other employees may send casual emails to me through the "asks box".

iceberg is currently ALIVE on this blog 💭💭💭

whats up gang. its the intern intern i think. yeah sure. lets go with that. doing a mod reveal that you can only see if you bother to check my intro. @sininply-a-moth whatever go my scarab

dr gears ask blog.... really old man in the area... send asks or smth.... uuurrrhm.... send me asks pretty please....

I. heh. I dont like gearsberg please keep it away from me. as a joke okay but otherwise.... heh... let's just say, it will not interact past saying youre making it up

no fetish asks. those will be deleted immediately. suggestive asks are okay but blatantly NSFW asks will not be answered.

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guys lmk if i need 2 make my answers longer bc think gears would have a lot of thoughts in his head and he goes into lots of detail because he can't imply things as easily with tone 💧💧💧 but like I (mod) struggle with going in2 enough detail so like lmk...... dm me or smth........ idk.......

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Isn’t having a blog where you talk about your work a breach of protocol?

Supposedly. Although, I am more responsible than many other members of staff, and attempt not to explicitly post any confidential information. While I may touch on some protocols, they are generally common sense; although I have been informed of the fact that my "common sense" is somewhat elevated in comparison to the common man, I have some faith in the general public. We would not have come so far as a society if not for this, would we have not? It is only through teamwork and communication that we progress, and as such I am not too worried. Any members of groups of interest that would want to glean any information from this blog would have access to much better resources anyhow—despite what they may tell you, the database is compromised at a surprising rate.

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Can you throw it back?

I have not been gifted anything recently, so no. I do not have anything to throw "back", although there are many things which I am capable of throwing. Perhaps you ought to be a bit more precise with your language, instead of the ambiguous "it". While it is standard procedure to refer to the anomalous as such, "it" is quite vague when lacking context.

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Does anyone in this organization even get hazard pay at least 1 singular buck 🥹

While I do not manage finances, I have recieved a grand total of seventy thousand dollars in hazard pay over my employment. Although, I will note that as time has progressed, the danger to profit ratio has decreased significantly.

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Hello, it is I, ANON! Coming at you with a random scenario to get varying answers!

If you HHHAAADDDD to choose would you rather be turned into a Vampire (or similar being) or a Werewolf (or similar being)?

I suppose if it was a decision that had to occur, I would chose to be a Vampire of adjacent being. That sort of form seems much easier to exist in, simply requiring a change of diet (that I am not particularly attached to either way), as opposed to an uncontrollable transformation every month. Although, if women are capable of maintaining an efficient output all the time, I too could suffer something once a lunar cycle. It remains up to internal debate; it is quite difficult to come to a conclusion when one does not actively find himself in that scenario.

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What would you like to say to your fans?

I would not say I have many fans. While there are certainly some researchers who are fond of me, the concept of a dedicated person(s) does not seem plausible. Perhaps if I was more extraordinary, like Dr. Clef or Dr. Crow, it would be more likely. Alas, I am a normal member of staff—do not fret, I am content with this. There is not much to the average researcher. I am simply good under pressure.

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Hello, how old are you?

Too old, I am told. Alledgedly, most people are retired by the time they reach the age of seventy, at most. I do not see the issue. This upcoming August, I am due to turn eighty four.

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I think you should dye your hair copper orange. The voices are telling me it would improve morale.

Perhaps the voices should guide you to Dr. Glass. It would certainly improve my morale. You would likely farm better results from the method I have recommended; he has been short on patients recently, due to people avoiding him. He would be quite pleased to see you, I am sure.

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Hello, Doctor! I'm officially 3 months clean of a 3 year addiction! I know joy isnt really your tuing so I thought id share some!

That is wonderful. May you not stumble in your future endeavours.

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licking you maliciously. perhaps even nefariously. i may bite you. i may not though.

I am concerned for the state of the future leaders of our world, if this nonsense is how the youth behaves.

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what was the foundation scared of B.F. (Before fazbear)?

What is a "fazbear", if it is so significant that it can denote a time period, but I do not know of it? While I cannot certainly state what the Foundation would be afraid of "B.F.", I can confidentally say that the Foundation is not afraid of anything. That is to say, if there were to be something that the Foundation was "scared of", as you have put it, it would be so highly confidential that not even all the higher clearance employees would be aware of it.

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hiatus

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Sooo...your wife's single...? Can I hit

Why would I possibly be the one to give you consent for this. I understand I may be "from a different time", but I was subject to listening to many different anti-harrassment videos from the Foundation before my assistant invested in headphones.

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How scandalous. Is that what you wish to hear? That I am disturbed and shocked from this juvenile display? There have been many anomalies concerning the "subject's genitals" that I have had the misfortune of dealing with.

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would you consider yourself to be a good boy? A good silly little guy, a silly goober perchance?

While I have thoughts regarding these statements, there is something telling me that there is a hidden second meaning to these words and phrases.

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Gears I can't stop saying stupid things how do I stop? 🦖🦖🦖🦖

For some people it is a lifelong condition. Do not worry, it should not affect the quality of your work. If it does, at that point there may be intervention needed.